Gamblers Beware

[Ramseth]

Apparently someone misplaced my leave application form.

Just need to check - smoking, drinking and gambling permitted on board?

Finally, violent objection to Capt GMS's nomination. He is needed for GE to thrash MBT. Can you kindly nominate another? Thank you.

Cpt. Goh and WO2 Equalisation are essential to the mission. They saw UFOs and aliens before. Anyway, you don't need to be too bothered about Cpt. Goh. You're WO1 in charge of casino discipline and Equalisation is WO2 assisting you with racing discipline, while both of you rule the KTV VIP barracks or cabins.

 

[Forvendet]

How come I'm not on the crew? :(

 

[KNNBCCB]

How come I'm not on the crew? :(

maybe they thought you got no hair ?

 

[Forvendet]

maybe they thought you got no hair ?

I have no balding or hairline receding problem, but I'm used to trimming it short every month. That Ramseth must be crazy to keep a ponytail. Ponytails are for girls. My wife keeps a ponytail.

 

[KNNBCCB]

I have no balding or hairline receding problem, but I'm used to trimming it short every month. That Ramseth must be crazy to keep a ponytail. Ponytails are for girls. My wife keeps a ponytail.

Ponytail male species very rare in sinkiland.
Tat day saw one guy with ponytail.
Was it Ram ? Next time must shout Ram !

 

[Ramseth]

Ponytail male species very rare in sinkiland.
Tat day saw one guy with ponytail.
Was it Ram ? Next time must shout Ram !

Where? Handsome one may be me. Ugly one surely not me.

 

[KNNBCCB]

Where? Handsome one may be me. Ugly one surely not me.

You handsome ???
Like tat is not you . He work in construction site... haa

 

[Ramseth]

You handsome ???
Like tat is not you . He work in construction site... haa

At construction site, surely not me. I stroll along roadside measuring distance only.

 

[Ramseth]

How come I'm not on the crew? :(

You can apply to enlist as pte.

 

[Forvendet]

Major Kukubird, help! That bloody Ramseth wants me to be pte. only. :(

 

[kukubird58]

Major Kukubird, help! That bloody Ramseth wants me to be pte. only. :(

hahaha...who dare to bully ah Forv ah???
Don't worry, u shall be my personal assistant...holding the rank of MWO.

 

[Forvendet]

hahaha...who dare to bully ah Forv ah???
Don't worry, u shall be my personal assistant...holding the rank of MWO.

What's an MWO?

 

[kukubird58]

What's an MWO?

master warrant officer rank above 1WO.

 

[Forvendet]

master warrant officer rank above 1WO.

OK. I'll be Master Warrant Officer.

But can sack Cpt. GMS or not? He's a madman.

 

[GoldenDragon]

OK. I'll be Master Warrant Officer.

But can sack Cpt. GMS or not? He's a madman.

We will tekan the Captain and make him perform area cleaning and other misc duties. He will be around to entertain us and I am sure Ah Ram factored that in. We will also interrogate him, Mossad-style, and ascertain his real motivation going into opposition politics.

 

[TracyTan866]

wahhh...what happened to this thread? It started as Gamblers Bewrae and now it has morph to Aliens...I wonder what will it be next?

 

[TracyTan866]

Back to gambling...I was on a holiday to NZ...went to Christchurch and Queenstown...there are casinos and visitors to the casinos...but they dont benhave and gambling like gamblers at Genting..who are addicts.

The ang mohs seem to take the casinos as recreation and were leisurely abt
the betting .

 

[TracyTan866]

The TOTE Board seem to have benefitted from the woes of gamblers at the IR casinos.

Is the pap govt happy that it collected $140m of casino levies for 2010? If it's it's sad for Singapore

 

[KNNBCCB]

The Return of Tracy's Abalone is back !

 

[TracyTan866]

BTW, it used to be that the pap govt forbade civil servants to gamble and womanise. those were Civil Service ethos and guidelines and the civil servants of the past, if they gambled or womanised. did so discreetly.

But nowadays, I met top civil servants openly gambling at casinos without fear nor shame. Is this the new SG civil service? can gamble and womanise openly?