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Earl McCartney : No way I as a British Lord would kneel down before a foreign Emperor. Emperor Qianlong : OK, then set sail and go home. Earl McCartney : Huh? How about concession for our tradition, your majesty, we do one-knee kneel even to our own monarch. Emperor Qianlong : Mmm...OK. Kneel...

What Sylvia said is correct and true to the spirit of parlimentary democracy in WP manifesto. To put it bluntly, if you can't garner enough support to get into parliament, shut the fuck up and prepare for the next round if you're still interested. Otherwise, go onto Hong Lim Park or other...

Lender : I stated the terms, conditions and interests clearly and he agreed to it freely. Borrower : But the interests are higher than banks and credit cards. Judge : Why did you agree then if you think it's too expensive or unreasonable? Borrower : I have no other choice, the banks wouldn't...

This is very funny. Reminds me of good old days. If this Chinese Beng wants to change to gang and join my gang, I'll give him testimonial at least apprentice to Tiger Gen.

Who the hell wants Swiss standard of living or eating, please migrate to Switzerland. In Singapore, it's chicken rice, duck rice, char kway teow, kway chap, bak chor mee etc. The problem is not Swiss standard of living or eating. The problem is trying to raise prices for food that are...

Yeah, recalibrating and rezeroing my crosshair aim. Getting old and eyesight failing. There's one idiot who's still hoping for somebody to chop up somebody else for him to catch. Otherwise, he's very bored and plays piano. Wah lan eh! All the way since we were 18 years years old. I really...

You're still stronger than me. I do it once a week also feel pengsan. :(

Ram : Sounds interesting, come over to the coffeeshop downstairs of my home and let's discuss over it. Telemarketer : Sorry dah dey, I'm in Mumbai dah dey. Ram : Nevermind dah dey, if you come Singapore, I hire you fix my toilet. Telemarkerer : Thank you sir, but my visa not approved, income...

I'm holy. The girl is holey. GD is horny. :D

Police cars use QX only, whether marked or unmarked cars. The numbers (up to 4 digits) can be recycled. Even officer service numbers can be recycled. I know who I took over my service number from, but I don't know who took over from me.

I've sent him back to Hellgang. He's not even a match for me school dropout and NS refugee taking cover under PA and SPF when reasoning out economics.

Trust me, they won't call again when I ask for their name, IC number and CEO name. They'll say sorry, nevermind and click off faster than you. Telemarketing is not a problem for me. Counter teller banking is. Everytime asking me to buy insurance or unit trust. One day I may reach breaking point.

Holiday season AV, police and traffic always on rounds, because on holiday, good guy is supposed to be holy. ;) :D

Don't talk cock. You can easily answer by saying no, I'm not qualified, no income, no job and click off. Then, if you're really qualified and interested, it's your problem and decision to apply, borrow and repay responsibly.

If all you say is true, then USA must be overlord in ROC as on China and Taiwan. Then, pray tell, how did ROC lose China to PRC? As I've said earlier, China as in ROC had no aircraft manufacturing and pilot training capacity. To fight Japanese warplanes off Chinese skies, they needed US...

Last night, I gave them a corkscrew and still they couldn't figure out how to use it screw the cork off a bottle of wine. Give them free, still must teach them how to use it to open the bottle for them. You put them in an airplane cockpit, my goodness, they'll probably have to ask the flight...

Yes in WW2, unlike Japan who already knew how to manufacture their fighter and bomber aircraft, China couldn't and had to rely on US supply and training. And for political and strategic expediency, US wouldn't supply China with too many aircraft too to keep China at bay since they also knew...

That me and childhood buddies heard of but never tried, famous stuff like bak kut teh, fish head curry and mutton soup around New World Area were out of our childhood budget. But wanton mee, we still could afford. The best was actually about two streets away passed New World and Kitchener...

Actually, for that toast of cheers, I really went all the way. I told them to keep the corkscrew and practise themselves when they strike 4D again. :) Not expensive stuff, just costing a few dollars at NTUC or Cold Storage etc. And yes, that's the stuff I'm using. The lever can also function as...

Bruce Lee was born in San Francisco and US citizen. That didn't make him any less Chinese, though technically by maternal bloodline he was 1/8th German Eurasian. I was born in Singapore and am Singapore citizen. That doesn't make me any less Chinese. If you're Chinese, want to be identified as...