Paraprosdokians

[erection2015]

lol ya lor ...who else?

Really? Jah the nigga?

 

[looneytan]

I waiting for my partner knnbccb then we can do indian duet......where is the guy these days?

moving house from jalan lempeng to faber drive

 

[erection2015]

ya...and using his bloody kapkia to shift house.

moving house from jalan lempeng to faber drive

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

simi lan jiao ... :oIo:

So uncouth! SBF is a much better place without monikers like you! Now, FUCK OFF! :oIo:

 

[KNNBCCB]

Hey you recently trimmed your mustache looks like its thinner and neater now?

fake one la....he bought it from jah

lol ... muthukari gave his to me lah... cool rite..

 

[KNNBCCB]

moving house from jalan lempeng to faber drive

eh botak ... how r u ?

 

[KNNBCCB]

ya...and using his bloody kapkia to shift house.

wendy chan helped me with her van ... her van pink in color..

 

[KNNBCCB]

So uncouth! SBF is a much better place without monikers like you! Now, FUCK OFF! :oIo:

eh lanjiao lang ... go fcuk erection cat :oIo:

 

[Froggy]

moving house from jalan lempeng to faber drive

Nice area, used to live there for 5 years. Love that Maxican restaurant Margarita's abit too pricey though.

 

[yinyang]

Nice area, used to live there for 5 years. Love that Maxican restaurant Margarita's abit too pricey though.

Was staying across in west coast area (before Ayer Rajah became AYE), ages ago. Just went across after some squash game, to this small family owned coffee house (forgotten name) for makan and beers. Was there on last ops day, and makan/beers were on the house.

 

[erection2015]

ya i know...its your fav colour

wendy chan helped me with her van ... her van pink in color..

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

eh lanjiao lang ... go fcuk erection cat :oIo:

Oi! Gong Chee Bye, you need to learn to use Multi-Quote function. :oIo:

 

[jw5]

Is this a paraprosdokian?

Leongsam is smarter than he looks, but poorer than he sounds. :o

 

[erection2015]

its not only a paraprosdokian but also a hard truth

Is this a paraprosdokian?

Leongsam is smarter than he looks, but poorer than he sounds. :o

 

[looneytan]

Nice area, used to live there for 5 years. Love that Maxican restaurant Margarita's abit too pricey though.

yeah! still around

 

[Froggy]

yeah! still around

Owner is a really nice chap. Food is pretty authentic I must admit, just don't ask about the cook if not you'll feel a little funny about the food. Kitchen manner by South Asians la, kekekeke.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Owner is a really nice chap. Food is pretty authentic I must admit, just don't ask about the cook if not you'll feel a little funny about the food. Kitchen manner by South Asians la, kekekeke.

You mean they deal with food bare handed after washing their asses with left hands?

 

[yinyang]

Below ambiguities also qualify?:p

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

5. I WENT TO A BOOK STORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?"
SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?

15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?


21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE AN 'S' IN IT?

29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

34. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?

 

[erection2015]

great stuff bro...liked them. Upzzed you 547839102967 points liao.

Below ambiguities also qualify?:p

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[yinyang]

Does this qualify? Meant to hit you here, but gotta bump my blue pill thread (truth be told) :p

http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?...aughter-s-best-medicine&p=1574478#post1574478