The dinner table conversation we did not hear:
Xiuqi: Daddy, what the fuck is in this bowl of soup. Look damn gross to me. I see also I want to throw up.
Lipeng: Wah lau, this chicken rice is damn good. The chicken meat is so tender, the rice is so tasty, and both items white like me. heehee
Hongyi: Kanena Papa, now I know why u make me seat between you and mummy. Her armpits damn stinky. Thanks alot.
Haoyi: Wah Sis, you go no teht teht, want to wear this low cut black dress somemore. I don't even see one longkang in between.
Gay Loong: Ok mother, don't be so mad at me lah. this makan is just bedek bedek one. Later I bring u to Island country club for nice makan, ok.
Whore Jinx: These bloody red chopsticks still so greasy, got wash or not. And why is that malay chap in the songko giving me the dirty look. Fucking peasants.