Serious [COVID-19 Virus] PAP response to 2019 nCov Situation

[glockman]

Smokers = smokers of cigarettes, pipes, cigars etc

Smokers not referring to bullshitters in this thread!

I am both of the above.

 

[steffychun]

LOL, so only take care of those chinky schools like THE chinese High, Dunman High, River Valley, NGYH?

SCGS MGS as well. High SES not PRC schools.

 

[JohnTan]

KNN, people need to go to collect (mask won't be delivered to you). Large groups of people all together, passing the virus to another. Thanks again pap! KNN

Oh, and fuck @JohnTan

Fuck you @glockman

If not for PAP's resolute leadership and the work of the PA grassroots leaders, all of Singapore would have been Wuhaned by now.

 

[JohnTan]

Sinkies and oppie samsters, please take note of how to collect your face masks. I'll be helping our grassroots advisers give out the face masks to residents, especially in oppie infested slums like Aljunied GRC.

Grassroots advisor Victor Lye is working hard to keep the residents safe while disgraced WP oppies are nowhere to be seen. Why aren't their cronies distributing face masks too?

 

[Semaj2357]

Bawa beras??? Aduh! LOL!

yah, beras ma'na-nya barang2 untuk meniaga - bukan nasi aje, nanti takut hasilnya nasi-wap!

 

[zhihau]

Over sanitising will only allow more virulent strains of germs to take over.

go easy with the 70% alcohol, guys.

 

[JohnTan]

Oppies, kindly do not spread fear and panic. Also, do not hoard the masks. My fellow grassroots leaders and myself, along with our grassroots adviser, would be distributing the masks to your household.

 

[kkbutterfly]

my guess is :
1 and 2 room give 4 masks
3 room give 3 masks
4 room give 2 masks
5 room give 1 masks
same as how you received u save.

 

[AhΜeng]

Maybe you didn't mean it to be serious, but this is actually a very interesting notion.

If only those buggers in China will let us know out of those infected especially those fatal cases, how many were smokers?

I am serious.
Anyway, as long as you do not have a preexisting condition, you will recover well. It's just a normal flu.

 

[jw5]

That means full immunity from virus.

I am both of the above.

 

[JohnTan]

I've banned all Wuhan natives from my RC, home and workplaces. All other chinks have to be closely vetted before they are allowed to enter.

 

[jw5]

I don't think you will definitely recover if you have no preexisting condition.

Again, it would be really useful if the authorities could provide a table of all the fatal cases with several relevant factors. 2 of the factors can be whether they are smokers or whether they had pre-existing conditions. Even if they didn't release this to the public, they should at least release it to other governments.

I am serious.
Anyway, as long as you do not have a preexisting condition, you will recover well. It's just a normal flu.

 

[mojito]

I've banned all Wuhan natives from my RC, home and workplaces. All other chinks have to be closely vetted before they are allowed to enter.

Why like dat? Do not do unto others and all that.

 

[JohnTan]

Why like dat? Do not do unto others and all that.

Others would do unto me what I do unto them. Just because you don't eat wolves for your lunch, don't expect the wolves to not eat you.

 

[eatshitndie]

Over sanitising will only allow more virulent strains of germs to take over.

go easy with the 70% alcohol, guys.

can substitute with vodka or not?

 

[AhΜeng]

if your immunity is weak, even drinking tap water can kill you

I don't think you will definitely recover if you have no preexisting condition.

Again, it would be really useful if the authorities could provide a table of all the fatal cases with several relevant factors. 2 of the factors can be whether they are smokers or whether they had pre-existing conditions. Even if they didn't release this to the public, they should at least release it to other governments.

 

[jw5]

I always boil my tap water before drinking...................... for all it's worth.

if your immunity is weak, even drinking tap water can kill you

 

[jw5]

My guess is 1 and 2 room give 1 mask.
3 room give 2 masks.
4 room give 3 masks.
5 room give 4 masks.
Condo give 10 masks.
Terrace give 20 masks.
Bungalow give 100 masks.
Good Class Bungalow get lifetime free supply.

my guess is :
1 and 2 room give 4 masks
3 room give 3 masks
4 room give 2 masks
5 room give 1 masks
same as how you received u save.

 

[eatshitndie]

so far all those who died did not die directly from the virus but from pneumonia as a result of compromised lung functions. many of them are middle aged males and smokers. for these long time smokers their lungs were already compromised. the virus just tipped them over to the point of no return.

 

[zhihau]

can substitute with vodka or not?

Dah! Dah! Dah! Drink some, spill some