breast milk and breast feeding

[zhihau]

me say breast milk is the best, for a baby at least, all the nutritional needs and colostrum

last noted it's breast feeding week, so allow me to show my respect to all breast feeding mums.

 

[Fishypie]

How about wives breast feeding their hubbies ..counted as part of breast feeding week too ?..

 

[Raiders]

Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.


Question: Who died the next morning?

 

[steffychun]

how about mothers squirting their milk to be used in teh tarik

 

[halsey02]

how about mothers squirting their milk to be used in teh tarik

Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...

 

[gz0707]

Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.


Question: Who died the next morning?

The Postman.

 

[steffychun]

Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...

Gordon Ramsay tried it with his cappuccino

 

[Fishypie]

Gordon Ramsay tried it with his cappuccino

..cos they have readiLy avaiLabLe breast's miLk off the sheLf, dont think they are soLd here.

 

[steffychun]

..cos they have readiLy avaiLabLe breast's miLk off the sheLf, dont think they are soLd here.

you may not be able to watch it but he did so. His TV Series F Word Season 3 I think.

 

[blackmondy]

Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...

Breast milk with pussy juice might be a healthy concocktion.

 

[Raiders]

The Postman.

Try again

 

[steffychun]

Breast milk with pussy juice might be a healthy concocktion.

urm how do you harvest pussy juice?

 

[presssomemore]

urm how do you harvest pussy juice?

Not say I pervert or what... I dunno why one day nothing to do and was day dreaming, I actually thought about it.
I think can be done by using test tube. Never try before though. :o

 

[steffychun]

Not say I pervert or what... I dunno why one day nothing to do and was day dreaming, I actually thought about it.
I think can be done by using test tube. Never try before though. :o

well if you have a girlfriend and a test tube please experiment

 

[loneshark]

Thank you zhihau for the tribute.
Though I know this will somehow be turned into a joke.

 

[Fook Seng]

Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.

Question: Who died the next morning?

Both of them?

 

[Fook Seng]

Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...

You must have been stealing the baby's milk.

 

[presssomemore]

well if you have a girlfriend and a test tube please experiment

Ha ha... I have a wife but dunno where to buy test tube. Even got test tube, I dare not try. Wait my wife say want to experimen use vacuum cleaner to harvest my sperms how?

 

[hairylee]

Gordon Ramsay tried it with his cappuccino

I don't think cappucino can kill the taste especially the breast milk was swallowed.
I tried whiskey also cannot.

 

[halsey02]

You must have been stealing the baby's milk.

No! I have drank it off neat from a bovine mammary, trust me......everything came out of the stomach...so I guessed that is what the milk the baby is drinking, but babies have no sense of taste yet... they only know how to satisfy their hunger..

But, if the neh neh pok, is not clean you suckle...you get the same taste as the bovine mammary...YUCKS!