Ferguson: "Welcome to the Retirees Club, Scholes."
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Ferguson: "Welcome to the Retirees Club, Scholes."
Former Man United player Owen: "Today is also my retirement day. KNN, how I wish I can be at the Man Utd Retirees Farewell Party instead of being here."
Mancini: "Isn't it wonderful to be at Wembley and savour the atmosphere?"
Kidd (former assistant manager to Ferguson): "Frankly, I would prefer to be at the Man Utd Retirees Farewell Party."
Mancini: "So Ferguson is finally retiring. So now we have chance to win EPL title next season."
Kidd: "You don't know the rumours meh? You will also be joining Ferguson in retirement."
Man holding time board: "Come in Fergie. Fergie time is over, your time is up!"
Mancini: "Hooray! I have been sacked! My severance package is 7-figures! Huat ah!"
Man City CEO Soriano: "We are standing by you Mancini. The board has given you the vote of confidence."
Mancini: "This means I am finished! The dread vote of confidence is the death warrant!"
Ribery: "Don't! Don't! I am a Muslim, don't pour beer on me!"
Boateng: "This is halal beer!"
Why Moyes was picked as Man United manager: ability, loyalty, man management etc etc. His ability to carry balls gave him the edge over Mourinho.
Kidd (caretaker manager): "OK Mancini, I admit that I am a balls carrier and got no guts to tell you this for two years. But now that you are gone, I want to let you know that you have got a rubbish team: Nasri, Hart, Tevez, Lescott, Clichy, Milner, Garcia, Dzeko...."
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"I made more money kelong-ing than playing football."
KNN, the ah longs have now even infiltrated into the football world, lending monies to highly-paid footballers.
Heynckes: "I really regretted borrowing money from the ah longs in Singapore."
Beckham: "Stop! Stop! You all don't have to fight for my Calvin Klein underwear."
Posh Spice: "Thank god Beckham is finally retiring from....whatever his job is. I think it is called football. Or is it soccer? Or maybe rugby."
Beckham: "Boo hoo hoo! When I told Posh Spice I am retiring from soccer, straightaway she gave me a long list of household chores to do."
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AVB: "Don't cry Bale for missing out on Champions League qualification."
Bale: "I am not crying because of that. I am crying because I am sad to leave Tottenham for Real Madrid."
Bale: "WTF! Protecting myself against coins being thrown is also a yellow card offence!!??"
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