Chasing after a ball must be one of our most primal instincts going back to our hunter gatherer past. It keeps our minds focussed, body coordinated. I don't know what theatrics you refer to but as social players we play with respect and fairness for our friends.
Cycling is the boliao one. doing the same action takes no skill. Cycle on the road and expect other motorists to treat you like VIPs..?
and what's the point of wearing tights? need an excuse to tuck in your dicks like trannies?
I have played football, rugby and I have cycled competitively and it is cycling that is the most demanding in all aspects. Winning a cycle race is one of the hardest things in the world to do because the strongest guy overall does not win. Cycling is like a chess game. The outcome at the end depends upon a move that was made an hour before the race ended. It also requires descending at 90kph on wheels 23mm wide where the slightest mistake means you could be dead. There is no time out for 10 minutes while some other idiot does you job for you till the pain goes away.
You obviously know jack shit about cycling so I suggest you button up your lip for the time being till you know what you're talking about. What you described is commute on a bicycle not a bike race.