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Bible on mother flinging his son's penis foreskin at Moses!
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Exodus 4:24-26
24 At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses[a] and was about to kill him. 25 But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. 26 So the Lord let him alone.
24 At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses[a] and was about to kill him. 25 But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. 26 So the Lord let him alone.
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That one does not require anaesthetic when performing circumcision with a flint knife.
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What is the moral of the story?
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Do not look down at a tiny piece of foreskin, it had saved Moses' life from the anger of bible God. It may save your life too!
Do not laugh at a failed circumcision if you consider yourself a christian.
Foreskin is very sacred fleshy for bible story believers.
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Faithful will collect penis foreskins, coat them with batter, deep fry them and - voila! Calamari!
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Do not look down at a tiny piece of foreskin, it had saved Moses' life from the anger of bible God. It may save your life too!
Do not laugh at a failed circumcision if you consider yourself a christian.
Foreskin is very sacred fleshy for bible story believers.
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His God intelligently designed the foreskin, but obsessive with cut lanjiao. Make sense ?
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Nope, but DIVA is certainly depressed over his missing manhood. LOL!!!
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Calamari with satay sauce will be a dish of Faithful pride!
The next coming dish is 100 foreskins. Praise their Lord(the inspired writer) for making it possible!
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