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Dummy's Guide To Getting A PRC Wife

A man needs a wife like a fish needs a bicycle.

Why marry at all?
 
yeah, i told a tiong bu that i will be jobless soon so i will have lots of time for her. after that, i cannot get through her mobile phone. hehehe..

Send her an SMS that you're actually Lau Lee's long lost nephew or you just landed yourself a CEO post with an MNC.. She'll reply back to meet you ASAP..
 
Send her an SMS that you're actually Lau Lee's long lost nephew or you just landed yourself a CEO post with an MNC.. She'll reply back to meet you ASAP..

Your replies are always very classic and very readable. :)
 
Sad to say, Raiders tips on getting a PRC whore is over-excessive.

There is only 1 tip. Show the PRC whore your $, guaranteed to work.
 
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Sad to say, Raiders tips on getting a PRC whore is over-excessive.

There is only 1 tip. Show the PRC whore your $, guaranteed to work.

Yeah, but you must know that not everyone is as affluent as you. That's why there is a plan B.
 
Yeah, but you must know that not everyone is as affluent as you. That's why there is a plan B.

Bro, growing up in an English speaking family, my Mandarin very jialat one leh.. Not ashamed to declare in this forum that I flunked my O level Chinese paper..:o :p :o How to land a PRC GF like that? :D
 
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Yeah, but you must know that not everyone is as affluent as you. That's why there is a plan B.

The problem with Plan B is the success rate is lower and the quality of the chicks may not be as good. That's why they say you pay for what u get.

Free = ?
 
Bro, growing up in an English speaking family, my Mandarin very jialat one leh.. Not ashamed to declare in this forum that I flunked my O level Chinese paper..:o :p :o How to land a PRC GF like that? :D

That's even easier to score. Just tell them that you were educated overseas since young, hence the poor command of mandarin. PRC chicks love potatoes :D
 
The problem with Plan B is the success rate is lower and the quality of the chicks may not be as good. That's why they say you pay for what u get.

Free = ?

Something is better than nothing. A hole to screw is better than to use your hand. On those long lonely nights, a warm body to rub is heavenly :D
 
That's even easier to score. Just tell them that you were educated overseas since young, hence the poor command of mandarin. PRC chicks love potatoes :D
ABCs are in demand because got potential to migrate....
 
ABCs are in demand because got potential to migrate....

Yeah. At Sgchinese, those seeking gf/marriage threads always has high readership and replies when the man mentioned that he has permanent residency in Australia, Canada, US. To them, Sinkie citizenship is just a piece of toilet paper that they can grab or discard anytime.
 
It will be even better if you bring her to the lawyer's office and show her that u stand to inherit $10 million in 5 years time. This will give paupers enough time to enjoy some free bonks.
 
I have 2 on hand now. One PR nurse working in KTPH, but I had makaned her, so not nice to give to you. Better leave for AK. Another one is a childcare teacher. Have not met her but kept asking me to treat her dinner. You want? :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D

i also want. can introduce ?

;);););)
 
:D:D:D:D:D:D

i also want. can introduce ?

;);););)

Tonight I send you her pic then u decide. If you are using iPhone, go download Wechat. This is the new fishing rod to catch PRC and Malaysian Chinese chicks. She converse with me using this.
 
It will be even better if you bring her to the lawyer's office and show her that u stand to inherit $10 million in 5 years time. This will give paupers enough time to enjoy some free bonks.

Wa..Ha..Ha..Ha.. Bring her to the Straits Trading building at Raffles Place.. Tell her you're goin up to see your lawyer at Rajah and Tann law firm to discuss the $10 milliion that you stand to inherit from your Ah Kong in 5 years time..

Tell her no need to follow you go up.. Just tell her to wait downstairs for you.. You take the lift and go up the building.. Go to a toilet or find a staircase to smoke.. Dilly dally for at least 20 mins.. Then go down meet up with her again.. Tell its all comfirmed you'll be getting that $10 million in 5 years time.. Bring her to a budget hotel after that...

Each time before bonking, tell her she'll stand to get part of your $10 million in 5 years time.. She'll give you the best fuck ever.. Repeat this cycle 2 times more to get a good fuck out of her. Then dump her..:D
 
Can consider asking Ravi to walk u down and shake your hands in front of the PRC whore to lend greater authenticity.
 
How about Getting a SG Wife idiot guide? should be more simple :D:D:D
 
I should start a thread on : Dummy's realisation of the bare truth, in having gotten a PRC wife! LOL
 
How about Getting a SG Wife idiot guide? should be more simple :D:D:D

That's simple.

Do you have a BIG, nice piece of quality 'toilet paper' made in UK or US of A?

If not, then forget even aout even flipping to the first page of the guide to getting a SG as wife! LOL

Note : Some fucked up Aussie paper do not count a shit thing as only ex-pimps, go there to further their education!:D
 
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