Do you need a BMW to pick up a chick?

[A Singaporean]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a m&d hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer, to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer. But the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 32 8i, back to the m&d hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend - the horse, and drives forward, saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the m&d hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said ...... " I think I can save you, by standing over the hole "

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said ...... " Grab my penis and pull yourself up ! "

The chicken did that and pulled himself to safety.

Now ...... what is the Moral of the story ?

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The Moral of the story is ...... " If you have a penis, like that of a horse, you dont need a BMW to pick up chicks ! "

 

[nayr69sg]

With the latest ad with the mischievious kid I think BMW is for people who like kids.

 

[micromachine]

Sure, BUS MRT and then WALK to hotel for piak piak

 

[laksaboy]

Nah, just date a woman who has a car and is happy to be your personal chauffeur. Problem solved.

And preferably one who doesn't mind taking public transport with you now and then. Great for people-watching, although the fun diminished with everyone masked up these days. Sad!

 

[micromachine]

Nah, just date a woman who has a car and is happy to be your personal chauffeur.

good fucking luck with that.

 

[eatshitndie]

a farmer in the middle of nowhere with a meadow and mudhole usually owns a tractor and truck. never a bmw.

 

[MaximiLian]

any self respecting individual will not drive a bmw anyway. only bengs drive a bm

 

[laksaboy]

any self respecting individual will not drive a bmw anyway. only bengs drive a bm

BMWs also break down easily. If you want a car and are not brand-conscious, a Kia is good enough.

 

[rocket]

If u handsome and fit.
Bmx will be enough.

 

[mojito]

With the latest ad with the mischievious kid I think BMW is for people who like kids.

Fetch the brats from violin and bell lay class what else.

 

[mojito]

BMWs also break down easily. If you want a car and are not brand-conscious, a Kia is good enough.

That one break down more easily, esp inside the car.

 

[syed putra]

BMWs also break down easily. If you want a car and are not brand-conscious, a Kia is good enough.

Thais drive Japanese trucks and suv's for good reason. Best selling are the Isuzu and Toyotas.

 

[sweetiepie]

KNN from my uncle's experience if you have a car but didn't disclose to a chic that you just got to know and during first date you go out with her by public transport then subsequent date you announce you have a car and picking her up you are confirm on business KNN this sequence will add much more credits then turning up with a car during first date KNN

 

[syed putra]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a m&d hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer, to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer. But the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 32 8i, back to the m&d hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend - the horse, and drives forward, saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the m&d hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said ...... " I think I can save you, by standing over the hole "

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said ...... " Grab my penis and pull yourself up ! "

The chicken did that and pulled himself to safety.

Now ...... what is the Moral of the story ?

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The Moral of the story is ...... " If you have a penis, like that of a horse, you dont need a BMW to pick up chicks ! "

You do. Not me. I get them even if a take a bus.

 

[sweetiepie]

KNN from my uncle's experience if you have a car but didn't disclose to a chic that you just got to know and during first date you go out with her by public transport then subsequent date you announce you have a car and picking her up you are confirm on business KNN this sequence will add much more credits then turning up with a car during first date KNN

On the other hand when you don't have a car and say things like all my colleague drives but I never (which is true) KNN you will kena deduct credits severely KNN becos they will know you want to say your income is high la KNN

 

[winners]

If u handsome and fit.
Bmx will be enough.

Fuck you bloody jb jiuhu run away dog.
Go find your mother phua cheebye and hide inside.

 

[Asterix]

BMW = plastic crap = endless money pit = stupid car for stupid people .........

 

[eatshitndie]

wtf? just received this recall notice in the mail. sold that piece of bmw junk 6.9 years ago. almost every manufacturer, make and model with takata airbags has done recalls years ago. why now for bmw?

 

[leeisphtui]

wtf? just received this recall notice in the mail. sold that piece of bmw junk 6.9 years ago. almost every manufacturer, make and model with takata airbags has done recalls years ago. why now for bmw?
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HEE HEE HEE trying to change the subject? Or are you another Trumpidiot at the insurance auction driving salvage titled cars? What a loser HEE HEE HEE

 

[frenchbriefs]

any self respecting individual will not drive a bmw anyway. only bengs drive a bm

If bengs can afford a BMW ,while u are taking BMW.....gotta ask urself seriously what are u doing wrong.