Old Autocrat - Anglophile Baba who mastered Asian statecraft from watching the japs control the rebellious Chinks during WWII. Was besotted with the Brits (baba usually kowtow to brits) but cleverly disassociated anglophile urges to gain political power by pretending to speak for chink peasants during the pre-independence years. He was distrusted by the Brits and Mats but managed to convince them the commies and his ex-comrades are greater evil. He was eventually picked by Mats and Brits to be Paramount Ruler of Peasantpore. Inevitably his greed for the entire Matland forced him to declare Independence. Uncle Sam, EC and Nippon provided investment for him to crush the commies and limit Sukarno's excesses. He eventually turned island kingdom into a private feudal serfdom with peasants toiling for foreign investment dollars and ruled with iron fist. Obsessed with eugenics and was told off by visiting brit royalty that eugenics failed on horses. Was in the news for losing billions after a simple con job by smarter jewish bankers but told peasants an investment is a proper term for speculative mistake. While he has enriched the country, the state is richer and his Imperial Family appeared to reap the most benefits, they owned several cash cow firms and relations are well dispersed within the state organs or nationalised corporations.
Young Autocrat - Only claim to fame was the dynastic succession that made him famous. He was eldest heir apparent and scored military promotions that will make Napoleon, Patton, Rommel and Zhulov green with envy. Young Autocrat claimed he has affinity with politics and Old Autocrat boasted that minions elect him first among equal. He toiled for 13 years under the tutelage of ex-Regent Wooden before ascending as Paramount Ruler. Self styled Mathematical Genius with approval from Cambridge, his most amazing contribution to Taxation Theory was the 'Tax The Poor Theorem'. Not known to be friendly but had master the Plastic Smile to hoodwink peasants during Annual State of Ruler Speech in August.
Traitor - The best example is PrataMan. He was trained by the Jap Kempeitai during WWII. The Brits gave him a hard time when they returned but he found favour with Old Autocrat who used him to crush dissenters and state enemies. Verified ancient chink idiom that it is better to have good ending than good birth.
Minions - Extremely trusted bland cronies and lackeys (see below) who are well paid and are rewarded with state executive powers to enact policies to ensure longevity of Imperial Family.
Cronies - Generally referring to peasants' representatives who took part in the procedural representation scam. Many are in the business of parliament but enjoyed walk over electoral victories. They rubber stamp the regime's decrees and pretend to assist peasants during 'Meet Peasants Sessions' where army of ghost writers churn useless appeal letters. Some had the gall to deny their numerous directorship stints are above board. Many believed high stipends are necessary to prevent them from taking kickbacks. Many cronies are dismissive of local peasants, labeling them as 'lesser peasants', inferior stock, full of expectation gaps, not hungry, not enterprising and ungrateful. Many of them openly supported the unique GRC scam where peasants get 4-5 cronies if they vote for a minion.
Lackeys - Formerly overly educated or expert curry selling peasants who became part of the regime's establishment. They are usually found in quasi regime organizations. They merely churn out silly policies to fleece peasants e.g. 'tax hikes to help the poor'. Many are also hiding in various grassroots groups. One good example is the vermin at Eunos who are recently exposed as baboons busily awarding contracts to each another.
Mouthpiece - State Propaganda Organ that pretends to be a media company, infested with ex-Gestapo staff that regularly churn out regime friendly news. Team of poison pen writers are experts in SEA region for demonizing dissenters and enemies. Common tactic is to label state pariahs as bapoks, marxists, leftists, radicals, loonies or worse, commies.
Gestapo - Helmed by another vicious short rascal who has common law relation to present Paramount Ruler. Bunch of secret operatives who are experts at digging dirt on peasants designated as state enemies. Known to provide tax misdemeanors, embarassing videos and purportedly seditious/libel friendly statements of overly vocal dissenters. Retired operatives are often parachuted to mouthpiece related group of companies. Was embarrassed by Limping Mat who managed to limp his way to safety. Gestapo Head was able to escape punishment after a few fall guys took the rap, after all, blood is thicker than water.
Poodles - Are strange bunch of law enforcement pricks who never seem to appear on time when peasants need them but are doubly quick to appear to arrest state dissenters. Poodles generally proved their inept when they failed to locate Limping Mat during the Great Toilet Break. Poodles have strange practice of ignoring petty cases that contribute to low crime rate in SEA. It appears they do better harassing state dissenters than go after criminals and loan sharks.
Kangaroo Court - gained international renown for commercial law but the same accolades are not given for the 'other' segments. Regularly enforcing selective punitive laws on peasants and lax towards regime, rich foreigners and local moneybags. They usually degenerate into courts that produce show trials if state dissenters/enemies are involved and ruinous fines are summarily handed to state enemies whenever possible.
Young Autocrat - Only claim to fame was the dynastic succession that made him famous. He was eldest heir apparent and scored military promotions that will make Napoleon, Patton, Rommel and Zhulov green with envy. Young Autocrat claimed he has affinity with politics and Old Autocrat boasted that minions elect him first among equal. He toiled for 13 years under the tutelage of ex-Regent Wooden before ascending as Paramount Ruler. Self styled Mathematical Genius with approval from Cambridge, his most amazing contribution to Taxation Theory was the 'Tax The Poor Theorem'. Not known to be friendly but had master the Plastic Smile to hoodwink peasants during Annual State of Ruler Speech in August.
Traitor - The best example is PrataMan. He was trained by the Jap Kempeitai during WWII. The Brits gave him a hard time when they returned but he found favour with Old Autocrat who used him to crush dissenters and state enemies. Verified ancient chink idiom that it is better to have good ending than good birth.
Minions - Extremely trusted bland cronies and lackeys (see below) who are well paid and are rewarded with state executive powers to enact policies to ensure longevity of Imperial Family.
Cronies - Generally referring to peasants' representatives who took part in the procedural representation scam. Many are in the business of parliament but enjoyed walk over electoral victories. They rubber stamp the regime's decrees and pretend to assist peasants during 'Meet Peasants Sessions' where army of ghost writers churn useless appeal letters. Some had the gall to deny their numerous directorship stints are above board. Many believed high stipends are necessary to prevent them from taking kickbacks. Many cronies are dismissive of local peasants, labeling them as 'lesser peasants', inferior stock, full of expectation gaps, not hungry, not enterprising and ungrateful. Many of them openly supported the unique GRC scam where peasants get 4-5 cronies if they vote for a minion.
Lackeys - Formerly overly educated or expert curry selling peasants who became part of the regime's establishment. They are usually found in quasi regime organizations. They merely churn out silly policies to fleece peasants e.g. 'tax hikes to help the poor'. Many are also hiding in various grassroots groups. One good example is the vermin at Eunos who are recently exposed as baboons busily awarding contracts to each another.
Mouthpiece - State Propaganda Organ that pretends to be a media company, infested with ex-Gestapo staff that regularly churn out regime friendly news. Team of poison pen writers are experts in SEA region for demonizing dissenters and enemies. Common tactic is to label state pariahs as bapoks, marxists, leftists, radicals, loonies or worse, commies.
Gestapo - Helmed by another vicious short rascal who has common law relation to present Paramount Ruler. Bunch of secret operatives who are experts at digging dirt on peasants designated as state enemies. Known to provide tax misdemeanors, embarassing videos and purportedly seditious/libel friendly statements of overly vocal dissenters. Retired operatives are often parachuted to mouthpiece related group of companies. Was embarrassed by Limping Mat who managed to limp his way to safety. Gestapo Head was able to escape punishment after a few fall guys took the rap, after all, blood is thicker than water.
Poodles - Are strange bunch of law enforcement pricks who never seem to appear on time when peasants need them but are doubly quick to appear to arrest state dissenters. Poodles generally proved their inept when they failed to locate Limping Mat during the Great Toilet Break. Poodles have strange practice of ignoring petty cases that contribute to low crime rate in SEA. It appears they do better harassing state dissenters than go after criminals and loan sharks.
Kangaroo Court - gained international renown for commercial law but the same accolades are not given for the 'other' segments. Regularly enforcing selective punitive laws on peasants and lax towards regime, rich foreigners and local moneybags. They usually degenerate into courts that produce show trials if state dissenters/enemies are involved and ruinous fines are summarily handed to state enemies whenever possible.
