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Valdes: "Aiyah! Should have listened to my primary school teacher when he said I was too short to be a goalkeeper."
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Valdes: "Aiyah! Should have listened to my primary school teacher when he said I was too short to be a goalkeeper."
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di Matteo: "I like your hairstyle. Who is your hair stylist?"
Pep Guardiola: "David Gan. But very ex. He charges $400 per session."
di Matteo: "I go to QB House. $10 per cut."
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"Abacadabra...abacadabra...when I open my eyes, Andy Carroll will disappear and Nikica Jelavic will appear."
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Terry: "Simi dai chi?"
Mata: "I got heart attack like Muamba."
Terry: "Why got heart attack leh?"
Mata: "Because Torres scored. Not just once, but three times."
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Lennon: "Shiok or not?"
van der Vaart [pointing to Adebayour]: "Yours is small. I want big black one. Oi, Adebayour!"
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van Persie: "My boss Wenger always said he did not see. Maybe if I can his contact lens which he dropped ten years ago...."
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van Perise: "Wah piang, I got no support and no service. Maybe I will take a snooze and wake up later recharged."
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Al Habsi: "Ho say ah! Wah tio beh pio!"
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"Call me Bruce. Bruce Lee."
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"KNN. Just a little fart and they over-react."
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"Rooney's goal vs Man City was voted best Premier League goal? Aiyoh, I do that EVERY game lah."
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Ferguson: "Mark Hughes, tolong please take some points off Manchester City in the last game of the season."
Hughes: "Alamak, the whole season my team only know how to kelong goals and throw away points. To win points is a different matter."
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"Scissors, paper, stone! Yay, I won! I won the EPL Premier League title!"
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