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Daily Rubbish
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kopiuncle before reporting to sammyboy went for and early dental extraction, sitting on the dentist chair.....
dentist: oh i see, had a 69 before coming here?????????
kopiuncle:what make you say that??? is it in my breath?
dentist continued to give an anesthetic injection
kopiuncle: is there pubic hair in my mouth?
dentist: you are almost toothless, no way to trap pubic hair?
kopiuncle getting asperate: tell me how do you know?
dentist: you still a tiny speck of shit in your nose
dentist: oh i see, had a 69 before coming here?????????
kopiuncle:what make you say that??? is it in my breath?
dentist continued to give an anesthetic injection
kopiuncle: is there pubic hair in my mouth?
dentist: you are almost toothless, no way to trap pubic hair?
kopiuncle getting asperate: tell me how do you know?
dentist: you still a tiny speck of shit in your nose
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HAha, that shithead will burst a blood vessel if he read this. Well done
kopiuncle came home for a break from sammyboy, found ilovesingapore in the kitchen
ilovesingapore: good, you are back, just what i needed.
ilovesingapore started taking off kopiuncle's clothes, after pressing start on the microwave.
laid with legs wide open on the kitchen table and kopiuncle mounted immediately.
kopiuncle: ooohhhh, that's nice and kinky sex on the kitchen table. where do you idea for this exotic fuck idea???
ilovesingapore: microwave timer not functioning and i knew you will not last a minute.
ilovesingapore: good, you are back, just what i needed.
ilovesingapore started taking off kopiuncle's clothes, after pressing start on the microwave.
laid with legs wide open on the kitchen table and kopiuncle mounted immediately.
kopiuncle: ooohhhh, that's nice and kinky sex on the kitchen table. where do you idea for this exotic fuck idea???
ilovesingapore: microwave timer not functioning and i knew you will not last a minute.
kopiuncle went for interview to a papdog limsiasway
limsiasway: what is your experience of teamwork in your cv?????
kopiuncle: oh, kopisai, kopiprick, pariahheart, kopiunc1e, kOpiuncle and myself, 5 pinned down ilovesingapore, we fuck her in rotation.
limsiasway: good, you are accepted, lightningparty needed your talent as we are trying to screw more sinkapoorens.
limsiasway: what is your experience of teamwork in your cv?????
kopiuncle: oh, kopisai, kopiprick, pariahheart, kopiunc1e, kOpiuncle and myself, 5 pinned down ilovesingapore, we fuck her in rotation.
limsiasway: good, you are accepted, lightningparty needed your talent as we are trying to screw more sinkapoorens.
cumming in late to a free-for-all orgy party, kopiuncle very quickly shedded all his clothes and start eyeing for a target.
there was a dozen couples performing all sorts of copulation on the floor in very dimly lit room that does not allow his partipation.
then at one corner, saw a woman doing a vigourest blowjob with someone.
kopiuncle thinking to himself: ah!! this one i can join in, went to the woman and start shafting her behind with all his might.
a car pass by the window and momentarily cast light on the man's face.
kopiuncle: DAD!!!!!!!!!!!, how can you be unfaithful to mum?
kopidad: NO I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!, then the woman face turn around.
kopiuncle: OHMIGAWD!!!!!!! SORRY MUM.
kopiuncle gathered all his clothes and ran stark naked out of the house.
there was a dozen couples performing all sorts of copulation on the floor in very dimly lit room that does not allow his partipation.
then at one corner, saw a woman doing a vigourest blowjob with someone.
kopiuncle thinking to himself: ah!! this one i can join in, went to the woman and start shafting her behind with all his might.
a car pass by the window and momentarily cast light on the man's face.
kopiuncle: DAD!!!!!!!!!!!, how can you be unfaithful to mum?
kopidad: NO I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!, then the woman face turn around.
kopiuncle: OHMIGAWD!!!!!!! SORRY MUM.
kopiuncle gathered all his clothes and ran stark naked out of the house.
kopiuncle sat on chair with"chope" tissue at chinatown hawker centre, came sweet young lass with bowl of laksa without hum,
young lass: excuse me brother, that's my seat
kopiuncle:ok! but i am not your brother. my father never fuck your mum.
young lass: very true, but MY FAtHER DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
young lass: excuse me brother, that's my seat
kopiuncle:ok! but i am not your brother. my father never fuck your mum.
young lass: very true, but MY FAtHER DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a client booked ilovesingapore out from whore den in desker road and went for a drive along changi coastal road
decided to stop for a liitle fun along an unlit carpark. for foreplay, the client slipped his hands into ilovesingapore panties.
she seemed to be enjoying, but suddenly
ilovesingapore: ouch!!!! your ring is hurting me.
client: i do not wear a ring, i have only a watch on my wrist
decided to stop for a liitle fun along an unlit carpark. for foreplay, the client slipped his hands into ilovesingapore panties.
she seemed to be enjoying, but suddenly
ilovesingapore: ouch!!!! your ring is hurting me.
client: i do not wear a ring, i have only a watch on my wrist
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ilovesingapore:kopiuncle, client paying me $500 for sex. it be over by the time i bend over to pick up money he throw onto the floor.
kopiuncle:ask for $2000, pick up money quickly and he will have no time to even unbuckle his belt. i pick you up in half hour.
kopiuncle:ilovesingapore, it is more than one hour waiting for you already and why are you not out yet?
ilovesingapore: he is still fucking me. i have not finish picking up all the coins yet from the floor.
kopiuncle:ask for $2000, pick up money quickly and he will have no time to even unbuckle his belt. i pick you up in half hour.
kopiuncle:ilovesingapore, it is more than one hour waiting for you already and why are you not out yet?
ilovesingapore: he is still fucking me. i have not finish picking up all the coins yet from the floor.
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ilovesingapore previous husband kopisai was in his last gasp of breath before up lorry.
kopisai: my dear ilovesingapore, will you fulfill my last wish before i go?
ilovesingapore: yes yes yes, what is it kopisai darling.
kopisai: will you marry kopiuncle as soon as i am gone?
ilovesingapore: i thought you hated kopiuncle to wish him hell.
kopsai: yes i still do.
kopisai: my dear ilovesingapore, will you fulfill my last wish before i go?
ilovesingapore: yes yes yes, what is it kopisai darling.
kopisai: will you marry kopiuncle as soon as i am gone?
ilovesingapore: i thought you hated kopiuncle to wish him hell.
kopsai: yes i still do.
kopiuncle took his sickly widower father for a checkup, was told of not too long to go for him.
unfilial kopiuncle was actually secretly happy that he will inherit a $10million fortune.
went to a orchard tower drinking joint. after convincing a pinoy escort of his inheritance, took the escort home.
a week later, wedding bells rang in kopiuncle home............
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and kopiuncle got himself a new stepmother.
unfilial kopiuncle was actually secretly happy that he will inherit a $10million fortune.
went to a orchard tower drinking joint. after convincing a pinoy escort of his inheritance, took the escort home.
a week later, wedding bells rang in kopiuncle home............
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and kopiuncle got himself a new stepmother.
kopiuncle after being exposed in daily rubbish of a pathetic penis only comparable to
size of bean sprout, toothpick,or at best a cigarette decided to respond to advertisement
of a guaranteed penis enlarger from zambia in africa, known for large penises.
after waiting a eager fortnight, the couried parcel finally arrived, kopiuncle opened parcel, and lo behold
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A MAGNIFYING GLASS
size of bean sprout, toothpick,or at best a cigarette decided to respond to advertisement
of a guaranteed penis enlarger from zambia in africa, known for large penises.
after waiting a eager fortnight, the couried parcel finally arrived, kopiuncle opened parcel, and lo behold
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A MAGNIFYING GLASS
Re: Project Jewel !!! Bright and shine Wonderland Singapore!!!
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of course, you serve with pride but without dignity as carrierlickersuckerrimmer.
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Re: St Peter's on FIRE!!!
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about your personal publicity - coming up next soon is what your clients like about you in daily rubbish
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3 clients in an unlicenced bar rowell road were having beer talk about ilovesingapore by her service provided
client1: for a 3rd rate cheapie in desker road, i love see her tits the size of grape
client2: i like her smackable ass the size of 2 extra large water melons.
client3: i like to see her hair on her head most of all
client1: for a 3rd rate cheapie in desker road, i love see her tits the size of grape
client2: i like her smackable ass the size of 2 extra large water melons.
client3: i like to see her hair on her head most of all
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