Sorry guys, penthouse is taken.
Recently, a stuck-up, sniveling hound
decided to make Sammyboy his playground.
He uses the nick of
peppertail
and from Germany he claims to hail.
Within a month, this stinking sod
volunteered to be a mod.
And immediately he began a reign of terror
that forummers will always remember.
Peppertail moved perfectly good discussions
to the rubbish folder
He cared not the repercussions;
the outcry of forummers only made him bolder.
He engaged in flame wars with all and sundry;
his sheer arrogance knew no boundary.
The condescending tone he loved to use
only served to lit the fuse.
Even as a mod he behaved
no better than a snobbish troll
He posted spastic cartoons so depraved
On forummers' temper he took his toll.
No class, no substance, and acting like a brat
He said he would cancel his account -- that rat!
But now he is back again here
To show forummers his ugly, putrid rear.
Fuck off from this forum, you silly ex-mod
Go off to cozycot or flowerpod!
If people here allow him to resume his old ways
then this forum would soon see the end of days!