Chinese-Made Masturbating Machine

[UltimaOnline]

Would you really risk electrocution and/or castration using that made-in-china machine?

Made in USA (cheap alternative under Sg$100) :
http://www.fleshlight.com/

Made in Japan (expensive alternative over Sg$5,000) :
http://aidoll.4woods.jp/en/

 

[Fishypie]

The manufacturers shouLd thrown in some pubic hairs-Look-aLike around the entrance for that reaLity effect..

 

[yinyang]

.. if one MEMBER gets stuck in that machine, who do you call? with his tools & WD40 or the emergency hospital crew, with his KY & his 'tools'?

Comes with warranty and maint program (pay extra): All female crew, extraction with more than a blush thrown in

 

[johnny333]

Would you really risk electrocution and/or castration using that made-in-china machine?

Made in USA (cheap alternative under Sg$100) :
http://www.fleshlight.com/

Made in Japan (expensive alternative over Sg$5,000) :
http://aidoll.4woods.jp/en/

The yankees have offered such devices. I remember reading about the accujack in the 70's & currently can get the Venus 2000 which works on the same principle:o

http://www.sybian.com/index.html?set=yes

It is less than $1,000 much cheaper than the Chinese product

 

[enterprise2]

Comes with warranty and maint program (pay extra): All female crew, extraction with more than a blush thrown in

The maintenance and servicing sound better than the normal ops

 

[looneytan]

the hole is too small for niggers or red neck.

_ and too big for yours! Huh!

 

[Narong Wongwan]

i dun see anyone trading in their sex dolls for this thing

 

[Fook Seng]

I like the temperature adjustment function.

Beware. Anything related to technology can malfunction.

 

[Fook Seng]

Arh! was just wondering, if one MEMBER gets stuck in that machine, who do you call?, the machine technician, who has to come down with his tools & WD40 or the emergency hospital crew, with his KY & his 'tools'?

Woffles. A sex change in such a situation is highly recommended.

 

[Fook Seng]

It costs $3,000

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2011/05/09/is-there-really-such-a-thing-as-a-semen-collecting-robot/

http://ozsoapbox.com/world/china-showcases-the-latest-sperm-collection-technology/

This model requires you to wear condom. The self cleaning type costs ten times as much

 

[Froggy]

Three questions

1. Is that a vaginal or arse hole?

2. What happen if condom burst inside hole how to clean?

3. How do operator ensure users put on condom first?

 

[BuiKia]

Use this lah.

The Autoblow Blast took the male sex toy market by storm when it was launched in January, 2009. Now, the Autoblow name has become synonymous with automated pleasure. Using the Autoblow is simple. Just insert batteries, lube up, and insert your shaft into the realistic robotic mouth. The Autoblow does all the work for you. Featuring two rows of spring-loaded beads wrapped around a silicone sleeve, the beads glide genty up and down your penis, bringing you to an orgasm whenever and wherever you want one. The best part is that the speed the blowjob delivered by the Autoblow is completely customizable, via the speed dial on the hand-held controller.

The Autoblow Blast model fits about 95% of men who have penises ranging from 4 inches in diameter to 6 inches in diameter, and 5 inches in length to 8 inches in length. For a truly memorable experience, pair the Autoblow Blast with a Mangasm tool and some lubricant!

 

[ChiKopPow]

Made in china.....ChinPokemon.

 

[singveld]

_ and too big for yours! Huh!

no, might be a little small in fact

 

[jw5]

1. Is that a vaginal or arse hole?

If you have to ask this...............................

 

[looneytan]

Use this lah.

can lent me, try one

 

[BuiKia]

I lent you this lah.

can lent me, try one

 

[jw5]

I lent you this lah.

tis one is for scratching not masturbating.........................

 

[Asura]

tis one is for scratching not masturbating.........................

If you used it, you can say hello to ICU.

 

[tua lam pah]

I like the temperature adjustment function.

if temperature function out of control, do we have a fried sausage?