Man of Steel - Remarkable Major Improvement

[Dark Knight]

The new Man of Steel has made a remarkable major improvement.

Can you guess what is it?

 

[fanta]

That is a reboot, right?

 

[halsey02]

The new Man of Steel has made a remarkable major improvement.

Can you guess what is it?

Not affected by Kryptonite? He is GAY? that is why his good friend is JIMMY OLSEN!!

 

[Dark Knight]

Still nobody guess it right?

OK. Give you a clue lar.
Have you notice the changes in color?

 

[shctaw]

Underwear change from red to blue.

 

[PWNED]

Superman still super at age 75

US superhero marks 75 years as global cultural icon.

Last Modified: 06 Jun 2013 19:01

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Superman is celebrating 75 years of fighting for "truth, justice and the American way".

The Man of Steel has shown his mettle to stand the test of time and be celebrated as an international superhero.

His legend has soared as he has been depicted in comics, books, television shows, movies and toys.

 

[Dark Knight]

This time round the Man of Steel will be putting on his underwear inside?
Or is he still wearing it outside?

 

[halsey02]

This time round the Man of Steel will be putting on his underwear inside?
Or is he still wearing it outside?

I am watching the trailer, looks like, the underwear is missing...superman is not wearing any..so that, he can bonk Lois Lane on the fly...

 

[Dark Knight]

I am watching the trailer, looks like, the underwear is missing...superman is not wearing any..so that, he can bonk Lois Lane on the fly...

Seems like Man of Steel got his newly improvised suit from the "X-men lady Mystique".

 

[halsey02]

Seems like Man of Steel got his newly improvised suit from the "X-men lady Mystique".

I don't know any of you guys, but I still prefer Superman as he was, when he was, years back when the comics started.

 

[laksaboy]

Nobody can beat Indian Superman and Spiderwoman.

[video=youtube;yY-3hlxn2oU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-3hlxn2oU[/video]

 

[shctaw]

大牛比较懒

Read opposite and you get hokkien language. Like Magic.

 

[eatshitndie]

I am watching the trailer, looks like, the underwear is missing...superman is not wearing any..so that, he can bonk Lois Lane on the fly...

extremely dangerous for superman to bonk lois. will give you top 10 reasons later.

 

[Devil Within]

Nobody can beat Indian Superman and Spiderwoman.

[video=youtube;yY-3hlxn2oU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-3hlxn2oU[/video]

LOL!!!!....This is so damn funny!!!!

 

[THE_CHANSTER]

Nobody can beat Indian Superman and Spiderwoman.

DC and Marvel Comics should sue the asses off this cheap Bollywood imitation. The Ah Nehs are only 2nd to the PRCs when it comes to the ripping off the intellectual property rights of others.

If they're doing a parody, wouldn't Wonder Woman have been a more suitable choice instead of Spider-(Wo)Man?

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

extremely dangerous for superman to bonk lois. will give you top 10 reasons later.

Why? Precum alone will dissolve her cheebye?

 

[eatshitndie]

Why? Precum alone will dissolve her cheebye?

that's 1 reason. here are the remaining top 9:

9. superman's mild erection can punch a hole in concrete before lois can say "hello".
8. superman can get sexcited and start freezing lois by accidentally breathing and exhaling hard.
7. superman can get fixated on lois with his eyes and start burning her up.
6. superman can crush lois by simply hugging her.
5. superman will turn lois into an airport by groping her boobs.
4. superman's hard on is his 3rd secret weapon after his ice breath and fire stare. it's meant to kill, and not for sex.
3. one shot of his cum can destroy entire planets.
2. one superman sperm can take out a deep underground bunker.

and the number 1 reason why superman should not have sex with lois.....

1. we hate to see lois becumming a hamburger patty. it spoils the trip to mcdonald's. :o

 

[halsey02]

that's 1 reason. here are the remaining top 9:

9. superman's mild erection can punch a hole in concrete before lois can say "hello".
8. superman can get sexcited and start freezing lois by accidentally breathing and exhaling hard.
7. superman can get fixated on lois with his eyes and start burning her up.
6. superman can crush lois by simply hugging her.
5. superman will turn lois into an airport by groping her boobs.
4. superman's hard on is his 3rd secret weapon after his ice breath and fire stare. it's meant to kill, and not for sex.
3. one shot of his cum can destroy entire planets.
2. one superman sperm can take out a deep underground bunker.

and the number 1 reason why superman should not have sex with lois.....

1. we hate to see lois becumming a hamburger patty. it spoils the trip to mcdonald's. :o

But Lois will have a super orgasm that will take out an entire planet system....how about that!!

 

[KNNBCCB]

Nobody can beat Indian Superman and Spiderwoman.

that's Soothu man..

 

[laksaboy]

extremely dangerous for superman to bonk lois. will give you top 10 reasons later.

Lois has kryptonite inside her CB.