Fucking Jackie Chan just caused limpei to waste $8.50

[nayr69sg]

Beeding steel kan pua lousy, CGI fucking laughable and plot worse than the poop I passed out this morning.

Oh and not to forget the whole damn moobie was like a tourist video for sydney.

Nobody forced you to watch lah. Only one to blame is yourself.

Typical sinkie. Will blame everybody and anybody but themselves. Totally no sense of taking responsibility for their poor actions and decisions.

See it is not just Desmond Quek and Cow. it is every single sinkie!

 

[Wunderfool]

Jackie Chan is always the same old same old. Can he do anything new other than orchestrated fights?

 

[nayr69sg]

Jackie Chan is always the same old same old. Can he do anything new other than orchestrated fights?

Why? People keep paying to see him do the same.

It is like PAP lor why they change for what?

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

I will gladly pay Jackie Chan $12 to star in a movie about paying child support

 

[rectmobile]

You are jealous that Jackie Chan can continue to star in and produce blockbuster movies at his old while many of you are facing retrenchments and poverty in your old age. I can spot jealousy a mile away!

I think they are jealous of jackie chan because jackie chan didn't wear adult diapers in his old age but the old farts here do.

 

[Win101]

I still prefer Donnie Yen n Wu Jing! Hahahaha..

Sammo Hung too.!!

 

[Truth_Hurts]

Actually Jackie Chan should move on to more mature roles with less focus on his stunts because he is old. So due to his age the stunts look fake. I know he still fit etc but I guess he can't really act..so he cannot move up the value chain...

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Teeko Jackie’s still raking in the big bucks in China where bulk of his audience is now. He’s pandering to Tiongs taste or he has run out of ideas.
The other Chinese around the world and even Hollywood has bored of him and his formulaic slapstick kumgfu.
He’s passed already....Jack Ma didn’t even bothered to invite him for Alibaba’s promo kungfu movie says it all.

 

[sweetiepie]

You have to as the rectum bro.... he seems to dislike old folks

my uncle say rectum bro has emo problem with old folks.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

my uncle say rectum bro has emo problem with old folks.

Must be kena jilted by his ah pek gay lover

 

[sweetiepie]

Must be kena jilted by his ah pek gay lover

my uncle say maybe. he also say maybe the ah pek lover stick a mobilephone inside his rectum.

 

[Truth_Hurts]

Teeko Jackie’s still raking in the big bucks in China where bulk of his audience is now. He’s pandering to Tiongs taste or he has run out of ideas.
The other Chinese around the world and even Hollywood has bored of him and his formulaic slapstick kumgfu.
He’s passed already....Jack Ma didn’t even bothered to invite him for Alibaba’s promo kungfu movie says it all.

Ah tiong market is very unique, its like 20 years behind the rest of the world,,,so jackie reliving his 80s and 90s exploits in ah tiong land suits him,,,,

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Ah tiong market is very unique, its like 20 years behind the rest of the world,,,so jackie reliving his 80s and 90s exploits in ah tiong land suits him,,,,

Yes many hasbeen hk tv actors go north to star in their shitty productions.....and made money.
Even sunset footballers also go earn their last pot of gold in the Football league.
The sheer size of the chink market is massive enough quality not withstanding....jack ma is a good example.

 

[kelton65]

Points for Jackie Chan for coming up with creative stunts while ang moh celebrities rely on stuntman to do their work. But most of his directed movies suck. He really cannot make it as a director. 1911 was his worst masterpiece.

 

[Truth_Hurts]

Yes many hasbeen hk tv actors go north to star in their shitty productions.....and made money.
Even sunset footballers also go earn their last pot of gold in the Football league.
The sheer size of the chink market is massive enough quality not withstanding....jack ma is a good example.

Shows that in a good environment,,,shit also can become gold

 

[rectmobile]

Actually Jackie Chan should move on to more mature roles with less focus on his stunts because he is old. So due to his age the stunts look fake. I know he still fit etc but I guess he can't really act..so he cannot move up the value chain...

One movie that suited him in his role for his age best is Karate Kid.

 

[rectmobile]

Points for Jackie Chan for coming up with creative stunts while ang moh celebrities rely on stuntman to do their work. But most of his directed movies suck. He really cannot make it as a director. 1911 was his worst masterpiece.

minus points for old farts here who wear adult diapers.

 

[rectmobile]

Sammo Hung too.!!

You are another old fart. Sammo Hung is from the previous era. He is at the soon-to-wear-diaper age.
.

 

[Win101]

You are another old fart. Sammo Hung is from the previous era. He is at the soon-to-wear-diaper age.
.

Sammo is 65.

Jacky 63.

What era?

 

[rectmobile]

Sammo is 65.

Jacky 63.

What era?

Let me show you what is the current era.

This is called current era:

This is also called current era:

Current era: Jay Park

Previous era: 60 to 80 years old, going to wear diapers and need to check if your dick works in the morning by constant nudging it. Yeah, you will feel relieved ( after checking your dick still managed to have some response) if you still can play your mid-life crisis game, even though you are way over mid-life.