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A Loophole

TracyTan866

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A friend works near MBS.

He drives to work and the company car park costs him $500 monthly. He has found a loophole.

He joins MBS as a member and pays $2000 per year. He gets free car parking at MBS and takes a short walk to his office daily. He saves $333 per month and gets free entry into MBS and enjoys their promotions.

Hopefully he doesnt get lured into the casino and gets addicted to gambling
 
from the surface , he is smart.

but he is stupid, now instead of giving his company, which can be used to invest, maintenance of the office, improve the company, now he is giving it to PAP, which benefit no one in singapore except the pap dogs.

if everyone in his company do that, maybe his company gone bust and he losts his jobs, just to save 333 per month?
 
"A Car as Collateral"
A Russian businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank manager approves the loan. A year later, the Russian comes back. He repays the loan and the 10% interest and is ready to collect his car. Finally, the puzzled bank manager dares to ask him: "Excuse me, sir, could you tell me: did you really need that $100 so badly? In order to get the money, you left your luxury car with us for a whole year!" The Russian replied, "That's simple – just think outside the box: where else in Geneva can I find such a great parking place for just $10 a year?"​
 
from the surface , he is smart.

but he is stupid, now instead of giving his company, which can be used to invest, maintenance of the office, improve the company, now he is giving it to PAP, which benefit no one in singapore except the pap dogs.

if everyone in his company do that, maybe his company gone bust and he losts his jobs, just to save 333 per month?

if everyone in his company do that, i think his company will lower car park charges
 
"A Car as Collateral"
A Russian businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank manager approves the loan. A year later, the Russian comes back. He repays the loan and the 10% interest and is ready to collect his car. Finally, the puzzled bank manager dares to ask him: "Excuse me, sir, could you tell me: did you really need that $100 so badly? In order to get the money, you left your luxury car with us for a whole year!" The Russian replied, "That's simple – just think outside the box: where else in Geneva can I find such a great parking place for just $10 a year?"​

Good one..Thanks:)
 
from the surface , he is smart.

but he is stupid, now instead of giving his company, which can be used to invest, maintenance of the office, improve the company, now he is giving it to PAP, which benefit no one in singapore except the pap dogs.

if everyone in his company do that, maybe his company gone bust and he losts his jobs, just to save 333 per month?

I do think he is smart. My only fear is that he will get addicted to MBS and gambling
 
Near MBS season parking only $500 per month? Which building? I think his company already subsidized....I would think it costs more than that.
Anyway smart move.
 
A friend works near MBS.

He drives to work and the company car park costs him $500 monthly. He has found a loophole.

He joins MBS as a member and pays $2000 per year. He gets free car parking at MBS and takes a short walk to his office daily. He saves $333 per month and gets free entry into MBS and enjoys their promotions.

Hopefully he doesnt get lured into the casino and gets addicted to gambling

Stupid sinkie.work in a company should get free parking and he still have to pay for it. That is why it is so much better to stay away from sinkieland.
 
He drives to work and the company car park costs him $500 monthly. He has found a loophole.

He joins MBS as a member and pays $2000 per year. He gets free car parking at MBS

Its not "free parking". You've paid for it. A lot of people also know this type of lobang
 
Free parking only for diamond and PAIZA premimun member only.PAIZA better they take your IU number.
rest they deduct point as well.no go in casino where got point.
This loophole is not true leh.
to be PAIZA member you need to deposit 100K cash with them.
 
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A friend works near MBS.

He drives to work and the company car park costs him $500 monthly. He has found a loophole.

He joins MBS as a member and pays $2000 per year. He gets free car parking at MBS and takes a short walk to his office daily. He saves $333 per month and gets free entry into MBS and enjoys their promotions.

Hopefully he doesnt get lured into the casino and gets addicted to gambling
What a good friend you are. Your friend trying to save some money and you pichar lobang here. :D
 
I do think he is smart. My only fear is that he will get addicted to MBS and gambling

Is your friend for or against the casino?
because of these extra amount of money to PAP, will encourage them to build more casino.
 
What a good friend you are. Your friend trying to save some money and you pichar lobang here. :D

LOL. Reminds me of this song:

[video=youtube;EE9KT_dU_R8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE9KT_dU_R8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
 
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A friend works near MBS.

He drives to work and the company car park costs him $500 monthly. He has found a loophole.

He joins MBS as a member and pays $2000 per year. He gets free car parking at MBS and takes a short walk to his office daily. He saves $333 per month and gets free entry into MBS and enjoys their promotions.

Hopefully he doesnt get lured into the casino and gets addicted to gambling

great idea tracy. but many had done that and had fallen into deep debts....
 
Which building office near MBS???
All building nearby need to walk at least 300m. If heavy rain sure wet wet ................
 
You reap what you sow.

I will never use my money to support those vice industries.

It is against my principles.
 
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