A new religion emerges?

[winnipegjets]

According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

 

[chootchiew]

According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

new religion - Lee Ah Gong as oppose to Fa Lun Gong !

 

[Leongsam]

According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

Conyuism of course.

 

[JohnTan]

I am a priest of Ah Gong's! Grassroots leaders are like cell group leaders. As someone senior in the people's association, I should be appointed as a youth pastor or equivalent in Ah Gong's new religion.

 

[laksaboy]

Our heavenly Father LKY, please give us lucky numbers. Amen.

 

[chootchiew]

new religion - Lee Ah Gong as oppose to Fa Lun Gong !

another suggested new religion to oppose Fa Lun Gong is Fart Lee Gong :p

 

[god_zeus]

[video=youtube;KjGMmjZDZFc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjGMmjZDZFc[/video]

 

[xpo2015]

Would LKY rise up on the third day?

Ah Long really cannot lah!!! Hahahhaa!

 

[LordElrond]

Would LKY rise up on the third day?

Ah Long really cannot lah!!! Hahahhaa!

I have a colleague who is hoping LKY will rise this Friday.

 

[winnipegjets]

I am a priest of Ah Gong's! Grassroots leaders are like cell group leaders. As someone senior in the people's association, I should be appointed as a youth pastor or equivalent in Ah Gong's new religion.

You will have to speak to Kong Hee and wife ...they will be the head of the temple/church of Conyewism.

 

[tonychat]

According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

Like i said, they can build a fucking temple of LKY...

pray there and orgy there.

 

[adultstem]

I am a priest of Ah Gong's! Grassroots leaders are like cell group leaders. As someone senior in the people's association, I should be appointed as a youth pastor or equivalent in Ah Gong's new religion.

Have to call you "Father John Tan"?

 

[adultstem]

I have a colleague who is hoping LKY will rise this Friday.

Hoping to see a miracle. Where is Father John?

 

[groinroot]

Did not LKY stress that he will from his grave if something goes wrong in Singapore? You can interpret this as LKY hinting he has supranormal powers to watch over us. He ensured that we will have plenty of water, Marina Barrage, reservoirs, newwater etc. (Major religions have associated water with divinity.) Aren't these indicators of a prophet who wants his flock/followers to lead a happy life?

 

[xpo2015]

Only Jesus can perform resurrection feat.

 

[laksaboy]

LKY is dead as a dodo. He is not going to solve the problems we face on a daily basis.

In fact, many of the current problems were LKY's handiwork.

His state funeral is over, so stop riding his dick and move on.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

So the prophecy of the unholy trinity of the father son and holy Goh is true! Amen.