Serious [COVID-19 Virus] PAP response to 2019 nCov Situation

[laksaboy]

Everybody should have underwear, if no 3M face masks can wear underwear, at least get some protection.

No need to paiseh, it's a matter of life and death.

 

[KuanTi01]

PAP should have a big heart and have a party for all these returning workers from China. Hosted in Josephine Teo's big space house.

Brilliant idea! So apt and appropriate since she is the Minister for Manpower.

 

[KuanTi01]

How come she looks like a cina vampire?

Bad skin?

 

[steffychun]

PAP: ISD will lock you up!

 

[blackmondy]

How come she looks like a cina vampire?

That's the result of fucking in tight spaces all the time...

 

[myfoot123]

One way to deal with a ccb like this bitch is to cough back into her face. If she doesn't back off, force a sneeze.

I once did what you just said, but her bf or husband gave me that CCB look after that.

 

[horny]

Seems like recession is confirmed.lots of towkays will run road.how about small business towkays?

 

[Papsmearer]

Either she has a profound lack of EQ or she doesn't care anymore.

She is rubbing the poor sinkies face in it lah

 

[congo9]

China is a leading cause for all these trouble. I think a strong China is bad for the World, a weak China now is worse.

 

[laksaboy]

China is a leading cause for all these trouble. I think a strong China is bad for the World, a weak China now is worse.

Serves Bill Clinton and Diane Feinstein right for letting China join the WTO.

Things will get better when the CCP regime collapses.

 

[laksaboy]

Holely cow!

I salute the company which made her cosmetics.

 

[laksaboy]

So confusing one; coming from our world class and world's most expensive government leaders! So to wear or not to wear! Knnnbccb.

It's not confusing.

If you think the govt is honest and trustworthy, you don't wear.
If you think the govt is dishonest and untrustworthy, you wear.

 

[Hypocrite-The]

That's the result of fucking in tight spaces all the time...

Yes she needs more space to do the deed. In tight spaces she can't get a facial which will help her skin considerably. More standing n squatting/kneeling room needed
Put sperm on your face if you want to reduce wrinkles, celebrity facialist claims

Lifestyleby:Stefan Armitage
May 6th 2019


For generations, people have been going to extreme lengths to achieve younger-looking skin. From expensive lotions and potions to risky cosmetic surgery - it seems people will do anything to look young. Even smothering their face in sperm.
Errr... what?!
No, you heard me correctly. According to a professional facialist to the stars, celebs are now lathering their face with semen in order to reduce wrinkles and look younger.
Celebrity beauty expert Chelsee Lewis - who has worked with the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney (although, it is unknown if these two stars have actually opted for this, ahem, "treatment") - claims that not only are people very willing to undergo the treatment, but that its effects are one of the best options out there!
Speaking to the MailOnline, Chelsee said:
"It's one of the best ways to boost oxygen and improve circulation to the skin, which will give you an immediate glow.
"Sexual intercourse helps the stress hormone but also helps to balance the hormones and improve collagen production. But you can go one step further with a sperm mask. Yes, you heard right!
"Using your partner's sperm as a mask is full of a compound called spermine, which is an antioxidant which can help reduce wrinkles, smooth the skin, prevent acne or spots and give you overall healthy-looking skin."
If you think that's weird? Check out these ancient beauty hacks:

But, if you're like most people out there and you don't fancy rubbing your partner's 'layonnaise' on your face, Chelsee does suggest a few - shall we say - less intimate methods for achieving a flawless complexion.
For example, you could try this rather bizarre method of invigorating the facial muscles:
"Take a teaspoon of coconut oil first thing in the morning before brushing your teeth on an empty stomach. Swish this around the mouth for 15 to 20 minutes.
"You will feel your lower face starting to ache as it's exercising the lower muscles in the face.
"If you stick to the same regime on a regular basis you will feel your face starting to get tighter.
"But this also has other benefits, including antibacterial and antioxidant - it also boosts energy, gives you whiter, stronger teeth and helps clear the skin of impurities, acne, and rashes."

But if swishing a greasy oil around your mouth first thing in the morning isn't your idea of a beauty regime, then fear not! Because Chelsee also suggests rooting around your freezer for some regular ice cubes, as she explains:
"This is one of my favourites for waking up tired-looking skin. Fill the sink with ice cubes and cold water and splash the face 15 to 20 times before applying your makeup.
"It will leave your skin feeling tighter and brighter, and your makeup will sit beautifully."

And finally, if semen, coconut oil, and ice cubes aren't your idea of a therapeutic night in, you can always try opting for an ultrasound treatment to ward off those aging lines:
"It's growing increasingly popular for tightening and for anti-ageing and is one of the latest pieces of technology on the market right now.
"HIFU face is a non-surgical facelift treatment using high-intensity focused ultrasound to lift and tighten loose or sagging skin on the neck and face without any downtime.
"It works by focusing energy to help stimulate the deep support layers of the skin without causing damage to the skin surface. The treatment stimulates the growth of new collagen, resulting in a lifted, firmer and more toned appearance of the skin.
"Results will develop over the course of two to three months with some clients experiencing continued improvement for up to six months."

So, you don't need the fountain of eternal youth is stay looking young - you just need an ultrasound machine, ice, coconut oil, and a very understanding man nearby!
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[knowwhatyouwantinlife]

Totally off track clinical hand sanitizer need 60% alcohol volume to be effective...if she is right might as well quarantine all tiongs in distilleries of rice wine or in mexico

 

[laksaboy]

Bad skin?

 

[congo9]

You can't keep China out for too long.
But you must force them to open up their financial sector and beef up on intellectual property law and no force technology transfer of any kind.

 

[CPTMiller]

It's not confusing.

If you think the govt is honest and trustworthy, you don't wear.
If you think the govt is dishonest and untrustworthy, you wear.

This does not work for us.
Maybe want to wear also don't have the mask.
They smart limit the mask stock in public so whether you listen to them or not they dont really care.
Everyone LL

 

[laksaboy]

You can't keep China out for too long.
But you must force them to open up their financial sector and beef up on intellectual property law and no force technology transfer of any kind.

That can only happen when the CCP regime collapses, Because China's economy now is controlled by a few families, they will not relinquish those privileges.

 

[blackmondy]

Josephine Teo!!
Show me your cheebye!!

Happy ?

 

[nightsafari]

Totally off track clinical hand sanitizer need 60% alcohol volume to be effective...if she is right might as well quarantine all tiongs in distilleries of rice wine or in mexico

mexico strong enuf meh? I thought brazil... with the 151 proof rum