This song 'O Cheaper O Better O Faster, Lalalala' is actually a song for the prostitutes!!!
Really!!!
MY friends told me that in Geylang legal brothels, the prostitutes are cheaper, better and faster.
Cheaper is because the legal brothels in Geylang charged each customer SGD$50 for 1 shot including room.
If you find those illegal hookers, they charged you $60 to $80 excluding room charges.
So they are confirmed CHEAPER!!!
Better is because every prostitutes in the legal brothels in Geylang, all of them goes for STD medical checkup every month to ensure that they are safe to work again the following month, so it's better than the illegal hookers that never goes for any STD medical checkup at all.
So they are definitely BETTER!!!
Faster is that every legal prostitutes are trained by their Pimps that they must quickly make their customer come out their 1 shot in the fastest possible time. Because they are accepted another new customer and no time is wasted. As more customers they can get the more the money they can earned and their Pimps also can get more money too.
So they must always do it FASTER!!!
So Cheaper Better Faster is actually a song composed for the prostitutes operating in the legal brothels in Geylang. NTUC actually wanted to present this song to them one, but Lim Swee Say stepped in and said that he loved the song very much, so no choice NTUC gave it to him.
Really!!!
MY friends told me that in Geylang legal brothels, the prostitutes are cheaper, better and faster.
Cheaper is because the legal brothels in Geylang charged each customer SGD$50 for 1 shot including room.
If you find those illegal hookers, they charged you $60 to $80 excluding room charges.
So they are confirmed CHEAPER!!!
Better is because every prostitutes in the legal brothels in Geylang, all of them goes for STD medical checkup every month to ensure that they are safe to work again the following month, so it's better than the illegal hookers that never goes for any STD medical checkup at all.
So they are definitely BETTER!!!
Faster is that every legal prostitutes are trained by their Pimps that they must quickly make their customer come out their 1 shot in the fastest possible time. Because they are accepted another new customer and no time is wasted. As more customers they can get the more the money they can earned and their Pimps also can get more money too.
So they must always do it FASTER!!!
So Cheaper Better Faster is actually a song composed for the prostitutes operating in the legal brothels in Geylang. NTUC actually wanted to present this song to them one, but Lim Swee Say stepped in and said that he loved the song very much, so no choice NTUC gave it to him.
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