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[Baimi]

Carlos, don't worry, i support you. That kum-lan, por lampa, G. Neville,
F.I.F.A. have asked him to chwee tak-lan, now he lan-lan.
If he wants to be sia-lan, anyhow point lan at me, and make me
tu-lan again, i will silent him, just a call to my M.A.F.I.A. Boss back home.

 

[Baimi]

Let me show you the correct way to execute
the "Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang"
See, one man begs for mercy already.

 

[Baimi]

Oei!! Doc, come quick, I don't think he do the
correct way of CPR.

 

[Baimi]

Nice hair cut brudder, who is your barber.

 

[Baimi]

Sorry, Senor Wenger, my hair blower is not for sale.

 

[Baimi]

Haha, Sir Alex, I don't need your hair blower,
my hair style have been always stylish,
I just need a good gel, and i am not going
to recommend you this brand.

 

[Baimi]

Ha ha ha, goalie, next time wear a sarong.

 

[Baimi]

Hey, how's the big breast girl with you last night?
Ah... don't mention, it's plastic!

 

[Baimi]

Eh, Boss, why are they laughing at my jersey's number?

 

[Baimi]

Hey, and you said it's going to be an exciting match,
where's the crowd?
Gee, I think they must have gone to the Sentosa IR.

 

[Baimi]

Listen to me, hair-blower is not my style,
I'll just simply slap you.

 

[Baimi]

Goalie, why you so kayu, tangan macam kaki,
like that also cannot save.
Lampa lah, you think you clever, next time you
stand here and play goal keeper!

 

[Baimi]

Nabei, don't chi-kek me so hard, want me to
die is it?!!

 

[Baimi]

Rafa, beat Chelsea and i will ask my wife to cook you
a nice wanton mee.
Ni na bu, limpei very tulan liao, your ex-player kick me
out of the Europa league, limpei buah song, want me to
beat Chelsea, you win the championship and continue to
laugh at me, you wait long long hor.

 

[lolabunny]

Rafa, beat Chelsea and i will ask my wife to cook you
a nice wanton mee.
Ni na bu, limpei very tulan liao, your ex-player kick me
out of the Europa league, limpei buah song, want me to
beat Chelsea, you win the championship and continue to
laugh at me, you wait long long hor.

It's kinda weird to hear my favourite Baimi's voice. :p

U mean u talk like that in real life??? :p This is an Ou Deyang moment for moi. :p
I think I prefer the strong silent Baimi.

Anyhow, last I watched, NO ONE BEATS CHELSEA!!! Except Man City. Why hah?

Btw can you ask your wife to send me her wanton mee recipe?

 

[Baimi]

It's kinda weird to hear my favourite Baimi's voice. :p

U mean u talk like that in real life??? :p This is an Ou Deyang moment for moi. :p
I think I prefer the strong silent Baimi.

Anyhow, last I watched, NO ONE BEATS CHELSEA!!! Except Man City. Why hah?

Btw can you ask your wife to send me her wanton mee recipe?

Kinda like that lah, i know your England is profound
i can't hold a candle to you.
Aiya, the main purpose here is to tickle.
Singlish sells.
Chelsea also lost to Wigan.
I am a Liverpool fan but i want Liverpool to lose. :P
BTW, i am still very eligible.

 

[Baimi]

Oei, no way, I am gonna get Lola MSN first!

 

[Baimi]

I thought BIG star sure big big one,
Chey eh, size smaller than me, hehe.

Ooi, what you thinking, i am talking about
his boot's size.

 

[Baimi]

Si Orh Kwee, how many times you hurl
vulgarities at me, 7 times.
So what! &*+%$#@!! make this 8 times!!!

 

[Baimi]

Damn! where is Rooney?? Don't tell me he go Geylang again!