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crab mistook hairless cheebye for an oyster

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did this news go unreported here or did i miss it?:roflmao:

Crab Mistaken Hairless Vagina For An Oyster! – 28 Years-Old Naked Sunbathing Singaporean Lady’s Private Part Bitten By Crab!
Posted on September 7, 2018

A 28 years old Singaporean lady who was naked sunbathing with her friends at Changi beach has experienced a bizarre injury where her private part was bitten by a crab. According to Sunday Register, a professional marine biologist has claimed that the crab may have mistaken the lady’s vagina as an oyster, which is part of their natural diet.

The lady who want to take a good opportunity to get a full body tan, has stripped off at the beach while enjoying nude sunbathing with two of her female friends. For your information, nude sunbathe is an illegal act in Singapore. According to both of her friends, despite knowing nude sunbathe is illegal in Singapore, they will still go naked secretly at the beach when there are no other beachgoers at the beach.

One of the girls involved said that, they just fall asleep until their friend, the victim was screaming loudly out of the sudden.

The lady who was suffering severe pain was helped by her both friends to remove the crab. As both of her female friends worried the crab’s pincer could be poisonous, they were then take turn to suck out the venom from the wound.

The Singaporean lady, who had a severe wound on her private part, was then sent to the hospital by the medical team. She is now safe and sound where she is having a full recovery with minimal scarring. The medical team has advised the lady not to go for nude sunbathe in future.

A professional marine biologist has commented on the incident, where he claimed that the “horny” crab has mistaken her genital for an oyster.
“In many ways, both in visual appearance and smell, the female genitals are very similar to oysters and other molluscs. Horn-eyed ghost crabs are usually very shy and don’t approach humans unless threatened, so the obvious conclusion is a case of mistaken identity.”
https://thecoverage.my/news/crab-mi...g-singaporean-ladys-private-part-bitten-crab/
 
A professional marine biologist has commented on the incident, where he claimed that the “horny” crab has mistaken her genital for an oyster.
“In many ways, both in visual appearance and smell, the female genitals are very similar to oysters and other molluscs. Horn-eyed ghost crabs are usually very shy and don’t approach humans unless threatened, so the obvious conclusion is a case of mistaken identity.”

same, same but different, and beware of any crab that has horns - as they drive a ghost-vehicle and don't toot-toot before approaching very near :redface:
 
*The lady who was suffering severe pain was helped by her both friends to remove the crab. As both of her female friends worried the crab’s pincer could be poisonous, they were then take turn to suck out the venom from the wound.*

Cunnilingus ?
 
If looks and smell the same, why ladies like raw oysters so much?
 
Crab must have smell her cheebye like smelly rotten Shark meat therefore just bite the damn cheebye!
 
Must have been poked by a Bangla..dare not say...say CRAB...what a load of craps!
 
This cannot be a true story lah....Singapore where can sun bathe in the nude, esp in Changi.

Mata will catch and Ah Nehs will be there in droves...not like bees to honey. but more like flies to shit.
 
God put pubic hair around the cheebye to thwart intrusions by insects and crustaceans. This is what happens when a protective mechanism is removed.
Haha haha.... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Damn funny ... Oops... I ain't suppose to laff in my meeting now...hahaha
 
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*The lady who was suffering severe pain was helped by her both friends to remove the crab. As both of her female friends worried the crab’s pincer could be poisonous, they were then take turn to suck out the venom from the wound.*

Cunnilingus ?
that's how you test and know if they're real, good with bff type of friendship, same for guys bitten in the butt :notworthy:
 
Alamak the crab beat me to the oyster...like me it was attracted to the smell.
 
poor crab.... i hope it sued for the mental suffering
 
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