Serious 21 runners dead as extreme weather hits China ultramarathon

[jw5]

When I run, I usually like to tailgate the slowpokes for a while. If it's a girl who smells nice all the better.

Then after a while, I would overtake him/her then fart in his/her face as I sped off.

Be careful that the fart does not become a shit.

 

[glockman]

When I run, I usually like to tailgate the slowpokes for a while. If it's a girl who smells nice all the better.

Then after a while, I would overtake him/her then fart in his/her face as I sped off.

Yes, thanks for bringing this up. Most girls do smell nice. When they run past me, I will inhale deeply. As if the well being of my lungs and my soul's salvation depended on it.

Well a young guy like you can still run. Good on you. But don't be so bad lah. If you hadn't farted in those girls faces, you could've lucked out and experienced some romance (ie, raw hard sex, bbbj, etc) in the bushes. Or behind a huge tree.

 

[zhihau]

Or behind a huge tree.

Tantric sex is the bestest!

 

[glockman]

Tantric sex is the bestest!

Friend, I typed so much and your only takeaway is "behind a huge tree"? Wapiang eh! But yeah, he could've had plenty of tantric sex if he hadn't farted so often! And enjoyed tantric sex........behind a huge tree

 

[blackmondy]

- Organized by someone with no experience in organizing marathons.
- Organizer is actually just a fucking stationary shop owner that bribed some authorities to run the event in return for kickbacks.
- Despite knowing bad weather ahead, organizer did not call off race.
- Race involved a 8km uphill climb a 1000m mountain.
- No safety party stationed along designated route.
- No extra clothing provided for this event (previous races have this).
- No pre-race medical check-up. Not that it helped anyway here.
- An event of this proportion needs at least 500 people to manage. Only 22 part-timers were hired here.