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UpYoz_olo

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Hi all budding writers (154th typists plse excuse urselfs),

I'm dabbling with short satires; some short works resultant of brief moments of inspirations. Now, where can I find a place (over the internet, preferably) to submit them for competition or professional review?

Over to you.
 

besotted

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Hi all budding writers (154th typists plse excuse urselfs),

I'm dabbling with short satires; some short works resultant of brief moments of inspirations. Now, where can I find a place (over the internet, preferably) to submit them for competition or professional review?

Over to you.


Sorry to wake you up from your delusion

Please don't quit your day job. Your English is terrible. No way you can succeed as a writer in the next five years. Maybe after a long period of learning there is a small chance.

"resultant of"?
"inspirations"?

But at least it is still better than my PRC waitress's English
 
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UpYoz_olo

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Sorry to wake you up from your delusion

Please don't quit your day job. Your English is terrible. No way you can succeed as a writer in the next five years. Maybe after a long period of learning there is a small chance.

"resultant of"?
"inspirations"?

But at least it is still better than my PRC waitress's English

K your mama LCB lah. Even the great Ernest Hemminway did not published his first drafts. So what's your fucking problem? Real gold's unafraid of the cauldron's fire you twit! Now, buzz off.

:oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo:
 

besotted

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K your mama LCB lah. Even the great Ernest Hemminway did not published his first drafts. So what's your fucking problem? Real gold's unafraid of the cauldron's fire you twit! Now, buzz off.

:oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo:

I didn't write you off. I said you needed five years to brush up.

But you choose to insult my mother.

Just like so many losers here. Uncivilised and uncultured.

Damn glad the government is importing 500,000 PRCs to upgrade our stock of human capital
 
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