Chitchat Desmond Quack's resignation email to staff

[steffychun]

btw he is asked to go right ? Is he joining politics as one of the candidate for next erection ?

Entering via GRC? Can Pritam stop him?

 

[ChanRasjid]

my uncle say KNN ok he respect datuk chan. he say he will find another non irritating mouthpiece to represent him KNN.

What the %$x*&!!!

I live at lentor ... 4 gates away from Honorable Minister Khaw. Just this two weeks, rats start appearing and coming in from the outside to our outer kitchen area giving us a messy headache. We caught a first big one and started a Select Committe of Inquiry - how to kill a rat. Finally the resolution is drowning with the cage. After drowning the rat, the Select Committee called another plenary session - how to dispose off a large bin of ... water that would satisfy the Ministry of Environment! Then we caught another with glue - it made a mess of our kitchen area! It struggled and escaped and get caught sticking to our plastic utensils for the night; but finally escaped with glues all over. We caught another and put it to the sun to let it die inside the drain outside. The sun did not appear but rain. I think it flooded the cage and the rat fought for its life - biting a hole in our very flimsy metal cage trap AND ESCAPED. RATS!

There is a hadith about life : The prophet once drew many lines on the ground representing arrows. He said, if one does not get you, another would.

RATS!

 

[eatshitndie]

What the %$x*&!!!

I live at lentor ... 4 gates away from Honorable Minister Khaw. Just this two weeks, rats start appearing and coming in from the outside to our outer kitchen area giving us a messy headache. We caught a first big one and started a Select Committe of Inquiry - how to kill a rat. Finally the resolution is drowning with the cage. After drowning the rat, the Select Committee called another plenary session - how to dispose off a large bin of ... water that would satisfy the Ministry of Environment! Then we caught another with glue - it made a mess of our kitchen area! It struggled and escaped and get caught sticking to our plastic utensils for the night; but finally escaped with glues all over. We caught another and put it to the sun to let it die inside the drain outside. The sun did not appear but rain. I think it flooded the cage and the rat fought for its life - biting a hole in our very flimsy metal cage trap AND ESCAPED. RATS!

There is a hadith about life : The prophet once drew many lines on the ground representing arrows. He said, if one does not get you, another would.

RATS!

you so cruel to animals. spray copious amounts of dried blood powder mixed with chilli powder all over your yard and drainage entrances and rodents will never cum again from neighboring properties, especially from one named khaw where rodents love to congregate.

 

[Reddog]

From SMRT he will now go on to head SIA.....good luck!

Hey! Don't tell this type of joke leh. Scary you know. Especially for those of us who travels with SIA.

 

[Semaj2357]

got change or command parade boh?

all SMRT staff must wear smart 4 for change of command parade hokay...Lol

agree absolutely, those with long service will have seniority displayed in said manner;
every 5 years = 1 cable tie to be fastened under epaulettes
if lau-cheow, link those together and go few rounds under armpit if necessary

 

[sweetiepie]

What the %$x*&!!!

I live at lentor ... 4 gates away from Honorable Minister Khaw. Just this two weeks, rats start appearing and coming in from the outside to our outer kitchen area giving us a messy headache. We caught a first big one and started a Select Committe of Inquiry - how to kill a rat. Finally the resolution is drowning with the cage. After drowning the rat, the Select Committee called another plenary session - how to dispose off a large bin of ... water that would satisfy the Ministry of Environment! Then we caught another with glue - it made a mess of our kitchen area! It struggled and escaped and get caught sticking to our plastic utensils for the night; but finally escaped with glues all over. We caught another and put it to the sun to let it die inside the drain outside. The sun did not appear but rain. I think it flooded the cage and the rat fought for its life - biting a hole in our very flimsy metal cage trap AND ESCAPED. RATS!

There is a hadith about life : The prophet once drew many lines on the ground representing arrows. He said, if one does not get you, another would.

RATS!

KNN just few weeks ago a construction worker was killed in building lentor mrt. he say the rats could be from the digging. he say go to meet your mp session lang jiao loong KNN.

 

[mojito]

It was nothing special, a quiet affair, long overdue even. The PAP is a compassionate party. They will not hang one of their own publicly under duress.

 

[winnipegjets]

Desmond is moving into cabinet soon.