Beware ..... too much alcohol ......

[Equalisation]

.... makes a person speak the truth ....

Two weeks ago, I was at usual hang-out with drinking buddies ....

One of them brought a pal along and join us. He was not a seasoned drinker and after a few bottles, started babbling about his unhappy family life and also other personal secrets......:o

One of the secret was that he had a sex fetish of licking woman's armpits to get his high ..... the rest of us whilst listening all blur !!!

 

[po2wq]

u shud bling mei ting wif u nax time ... :o

 

[KNNBCCB]

If the woman is ah neh...
fuu...yooo...

 

[halsey02]

.... makes a person speak the truth ....

Two weeks ago, I was at usual hang-out with drinking buddies ....

One of them brought a pal along and join us. He was not a seasoned drinker and after a few bottles, started babbling about his unhappy family life and also other personal secrets......:o

One of the secret was that he had a sex fetish of licking woman's armpits to get his high ..... the rest of us whilst listening all blur !!!

Kawan, I thought you meant these burongs?, burongs drink too much, mati also!....so don't yam seng too much...:p

2 January 2011 Last updated at 10:15 GMT
Alcohol poisoning, not avian flu, killed Romanian birds
Dead birds lying in the snow in the city of Constanta, in eastern Romania, 9 January 2011 People who discovered the dead birds were worried they had died of avian flu

Birds that were thought to have died from avian flu in Romania instead apparently drank themselves to death.

Residents of Constanta in eastern Romania found dozens of dead starlings on the outskirts of the city on Saturday.

They alerted authorities, fearing the birds had died from avian flu.

But local veterinary officials decided the starlings had died after eating grape 'marc' - the leftovers from the wine-making process.

The head of the local sanitary and veterinary authority, Dvsva, told news agency Agerpres that analysis of the starlings' gizzards showed they had died from alcohol poisoning.

 

[Equalisation]

No worries as I know my limit .....

 

[halsey02]

No worries as I know my limit .....

When drinking, there is no limit...for the bottoms is upped so many times...and next one is still "yam seng"...

 

[Equalisation]

When drinking, there is no limit...for the bottoms is upped so many times...and next one is still "yam seng"...

No lah .... the last time I got real drunk was few years ago .... at a friend's birthday party at a top ktv

.... really cannot make it .... took a taxi back at 3am and walk like zig zag for few steps before reaching the gate and slam into gate railing ....

lucky called home first ..... wifey then came out open gate and with help of my son, carried me in .... stumbled up to my bedroom in the 3rd storey and vomitted on the bed !! Wifey blah blah blah ....

 

[Ramseth]

No worries as I know my limit .....

Everybody knows your limit is no limit.

 

[KuanTi01]

For a drinker, the sky's the limit! When it comes to beer talk, hangovers and regrets are for the future! The past can be sweet or bitter but the present is a blur.

 

[Equalisation]

For a drinker, the sky's the limit! When it comes to beer talk, hangovers and regrets are for the future! The past can be sweet or bitter but the present is a blur.

Agree.

You are happy you drink You sad, you also drink :(

 

[Equalisation]

Everybody knows your limit is no limit.

Oi .... u no anyhow say hor !!

Sekali I call your boss LTK tok your kelapa head then u know !!:oIo:

 

[drifter]

i rather have a decent joint ...

 

[Forvendet]

i rather have a decent joint ...

Is there such difference between decent and indecent joint?

 

[halsey02]

No lah .... the last time I got real drunk was few years ago .... at a friend's birthday party at a top ktv

.... really cannot make it .... took a taxi back at 3am and walk like zig zag for few steps before reaching the gate and slam into gate railing ....

lucky called home first ..... wifey then came out open gate and with help of my son, carried me in .... stumbled up to my bedroom in the 3rd storey and vomitted on the bed !! Wifey blah blah blah ....

Your wifey must be darn good, usually they leave you next to the ornamental pond in the garden or the sun chair by the patio, where they carry you in....

 

[Forvendet]

lucky called home first ..... wifey then came out open gate and with help of my son, carried me in .... stumbled up to my bedroom in the 3rd storey and vomitted on the bed !! Wifey blah blah blah ....

If I come home vomitting on the bed, my wifey would most probably pack up and go back to my in-laws', leaving me to rot in my own vomit until I sober up and figure out how to clean it up.

Fortunately, it has never happened before.

 

[halsey02]

If I come home vomitting on the bed, my wifey would most probably pack up and go back to my in-laws', leaving me to rot in my own vomit until I sober up and figure out how to clean it up.

Fortunately, it has never happened before.

Wifey....you don't come home, drunk on some park benches, wifey will go in-laws for a week, & come home with a NO ENTRY sign, you know where!!

 

[lolabunny]

No lah .... the last time I got real drunk was few years ago .... at a friend's birthday party at a top ktv

.... really cannot make it .... took a taxi back at 3am and walk like zig zag for few steps before reaching the gate and slam into gate railing ....

lucky called home first ..... wifey then came out open gate and with help of my son, carried me in .... stumbled up to my bedroom in the 3rd storey and vomitted on the bed !! Wifey blah blah blah ....

Your wife told you not to drink too much. Not "blah blah blah blah".

 

[Equalisation]

Your wife told you not to drink too much. Not "blah blah blah blah".

Anyway ..... i try frying rabbit meat mixed with a dash of XO for new year celeb .... hehehe ....

 

[lolabunny]

Anyway ..... i try frying rabbit meat mixed with a dash of XO for new year celeb .... hehehe ....

If you're not afraid of the rabbits you eat haunting you, that shouldn't be a problem.

 

[drifter]

Is there such difference between decent and indecent joint?

decent = put lots of weeds

indecent = put lots of tabacco ( save money )