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crab mistook hairless cheebye for an oyster

Smells phoney! :biggrin: Fake story! If it's true, many nurses and hospital staff will be gossiping about it.
 
Can't be real. Because after picking cardboard everyday, I go to that stretch of beach at Changi to fish. Need to catch dinner to feed my family. And I have never ever chanced upon any nude sunbathers.
 
If the cheebye is fucking hairy would the crab mistake it for a sea urchin and still bite it?
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First we heard a chinaman's dick being stung by stingray, now the woman CB being pinched by crab. I am sure the next news will be someone's neh neh being clamed by cockles.
 
eatshitndie said:
did this news go unreported here or did i miss it?:roflmao:

Crab Mistaken Hairless Vagina For An Oyster! – 28 Years-Old Naked Sunbathing Singaporean Lady’s Private Part Bitten By Crab!
Posted on September 7, 2018

A 28 years old Singaporean lady who was naked sunbathing with her friends at Changi beach has experienced a bizarre injury where her private part was bitten by a crab. According to Sunday Register, a professional marine biologist has claimed that the crab may have mistaken the lady’s vagina as an oyster, which is part of their natural diet.

The lady who want to take a good opportunity to get a full body tan, has stripped off at the beach while enjoying nude sunbathing with two of her female friends. For your information, nude sunbathe is an illegal act in Singapore. According to both of her friends, despite knowing nude sunbathe is illegal in Singapore, they will still go naked secretly at the beach when there are no other beachgoers at the beach.

One of the girls involved said that, they just fall asleep until their friend, the victim was screaming loudly out of the sudden.

The lady who was suffering severe pain was helped by her both friends to remove the crab. As both of her female friends worried the crab’s pincer could be poisonous, they were then take turn to suck out the venom from the wound.

The Singaporean lady, who had a severe wound on her private part, was then sent to the hospital by the medical team. She is now safe and sound where she is having a full recovery with minimal scarring. The medical team has advised the lady not to go for nude sunbathe in future.

A professional marine biologist has commented on the incident, where he claimed that the “horny” crab has mistaken her genital for an oyster.
“In many ways, both in visual appearance and smell, the female genitals are very similar to oysters and other molluscs. Horn-eyed ghost crabs are usually very shy and don’t approach humans unless threatened, so the obvious conclusion is a case of mistaken identity.”​
https://thecoverage.my/news/crab-mi...g-singaporean-ladys-private-part-bitten-crab/
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Waiting for lady gin to launch a tirade against lying Malaysians. :whistling:
 
 
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