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An Indian and a Chinese entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Chinese stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Chinese said to the Indian: "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that."Indian replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you what real stealing is all about.

"So they went to the counter and the Indian said to the Shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The Shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The Indian said:"Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Indian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?" The Indian replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of the same chocolate.

So guys, learn from this!! .....

The MORAL OF THE STORY is ….

"U Just CAN'T Beat An Indian .… THEY ARE THE BEST!!!
 
it should be the other way round ...

Ah nehs are the worst species on Earth
 
Shopkeeper must be mat. Damn blur one ah mat.

That is why gone out of business already.

Kena taken over by other races already.
 
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Singapore Airlines.... an intelligent response!!

Mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,
'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes ?'

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the pretty flight attendant.
So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant,
'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?'


The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me that ?'
The little boy admitted that she did.

Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time.

'Now, let your mother explain that to you !'
 
ha.................ha....................ha.......................yaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn.................
 
Lesson learnt, ah neh magician is superb:D:p , dun play play with them.
 
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