Caption Your Pics.

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Belgium players: "Yaay!! Our mascot and pet cockroach has been found!"

 

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Hart: "KNN, I keep telling the Montenegro fans I am not Psy, yet they insist I am Shit and throw toilet rolls at me and asked me to dance Gangnam style."

(Psy = sai = Hokkien for shit)

 

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Kompany: "Teaching the ball to be obedient and stay near to me is very important during training."

Kompany: "Ball, stay!"

 

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Ba: "Hey Torres, you took my mask! Give it back!"

 

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Luiz and Terry: "Hey, Mourinho is back!"

(Mourinho was at Chelsea to watch Brazil vs Russia friendly.)

 

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Wenger: "Because the gahmen has cut down the quota on the number of foreign workers a company can employ, Arsenal will not be renewing the employment passes and work permits for quite a few of you."

 

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Police: "The OKT are become more daring, now even dare to bring their kway into the football grounds to look for business."

(kway = chicken = prostitutes.)

 

[Baimi]

How long more I have to do the harma squat,
just because I missed a sitter?

 

[Baimi]

Yawn... hate playing the Capital One cup with lower division team,
make me zzzzzzzzz.....

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"WTF. First there was just the keling boss. Then he hired more of his own kind and now the whole place stinks."

 

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Moyes: "Last time all the chio bus in Liverpool always ignored me and pose with the Liverpool managers. I have waited long, long for this moment."

 

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Benitez: "I feel like puking thinking of Monday's FA Cup quarter-final replay against Man United when I will have to shake Alex Ferguson's hand."

(Benitez's thoughts clearly not on the Southamption-Chelsea match.)

 

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O'Neill: "Hey, where did I drop my wig?"

 

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O'Neill: "WTF! The fans are throwing cockroaches at me!"

(Sunderland manager Martin O'Neill sacked.)

 

[Baimi]

I am sacked by Sunderland, do I look sad?
I might go to Sinkieland, FAS is pestering me, ok.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

O'Neill: "KNN, sacked by Sunderland today. Just yesterday I turned down a job offer from Hougang United. And Hougang will also contribute employer's CPF, and I will be given PR status immediately and will be fast-tracked to become a Singapore citizen in just 1 year's time. Now I really, really regretted saying 'No' to Hougang."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Benitez: "I lan, lan have to shake your hand. But I will be scrubbing my hand with Dettol after this."

Ferguson: "I am wearing a fake hand which I will throw away."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Beckham: "Eh ref, this is not the time to ask me for an autograph lah."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ronaldo: "Nice haircut. Who is your hair stylist?"

 

[oldnews]

Ferguson : KNNBCCB !!!

Benitez : Simi taichi ? Ai tiok hoot siboh?

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