I've changed my mind about buying a Ferrari. I'll be spending the money on high class hookers instead.
I figured that paying $400,000 for a Ferrari will give me a few orgasms in the first month or so while I marvel at the power, the sleek lines, the carbon fibre panels and the throaty roar of the engine. However after 6 months it will all be passé and the thrill of ownership will be replaced with the burden of upkeep.
However a $400,000 budget for great sex will buy at least 400 orgasms at $1000 per pop. Barring the early onset of a heart attack, stroke, impotence or death that'll keep me happy and content for the next 5 to 10 years at least.
If I'm still going strong after that I'll simply plonk down another couple of hundred thousand to perpetuate the ecstasy till I can perform no longer.
Fucking hookers requires no maintenance costs save a six monthly STD test. It is relatively risk free, fun and full of variety. I should have thought of it sooner.
I am also open to applications to be my FB but the arrangement will be limited to a month or so max in order to prevent the contract from turning into something else.
Ladies please PM me your details if you're interested. Claire you're most welcome to apply too. I'm still waiting for a chance to interact with those chichis.