Breaking News: Keling spacecraft engine burn failure!!

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Indian Mars mission hit by snag

By Paul Rincon
Science editor, BBC News website

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24900271

 

[AhMeng]

Stupid Ah Nehs...dumbfuck race of Planet Earth.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Keling rocket. Seriously speaking would you dare to ride in it?


Would you fly air india if you had a choice?

 

[blackmondy]

Must be the ah-neh smell. Even machines cannot than their smell and gave up the ghost.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Must be the ah-neh smell. Even machines cannot than their smell and gave up the ghost.

Oh my fucking god. Only a shit skin can tolerate another skin's smell.

 

[Brubeck]

This is keling ah siao (ah neh mathematics):

One grape for you, one grape for me.
One grape for you, two grapes for me.
One grape for you, three grapes for me .......

You think this is rocket science ?

 

[chonburifc]

This is keling ah siao (ah neh mathematics):

One grape for you, one grape for me.
One grape for you, two grapes for me.
One grape for you, three grapes for me .......

You think this is rocket science ?

hehehe. Keling Siao should be :

1+1 = 11

and

11-1 = 1

or 1 keling work, 10 keling watch.

 

[syed putra]

Somebody must tell them not to use cow dung to power them rockets. Its should only be used to heat the stove.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

hehehe. Keling Siao should be :

1+1 = 11

and

11-1 = 1

or 1 keling work, 10 keling watch.

Honestly this 1 keling work 10 watch thing is very very easy to see everyday especially in sinkieland. They have construction works all over the place and all the low ranking workers are the kelings and the immediate supervisors also kelings and you will see like a large group of them like 10 of them watching while one lowly keling is digging away. really funny.

 

[chonburifc]

Honestly this 1 keling work 10 watch thing is very very easy to see everyday especially in sinkieland. They have construction works all over the place and all the low ranking workers are the kelings and the immediate supervisors also kelings and you will see like a large group of them like 10 of them watching while one lowly keling is digging away. really funny.

that's why the old famous quote "kelingkia xiao" aka keling accounts. Count and count, check and check, still kelingkia xiao.

 

[hokkien]

Honesty what are ah nehs good at?

 

[Brubeck]

Honesty what are ah nehs good at?

They are good at digging their backsides and smell

 

[steffychun]

poverty rich India or rapist-filled India sure cock up space mission one.

 

[General]

Anythings better than Babi lands counterfeit cheap goods in the masses

 

[steffychun]

Honesty what are ah nehs good at?

One big word: Rape

 

[General]

One big word: Rape

You got raped by them before?

 

[AhMeng]

if they had used Vegetable oil to propel the rocket, it would have been ok.

 

[General]

if they had used Vegetable oil to propel the rocket, it would have been ok.

Probably it was manufactured in babi land

 

[tyudm]

Must be the ah-neh smell. Even machines cannot than their smell and gave up the ghost.

More peculiar they stunk the same all over the world regardless of sex. Maybe its the same boot-legged cologne/perfume they used to identify themselves.

 

[General]

More peculiar they stunk the same all over the world regardless of sex. Maybe its the same boot-legged cologne/perfume they used to identify themselves.

Or perhaps the babis were shitting all over the trains with their slanted eye trying hard to find for a washroom.