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Mudlaysian press makes fun of "ball-less" Sinkie men

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Husbands need to apply for 'outing permit'

20120504.095105_may0412_permit.jpg


The Star/Asia News Network
Friday, May 04, 2012
HUSBANDS in Singapore who fear their wives and want "time off" to meet their male friends have to fill up a form available on the Internet.

Entitled "application for outing permit", the form is addressed to "the supreme Home Minister" (wife), Sin Chew Daily reported.

The form has blanks for the men to fill in the date, time and location of the outing.

It also states that the outing is for the usual "yumcha" (tea), TT (teh tarik) or drinking with the guys.

It also gives the reason for the outing as to "keep in touch with guys and share our stories (no ogling at girls)".

The form ends with a note to the wife Ps: honey, I will take you anywhere and buy anything you want during the weekend. I love you."

An official in the republic described having to resort to filling up such a form as "extreme" and that communication between spouses need not be penned in black and white.


 
Bro, which website?

my wife told me to go and get one:(
 
I know of a maintenance supervisor in my ex company who works on shift duties...
Wife has a standing order with the company that the manager on duty has to sign a time in time out chit for the husband.
In event of any unclear details on the chit.........the wife will call up the company to verify.
Try to beat that.
 
Narong Wongwan said:
I know of a maintenance supervisor in my ex company who works on shift duties...
Wife has a standing order with the company that the manager on duty has to sign a time in time out chit for the husband.
In event of any unclear details on the chit.........the wife will call up the company to verify.
Try to beat that.
Click to expand...

I will tell the wife to fuck off. the matter is between the couple, nothing to do with the company.
 
i also noticed a lot of wimpy spore males refers their better half as CO. Wa lao eh!!!! At my home, Im the big dick. Cant believe u guys.
 
There are 2 issues here:

1, Those who don't already know that ST is a state propaganda tool should read what the Mudlaysian press writes about us. While the ST writes about their incest, robbery and rape the NST writes about our stress levels, loose morals and other outlandish quirks. Believe in state media at your own risk.

2. While this form might be an email hoax (I have seen at least 2 versions but this one is localised), there is a smidgen of truth in it.

Are sinkie guys too compliant? At work, listen to boss. In NS, listen to occifer. At home, wife calls the shots. Go outside find chicken also kenna bluff by underage girl....
 
Sinkie men,

If you're already pussy whipped during the dating/courtship phase, expect the henpecking to intensify after marriage.

Let Clint Eastwood teach you about marriage:

[video=youtube;pBSj3DUI2to]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBSj3DUI2to[/video]
 
"Im the big dick",I bet you are......do you know what that means?
 
NS is killing Sinkie men.

oli9 said:
i also noticed a lot of wimpy spore males refers their better half as CO. Wa lao eh!!!! At my home, Im the big dick. Cant believe u guys.
Click to expand...

Rogue Trader said:
There are 2 issues here:

1, Those who don't already know that ST is a state propaganda tool should read what the Mudlaysian press writes about us. While the ST writes about their incest, robbery and rape the NST writes about our stress levels, loose morals and other outlandish quirks. Believe in state media at your own risk.

2. While this form might be an email hoax (I have seen at least 2 versions but this one is localised), there is a smidgen of truth in it.

Are sinkie guys too compliant? At work, listen to boss. In NS, listen to occifer. At home, wife calls the shots. Go outside find chicken also kenna bluff by underage girl....
Click to expand...
 
I notice those who are very successful in career and biz are usually those very 'guai' at home but very 'pai' outside.

Nothing wrong, be a superior big fuck at home for fuck when only the women at home know? Only good for bullying women at home? Real man go outside and be a big fuck and return home to sayang their wives. Of course have to buy gifts for their wive if they are really have a good time outside.
 
Outrageous


If a guy has to fear his wife then he is a pussy. Never marry in sinkieland. :D

Husbands need to apply for 'outing permit'

20120504.095105_may0412_permit.jpg


The Star/Asia News Network
Friday, May 04, 2012

HUSBANDS in Singapore who fear their wives and want "time off" to meet their male friends have to fill up a form available on the Internet.

Entitled "application for outing permit", the form is addressed to "the supreme Home Minister" (wife), Sin Chew Daily reported.

The form has blanks for the men to fill in the date, time and location of the outing.

It also states that the outing is for the usual "yumcha" (tea), TT (teh tarik) or drinking with the guys.

It also gives the reason for the outing as to "keep in touch with guys and share our stories (no ogling at girls)".

The form ends with a note to the wife Ps: honey, I will take you anywhere and buy anything you want during the weekend. I love you."

An official in the republic described having to resort to filling up such a form as "extreme" and that communication between spouses need not be penned in black and white.


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Re: Outrageous

hahhahaha....for apeks who married china brides???
 
Re: Outrageous

For gawd sake get a better camera phone.

I cant read what is written.
 
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