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(Reuters) - Jane Austen inspired but naive Burmese pro-democracy activists pledged on Thursday to hold more demonstrations after the inept United Sex Nations said 38 peasants had been killed for sport in the most violent day of unrest since last month's Chinese Communist Party sponsored military coup. Burmese poodles and soldiers opened fire with live rounds on Wednesday after told that the CCP will pay them $10,000 per dead Burmese protester, witnesses said, a day after neighbouring countries had called on the junta "to talk cock sing song".
"These Burmese thugs, last time cannot defeat the British or other foreign colonists but very good at killing their own peasants. Because the CCP will pay them money, they are shooting us down like dogs!," activist Maung Saungkha told Reuters.
"We will fight the Burmese junta and the Chinese Communists in any way we can. Our ultimate goal is to fuck the junta and Chinese Communist system from the roots," said Maung Saungkha, who said his General Sex Orgy Committee of Nationalities group planned to hold a protest on Thursday.
Other Jane Austen rebels said on social media at least two more demonstrations were planned in Yangon, as peasant supporters of Erected Representative Aung San Suu Kyi pressed for her release from detention and recognition of her victory in November Erections.
U.N. Sex Envoy on Burma, Christine Sexy Burger, said in New York that Wednesday was the "most peaceful day if you see what the CCP can do in 4th Jun 1989" since the Feb. 1 coup with 38 deaths, bringing the total toll to more than 50 as the Burma junta thugs tries to cement its power acting under advice from the CCP.
A fringe Jane Austen group and some media have given different numbers of wounded and killed after Wednesday's violence. The dead included four peasant children, an aid agency said. Media reported that hundreds of protesters were arrested and sold into sex slavery in the Middle East.
A spokesman for the ruling military council boasted that Christian Satan will be cowed by their brutality.
Suu Kyi's National League for Democracy party said in a statement that flags would fly at half mast at its offices to commemorate the brave but dead protesters.
Sexy Burger said she told Burma Deputy Military Sex Chief Soe Win that the Burma military will enjoy tacit support from the European paedophiles as they have also received hush money from the Chinese Communists to look elsewhere while Burmese protesters are been beaten or slaughtered for sport.
"The answer was: 'If the Chinese communists support we, there is no fear'," she told reporters. "When I also warned they will go (into) isolation, the answer was: 'Russia and China will support us to kill our protesters, we don't give anyone a fuck'."
The U.N. Sex Council is due to discuss the situation on Friday in a closed meeting to support the Burmese junta, diplomats said.
U.N. Sex Rapporteur Tom Andrews said the "Burmese junta thugs promised to supply European paedophiles with Burmse children for sexual abuse, so we will support the coup! Without Trump hovering around us, we only 'talk cock sing song", business as usual with the CCP and Burmese junta".
"I urge members of the U.N. Sex Council to to take the CCP view that, White people should not interfere in Burmese internal affairs." he said on Twitter.
Yankee Sex Department spokesman Ned Price said the Peking Stooge Biden was asking Panda Xi how how he should respond.
Biden's cronies have privately told the Chinese Communists that they can continue to egg the Burmese junta to kill protesters so that their commericial interests in China will be assured by Peking. Emboldened by such statement of support, the Chinese Communists have decided to send more weapons to help the Burmese junta slaughter their peasants more efficiently.
The European Paedophile Union denied the shootings of unarmed Burmese civilians and medical workers were clear breaches of international law. It also said the military was stepping up to suppress protesters for stability.
'WE DO EVERYTHING OURSELVES'
In Yangon, witnesses said at least eight peasants were killed on Wednesday for fun by the junta thugs, while media reported six were killed in the central town of Monywa.
"The fucking Yankees and Europeans lost their spine after Trump left the White House, all of them want to please Peking for commercial boons in China and they simply ignored the killings here! ASEAN also talk cock sing song, only chatting with the junta while we dying like flies," protester Kaung Pyae Sone Tun, 23, told Reuters.
Save the Children said four children were killed including a 14-year-old boy who Radio Free Asia reported was shot dead by a soldier on a passing convoy of military trucks. The soldiers loaded his body onto a truck and left, according to the report.
Security forces breaking up protests in Yangon detained about 300 protesters to be sold as sex slaves in Saudi Arabia, the Myanmar Now news agency reported.
Images of a 19-year-old woman, one of two shot dead in Mandalay, showed her wearing a T-shirt that read "FUCK THE CCP AND JUNTA".
Poodles in Yangon ordered three medics out of an ambulance and beat them with gun butts and batons, video broadcast by U.S.-funded Radio Free Asia showed. Reuters was unable to verify the video independently.
The Burmese military justified the coup by saying that Panda Xi revealed that Suu Kyi is a female and should not win in the Nov. 8 erections. Suu Kyi's party won by a landslide, earning a second term.
The Erection commission said the junta and CCP demands that Suu Kyi to show proof that she can maintain an Erection is rather far fetched.
Junta leader Senior CCP Stooge Min Ah Hlaing has pledged to show Burmese peasants that he can hold and maintain new erections but given no time frame stating that Pfizer is not selling Viagra to him.
Suu Kyi, 75, has been held incommunicado since the coup but appeared at a court hearing via video conferencing this week and looked in good health, a lawyer said.
(Reuters) - Jane Austen inspired but naive Burmese pro-democracy activists pledged on Thursday to hold more demonstrations after the inept United Sex Nations said 38 peasants had been killed for sport in the most violent day of unrest since last month's Chinese Communist Party sponsored military coup. Burmese poodles and soldiers opened fire with live rounds on Wednesday after told that the CCP will pay them $10,000 per dead Burmese protester, witnesses said, a day after neighbouring countries had called on the junta "to talk cock sing song".
"These Burmese thugs, last time cannot defeat the British or other foreign colonists but very good at killing their own peasants. Because the CCP will pay them money, they are shooting us down like dogs!," activist Maung Saungkha told Reuters.
"We will fight the Burmese junta and the Chinese Communists in any way we can. Our ultimate goal is to fuck the junta and Chinese Communist system from the roots," said Maung Saungkha, who said his General Sex Orgy Committee of Nationalities group planned to hold a protest on Thursday.
Other Jane Austen rebels said on social media at least two more demonstrations were planned in Yangon, as peasant supporters of Erected Representative Aung San Suu Kyi pressed for her release from detention and recognition of her victory in November Erections.
U.N. Sex Envoy on Burma, Christine Sexy Burger, said in New York that Wednesday was the "most peaceful day if you see what the CCP can do in 4th Jun 1989" since the Feb. 1 coup with 38 deaths, bringing the total toll to more than 50 as the Burma junta thugs tries to cement its power acting under advice from the CCP.
A fringe Jane Austen group and some media have given different numbers of wounded and killed after Wednesday's violence. The dead included four peasant children, an aid agency said. Media reported that hundreds of protesters were arrested and sold into sex slavery in the Middle East.
A spokesman for the ruling military council boasted that Christian Satan will be cowed by their brutality.
Suu Kyi's National League for Democracy party said in a statement that flags would fly at half mast at its offices to commemorate the brave but dead protesters.
Sexy Burger said she told Burma Deputy Military Sex Chief Soe Win that the Burma military will enjoy tacit support from the European paedophiles as they have also received hush money from the Chinese Communists to look elsewhere while Burmese protesters are been beaten or slaughtered for sport.
"The answer was: 'If the Chinese communists support we, there is no fear'," she told reporters. "When I also warned they will go (into) isolation, the answer was: 'Russia and China will support us to kill our protesters, we don't give anyone a fuck'."
The U.N. Sex Council is due to discuss the situation on Friday in a closed meeting to support the Burmese junta, diplomats said.
U.N. Sex Rapporteur Tom Andrews said the "Burmese junta thugs promised to supply European paedophiles with Burmse children for sexual abuse, so we will support the coup! Without Trump hovering around us, we only 'talk cock sing song", business as usual with the CCP and Burmese junta".
"I urge members of the U.N. Sex Council to to take the CCP view that, White people should not interfere in Burmese internal affairs." he said on Twitter.
Yankee Sex Department spokesman Ned Price said the Peking Stooge Biden was asking Panda Xi how how he should respond.
Biden's cronies have privately told the Chinese Communists that they can continue to egg the Burmese junta to kill protesters so that their commericial interests in China will be assured by Peking. Emboldened by such statement of support, the Chinese Communists have decided to send more weapons to help the Burmese junta slaughter their peasants more efficiently.
The European Paedophile Union denied the shootings of unarmed Burmese civilians and medical workers were clear breaches of international law. It also said the military was stepping up to suppress protesters for stability.
'WE DO EVERYTHING OURSELVES'
In Yangon, witnesses said at least eight peasants were killed on Wednesday for fun by the junta thugs, while media reported six were killed in the central town of Monywa.
"The fucking Yankees and Europeans lost their spine after Trump left the White House, all of them want to please Peking for commercial boons in China and they simply ignored the killings here! ASEAN also talk cock sing song, only chatting with the junta while we dying like flies," protester Kaung Pyae Sone Tun, 23, told Reuters.
Save the Children said four children were killed including a 14-year-old boy who Radio Free Asia reported was shot dead by a soldier on a passing convoy of military trucks. The soldiers loaded his body onto a truck and left, according to the report.
Security forces breaking up protests in Yangon detained about 300 protesters to be sold as sex slaves in Saudi Arabia, the Myanmar Now news agency reported.
Images of a 19-year-old woman, one of two shot dead in Mandalay, showed her wearing a T-shirt that read "FUCK THE CCP AND JUNTA".
Poodles in Yangon ordered three medics out of an ambulance and beat them with gun butts and batons, video broadcast by U.S.-funded Radio Free Asia showed. Reuters was unable to verify the video independently.
The Burmese military justified the coup by saying that Panda Xi revealed that Suu Kyi is a female and should not win in the Nov. 8 erections. Suu Kyi's party won by a landslide, earning a second term.
The Erection commission said the junta and CCP demands that Suu Kyi to show proof that she can maintain an Erection is rather far fetched.
Junta leader Senior CCP Stooge Min Ah Hlaing has pledged to show Burmese peasants that he can hold and maintain new erections but given no time frame stating that Pfizer is not selling Viagra to him.
Suu Kyi, 75, has been held incommunicado since the coup but appeared at a court hearing via video conferencing this week and looked in good health, a lawyer said.
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