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Celebrating Joety's Success

Thanks for proving my point about the difference between u and ah joe..and if u think the pappies r doing a good job running the country...u are definitely a bigger idiotic asshole than I thought u were...guess u must have got a good dose of pap shafting...that makes u sing pap praises....wat an asshole.

I don't rely on opinions. I base all my statements upon cold hard facts and all the measurable indices point to the fact that the PAP is doing an excellent job. The problem with sinkies is that they take their comfortable lives for granted.

They won't know how good a life they're leading till they have had the misfortune of living in some other country which isn't run as well.
 
Kns knnbgcb you nothing better to do is it? Anyway its flattering but I'm not rich I'm just a guy happen to live overseas trying to make a living selling screws but yes I am a happy go lucky guy who never miss an opportunity to have a nice drink, some nice food and be naughty a little bit.
 
I think Joetys is ang moh so thats why Leongsam say Joetys is best, because ang moh is best.



It is no coincidence why Joetys is the blue eye boy of Leongsam. Joetys represents the successful Sinkie who made the move and got out of Singapore. Now he is enjoying a successful and rewarding life in the Land of Smile and thus earns his bragging rights to bash Sinkies from abroad, unlike Tonychat who has never go further than Johor Bahru but continues to hallucinates that he is in Australia. Joetys is a good example that we should learn from. Leongsam is right all along ;)

[table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr]
[td]Joetys[/td]
[td]Peasant[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Which tyre for his Audi[/td]
[td]When will the MRT arrive[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]First class or business class[/td]
[td]Tiger Airways or Jetstar[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Italy or Maldives[/td]
[td]Malaysi or Pulau Ubin[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Lafite or Louis XIII[/td]
[td]Tiger beer or Singha depending on the beer promoter's cup size[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Babes throwing eyes at him at 6 stars hotel swimming pool[/td]
[td]Kio kway at Petain or Desker road[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Businesses in JKT and Bangcock[/td]
[td]Mind your own business :o[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Beautiful maid with a revolver[/td]
[td]The wife is the maid[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Read books use Kindle[/td]
[td]Free book at library[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Pay money for points at SBF[/td]
[td]Beg for points whenever possible :D[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]


Disclaimer:

1: I am not Scroobal. Although we both like to stir shit :D
2. Lazy Saturday, so find something to disturb Joetys :p
3. Please don't zap me :)
4. Please up my points if you like my post :o
 
I stand to be corrected below

[TABLE="class: grid, width: 500, align: left"]
<tbody>[TR]
[TD]Joetys[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]FACT[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Which tyre for his Audi[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]I don't own an Audi
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]First class or business class[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]I travel economy 90% of the time
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Italy or Maldives[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Never been to Maldives
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lafite or Louis XIII[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Nope, Cordon Bleu
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Babes throwing eyes at him at 6 stars hotel swimming pool[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]That was a 4 Star
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Businesses in JKT and Bangcock[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Partly correct, 2 other countries too
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Beautiful maid with a revolver[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Pistol
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Read books use Kindle[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Manage to start today, so happy
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Pay money for points at SBF[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]This is the only thing you got it 100% right[/TD]
[/TR]
</tbody>[/TABLE]

And there is also another fact, I don't own any property anywhere, I can only rent so that does not make me a rich person ok?
 
Another one: Joetys goes to Poseidon a high class joint and has a good time there but sinkie losers have to DIY and can only kpkb here.
 
Kns knnbgcb you nothing better to do is it? Anyway its flattering but I'm not rich I'm just a guy happen to live overseas trying to make a living selling screws but yes I am a happy go lucky guy who never miss an opportunity to have a nice drink, some nice food and be naughty a little bit.

Stir abit shit on a slow Saturday. :D

Nowhere to go in this little sinking island :o

By the way, if you don't like my posting, up my points to 1000 and I can retire this moniker :D
 
I think most singkies can afford to go to posiedon....
Another one: Joetys goes to Poseidon a high class joint and has a good time there but sinkie losers have to DIY and can only kpkb here.
 

Before I saw the light me thought idleness was ultimate joy
Now it's more important to express myself and not be robot
In retrospect I am very glad to have trained those useless waitresses
At Chatterbox to bring me dark soya sauce with my western fried eggs


[video=youtube;wm5nfTmEvK8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm5nfTmEvK8[/video]
 
Stir abit shit on a slow Saturday. :D

Nowhere to go in this little sinking island :o

By the way, if you don't like my posting, up my points to 1000 and I can retire this moniker :D

poor sinkie....That is too bad..
 
If you really have to make a choice between Joetys, Scroobal and Wuqi256, who would it be :D

Hang out and talk cock about cars and eat and drink - Joetys.
Digging up some m&d on my enemies - Scroobal
Real Estate advice - Wuqi.
 
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