Dresses like Miss Piggy - Help

[scroobal]

I got a friend whose wife is fat with a stomach sticking out and dresses like Miss Piggy. The eye shadow, hair highlighting , lip stick and dresses are all bright red. You can spot her a mile away. Dresses are expensive.

My friend does not realise it as it grew on him. But she is pretty much a laughing stock. Those close to the family did not realise it until one kid amongst the family friends blurted out that she looks like Drew Carey's secretary.

 

[zuoom]

as long as she feels good. that's fine, no?

otherwise, maybe enroll her in a makeover program of some sort. there she would know the type of makeup to use n apply accordingly. ladies doesn't have to be wearing dresses all the time.

 

[Ash007]

Does she have any close female friends to help her out? Sometimes its easier if her close female friends engage her in these sort of things. I know, because before I've got 2 girls staying with me the SzeChuan mei mei would keep asking me where to get this makeup this cosmetic etc. I would be clueless as I have no idea what or where to get these things. Once I've got an Ah Neh mei mei in the house, they start being buddies and would chat and shop together for "girly" stuff at the shopping mall when I bring them out.

 

[Balls2U]

U mean something like this?

 

[Logisex]

1) Take a picture and post it on Stomp.
2) Tell her she's famous now
3) Ensure she does not go jump MRT (esp during peak hours)

 

[SIFU]

scroobal,

her husband also dun mind leh. why u so nothing-to-do-must advise?

 

[streetsmart73]

I got a friend whose wife is fat with a stomach sticking out and dresses like Miss Piggy. The eye shadow, hair highlighting , lip stick and dresses are all bright red. You can spot her a mile away. Dresses are expensive.

My friend does not realise it as it grew on him. But she is pretty much a laughing stock. Those close to the family did not realise it until one kid amongst the family friends blurted out that she looks like Drew Carey's secretary.

hi there


1. well, the woman is "comfortable" with what she wears and put on, just let her be! there will be many who do not know what to match. take docs for an example.
2. beauty, ugliness or what, strictly one's opinion and choice.
3. a gal can be very beautiful but no substance or character is equally bad too.

 

[Faidenk]

U mean something like this?

No, like this:

 

[scroobal]

You might have a point.

as long as she feels good. that's fine, no?

 

[scroobal]

My understanding is that the lady friends talked about it but either dare not or are afraid that she will be devastated. In this case, it seems she never asked for advice having confidence in herself.

Does she have any close female friends to help her out? Sometimes its easier if her close female friends engage her in these sort of things.

 

[scroobal]

It might be close. The moment you see her on the street, you will laugh and think of Miss Piggy immediately. Actually Miss Piggy is shaeply but this lady is fatter and big stomach. Typically the best colour would be black or tone down colours. In fact Mimi from Drew Carey would the perfect fit as her makeup is just as bad and I think thats where the problem is.

U mean something like this?

 

[scroobal]

We are believe the husband like most husbands rather keep the peace as he is staying with her. They are actually people that is why the desire to help from friends. If bitchyl, we probably tell her to load on the makeup.

scroobal,

her husband also dun mind leh. why u so nothing-to-do-must advise?

 

[scroobal]

The situation is pretty bad and she has got 3 kids The whole family is subject of ridicule. In the old day, there would be matronly leader among the Ladies and they would immediately listen to such a person without getting upset. A mother hen figure. Something I noticed missing. In the old days, the mother hen in the village is well known, doling out good advice, talking to the parents and hitching up the potential couples, helping out in domestic squabbles and protecting the timid ladies.

I can tell you that the makeup is so bad and striking that its no longer funny neither is it " to each his own". The family is also very nice and helpful.

hi there


1. well, the woman is "comfortable" with what she wears and put on, just let her be! there will be many who do not know what to match. take docs for an example.
2. beauty, ugliness or what, strictly one's opinion and choice.
3. a gal can be very beautiful but no substance or character is equally bad too.

 

[Glaringly]

What's wrong with Ho Ching. What's wrong with LHL.

If you put them together it's really very weired. I suppose it grew on all Singaporean and most don't question it.

Shouldn't somebody tell them about their posture and how to dress?

 

[jimmyfallon]

Your buddy should lock her up in a closet. Innocent people shouldnt have to made to suffer because she is oblivious to reality.

 

[jw5]

The fat woman in the Drew Carey Show is not his secretary, she's the secretary of his boss. They hate each other and are always trying to get the other into trouble or playing pranks on each other.

As for the real life Ms Piggy, let her be.
This world needs more unique individualism and laughter. She provides both.

 

[kingrant]

Good candidate for Nip N Tuck program or Makeover show?

 

[SneeringTree]

I find it unacceptable to resort to the faulty reasoning of "as long as she feels good" in cases like this. In many of such cases, all it takes is someone with the moral authority and kindliness to tell her about her "issues" and she would hopefully get a better sense of how to dress to hide her flaws and accentuate her attractiveness. Surely having done that then, she would really feel good.

 

[scroobal]

In a way, you got a point.

Your buddy should lock her up in a closet. Innocent people shouldnt have to made to suffer because she is oblivious to reality.

 

[scroobal]

Well said. Thanks for the kick in the bum to get my thought process going. I will meet up with a grooming expert and tell her about this lady. Then I will give her "complimentary" voucher to attend the grooming session as a gift having "received it from a corporate event" and have no use for it..

I find it unacceptable to resort to the faulty reasoning of "as long as she feels good" in cases like this. In many of such cases, all it takes is someone with the moral authority and kindliness to tell her about her "issues" and she would hopefully get a better sense of how to dress to hide her flaws and accentuate her attractiveness. Surely having done that then, she would really feel good.