Dead muslim martyrs found out the hard truth

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Muslim martyrs get 72 year old Virgin not 72 Virgins

 

[laksaboy]

More like all Muslims go straight to hell and they get their anal virginity taken by a swarm of demons.

 

[True Believer]

If martyrs go to heaven to be greeted by 72 virgins, then why don't the Muslim clerics and leaders blow themselves up instead of recruiting gullible young suicide bombers?

 

[earthquake]

where got so many virgins to go around

 

[True Believer]

Has any terrorist ever turned up to receive his prize during the Annual Suicide Bomber of the Year Award?