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Bible guideline: Demaged Penis cannot go church!

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Deuteronomy 23:1

"If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD.
 
Deuteronomy 23:1

"If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD.

No wonder DIVA refuses to go to church. LOL!!!!!
 
You are not so please? Have you certified your lanjiao?
 
Good! I hope you are pleased with wifey special fancy for halal sausages ;)

Have you certified your lanjiao?

At least the cat accepted your condition, so a little consolation for you there.:D
 
At least the cat accepted your condition, so a little consolation for you there.:D

I am unable to make up my mind on whether I would consider her(your wifey) a hot cat. I have several lunch outings with her at a japanese restaurant at Taman Sutera. I would say her recommendation is good, the food is delicious! I don't want to spoil the relationship. At least, she is one christian lady who can accept a penis that has been tested with the baptism of true manhood. ;)
 
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I am unable to make up my mind on whether I would consider her(your wifey) a hot cat. I have several lunch outings with her at a japanese restaurant at Taman Sutera. I would say her recommendation is good, the food is delicious! I don't want to spoil the relationship. At least, she is one christian lady who can accept a penis that has been tested with the baptism of true manhood. ;)

I don't know about hot cat, but I do know you aren't much of a hot dog!!!! LOL!
 
Poor DIVA keep talking about sausages after a failed circumcision procedure. LOL!

That the only drop of juice that can be squeezed out of the Sacred Penis! Lol! Laughing at a failed circumcision is as good as laughing at your God! ;)
 
That the only drop of juice that can be squeezed out of the Sacred Penis! Lol! Laughing at a failed circumcision is as good as laughing at your God! ;)

It's OK for you to laugh at Stinkie Sinkie who can speak as God. LOL!
 
It's is absolutely not ok for you to laugh at your God's sanctioned cutting lanjiao act. ;)

Have you do a health check on your lanjiao before entering church? ;)
 
It's is absolutely not ok for you to laugh at your God's sanctioned cutting lanjiao act. ;)

Have you do a health check on your lanjiao before entering church? ;)

Laughing at you only. LOL!
 
Laughing at circumcision is as good as laughing at Jesus. Not convince, check with any pastor with no physical defect. Long lanjiao ones cannot consult!;)
 
Laughing at circumcision is as good as laughing at Jesus. Not convince, check with any pastor with no physical defect. Long lanjiao ones cannot consult!;)

LOL! I am completely not convinced by your failed attempt to associate laughing at your "shortcoming" with laughing at Jesus.
 
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