Crystal ball vision of Singapore in 5 & 10 yrs.

[Hakka Tiow]

Would anyone of you like to share your crystal ball vision of what Singapore will be like in 5 & 10 years time basing on what is happening now, in and outside the country?:o:p:(

 

[neddy]

Would anyone of you like to share your crystal ball vision of what Singapore will be like in 5 & 10 years time basing on what is happening now, in and outside the country?:o:p:(

Bleak.

1. Mrs LKY would have left this world.

2. LKY getting old and senile and lonely. At the same time, he is afraid of death. And we know old people are paraniod. He will think some younger enemy is out to get him.

3. The famiLEE, with its patriarch weak and malfunctioning, will be anxious to consolidate its power even through they have not done much to deserve the tremendous wealth it was accumulated - billions more than later fellow Pinoy dictator, Pres. Macros and Mega-sultan Suharto.

4. Our neighbours, forever envious of Singapore wealth, will want to cause problems to divert their own problems at home.

Singapore will be turned into a inward looking police state, fighting to make itself relevant because it has been making use of other countries to succeed. (Eg buying sand, abusing maids, buying other telco, influencing others with its dictatorship style of leadership etc)

 

[Hakka Tiow]

Perhaps I'll share what I see in my crystal ball one or two at a time. Before I am unable to recall it. The numbering will be indicative of each recollection and will not be repeated.
So here goes.
1) Changi Airport will be renamed Lee Kuan Yew International Airport.
2) 2 monuments erected in LKY's memory becomes the targets of the most frequent attempts at vandalism in the country's history.
3) FT numbers reaches 25 percent of the total population.

 

[Geylang Cheongster]

Would anyone of you like to share your crystal ball vision of what Singapore will be like in 5 & 10 years time basing on what is happening now, in and outside the country?:o:p:(

If Geylang still operating, I am happy. :p

 

[Hakka Tiow]

Geylang will always be opened except that by then, it will be totally controlled by PRCs.

 

[Hakka Tiow]

Perhaps I'll share what I see in my crystal ball one or two at a time. Before I am unable to recall it. The numbering will be indicative of each recollection and will not be repeated.
So here goes.
1) Changi Airport will be renamed Lee Kuan Yew International Airport.
2) 2 monuments erected in LKY's memory becomes the targets of the most frequent attempts at vandalism in the country's history.
3) FT numbers reaches 25 percent of the total population.

4) Malaysia and Singapore finally agreed on a bridge to replace the causeway.
After the usual bickering, the bridge was named Mahathir and Lee Friendship
Bridge.
5) Goh and wife had retired to grow peanuts in America.
6) Prata man retires to open Ceylon Road Prata franchises worldwide with all the millions he had WORKED so hard for.

 

[Hakka Tiow]

4) Malaysia and Singapore finally agreed on a bridge to replace the causeway.
After the usual bickering, the bridge was named Mahathir and Lee Friendship
Bridge.
5) Goh and wife had retired to grow peanuts in America.
6) Prata man retires to open Ceylon Road Prata franchises worldwide with all the millions he had WORKED so hard for.[/

 

[Hakka Tiow]

4) Malaysia and Singapore finally agreed on a bridge to replace the causeway.
After the usual bickering, the bridge was named Mahathir and Lee Friendship
Bridge.
5) Goh and wife had retired to grow peanuts in America.
6) Prata man retires to open Ceylon Road Prata franchises worldwide with all the millions he had WORKED so hard for.

7) Money Not Enough 6 premiers nationwide, starring Jack, Mark, Henry, Ah Lan and USB(ugly skinny bitch). A very original first look at Singaporeon life styles and issues eg. loansharks, lottery, government policies......
8) RSAF purchased 40 J-35 fighter aircrafts from Boeing, USA to equip 3 squadrons of 12 jets each with 6 jets for attriction replacement. RMAF too, purchased 24 Mig-38 fighter jets to replace 1 squadron of Mig-29s. The reason given for such a unprecedented number for just one squadron was that they had consulted fengshui masters and were told to buy 3x8 jets.
9) Wong Kan Seng retires and was immediately headhunted by CIA to be their consultant on security issues in Guantanamo Bay POW camp.

 

[Frankiestine]

Geylang will always be opened except that by then, it will be totally controlled by PRCs.

For all you know NTUC could just set up a branch there supplying "chickens"...seeing how profitable this line is..:p:p

 

[Hakka Tiow]

Would they call the venture Comfort Chickens?

 

[ANDYSIAO14]

More likely will be " Comfort Sharing Chicken " :p :p :p

Would they call the venture Comfort Chickens?

 

[Wang Ye]

All singaporean citizens will become serfs in their own land.

 

[Leongsam]

All singaporean citizens will become serfs in their own land.

I was under the impression that this had already happened. :p

 

[chinkangkor]

If Anwar succeeded in toppling UMNO and implemented his policy of equal treatments for all races, may be S'pore would re-merge with M'sia.

The new name for the merge entity would be Singalaysia.

 

[Hakka Tiow]

If Anwar succeeded in toppling UMNO and implemented his policy of equal treatments for all races, may be S'pore would re-merge with M'sia.

The new name for the merge entity would be Singalaysia.

Disagree bro, you must factor in dominance. It would be Malaypore.

 

[Wang Ye]

I was under the impression that this had already happened. :p

Coming close to it but the circle is not yet complete.

 

[ah_phah]

FTs will fill up executive jobs in both IRs, bcos they got plenty of relevant experience. Our sg ppl go work as cleaner + chambermaid inside IR.

 

[Hakka Tiow]

7) Money Not Enough 6 premiers nationwide, starring Jack, Mark, Henry, Ah Lan and USB(ugly skinny bitch). A very original first look at Singaporeon life styles and issues eg. loansharks, lottery, government policies......
8) RSAF purchased 40 J-35 fighter aircrafts from Boeing, USA to equip 3 squadrons of 12 jets each with 6 jets for attriction replacement. RMAF too, purchased 24 Mig-38 fighter jets to replace 1 squadron of Mig-29s. The reason given for such a unprecedented number for just one squadron was that they had consulted fengshui masters and were told to buy 3x8 jets.
9) Wong Kan Seng retires and was immediately headhunted by CIA to be their consultant on security issues in Guantanamo Bay POW camp.

10) It was announced that HDB will privatise all subsidised flats subjected to a government tax of 20% of the open market value dictated by the government.
11) The newly created Ministry of Young Foreign And Regional Talents MyFart announced the appointment of Amit Natpal, a controversial former PR as it's acting Minister.
12) A long dead man tried to rise from his grave when Singapore was going through a bad patch, was smothered back to death by a crowd of berserk former opposition members.

 

[marbles]

10) It was announced that HDB will privatise all subsidised flats subjected to a government tax of 20% of the open market value dictated by the government.
11) The newly created Ministry of Young Foreign And Regional Talents MyFart announced the appointment of Amit Natpal, a controversial former PR as it's acting Minister.
12) A long dead man tried to rise from his grave when Singapore was going through a bad patch, was smothered back to death by a crowd of berserk former opposition members.

13) pinky lee vision for sg becomes true.we finally leegalized faggots/lesbo/lady-boys,trannys as the third sex.uniquely sinkapore we all must wear pink that day

14)albino lee along with his jinx brother enter sg politics in the name of serving the nation.absolutely no money is involved,honoring lee con you's statement made many years back

15)the grave to lee con you was entered into the guinness world records as the most defaced and vandalized grave ever known to man (see sgreans can be creative.....given the right conditions.....)

 

[Hakka Tiow]

10) It was announced that HDB will privatise all subsidised flats subjected to a government tax of 20% of the open market value dictated by the government.
11) The newly created Ministry of Young Foreign And Regional Talents MyFart announced the appointment of Amit Natpal, a controversial former PR as it's acting Minister.
12) A long dead man tried to rise from his grave when Singapore was going through a bad patch, was smothered back to death by a crowd of berserk former opposition members.

13) Former DPM Wong Cant Sing arrived home on Friday, 24 hrs after being unceremoniously booted out of his office in Guantanamo Bay by the CIA.
His return, came close on the heels of the just released findings on the Osama bin Laden escape fiasco by the US State Department.
White House spokesman, Lee Haider at the hastily convened press conference emphatically stressed that there will be no cover up spins like, " it happened ", "what to do", "let's move on", on the the findings, in reply to questions from the international press.
Giving a rundown on the facts of the case, he read.
" Osama bin Laden who was captured two weeks ago on the Afghan-Pakistani border,based on information provided by a high ranking Pakistani counterintelligence officer, who in turn received the US$30 million bounty reward in cash, was extradited and then incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay.
Security consultant Wong Cant Sing's offer to personally oversee the security measures required for such a high value captive was accepted as well as his request for a bonus vis a vis the bounty on Osama's head.
It transpired that on last Tuesday late morning, Mr.Wong accepted his wife's invitation to go home for a quickie. In his rush to get home, he failed to notice that his driver was actually Osama bin Laden in disguise.
Osama's escape was only discovered after Mr.Wong complained to Guantanamo that his car and driver were missing when he walked out of his door while zipping up the fly of his pants
Investigations that followed, revealed the truth and we had no choice but to ask him to leave. The US District Attorney's office is working on whether they can sue him in S'pore's courts to recover the remunerations paid to him. But according to our embassy in S'pore, it will be a total waste of time."

Dateline : Washington DC
by Annabelle Chionh
Channel Nude Asia
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