Do Your Partner Do This During SEX?

[red amoeba]

hi there


1. bro, read clause 4.0 " very itchy & sticky".
2. honest, being an expatriate in chineyland, do have special "privileges".
3. but why play with fire!
4. there are tons of personal agendas for getting close to you.
5. for a promotion, some sluts are willing to do anything!

wah, you are like your nick - streetsmart, dun shit where you eat...

 

[jimmyfallon]

I finally found my long lost brother

I love to make my PRC FBs do that when Im humping them.

Ever heard of karma?

 

[Raiders]

Ever heard of karma?

Im a man. If I dare to do it, I am prepared to face the consequences or karma if you chose to put it.

 

[streetsmart73]

wah, you are like your nick - streetsmart, dun shit where you eat...

hi there


1. bro, thank you for the compliments.
2. honest, when undertaking secondment or assignments overseas.
3. you need to stay focus & watch over your back, never let your guards down!
4. especially in chineyland, foreigners are walking targets.
5. sinkies are the easiest targets hoh!
6. btw, there are smarter individuals here in sbf.
7. i am just some above-average alan mah!

 

[po2wq]

...

- what else ?

pulling off hairs? ...

 

[Fishypie]

This is not new.Try arranging with your partner to caLL her hubby; and you caLLing your wifey..

 

[kopiuncle]

- using the phone
- reading newspaper
- watching TV
- clipping fingernails
- what else ?

- eat pears...and chewing kanas and biting carrots!!!
-scratch buttocks...
-read magazines and shout hurry hurry lah
-not there, pain...not here, pain...
-no kissing okay....nips very sensitive
-fart like this, i die now....faster over
-spit and cough..
-yawn and yawn...
nahbeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kopiuncle]

the best fuck is when your fb is talking on the line with another suitor!