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Peasantpore: Poodles who are usually tardy responding to peasants complaints against thugs, loan sharks, drunkards, vagrants and other low life forms, however have immediately have arrested two PRC rebellious serfs for using drama antics to remain on top of construction cranes at a construction site in Jurong to tell the world that the regime protects interests of Peasantpore merchants to fleece peasants.
The useless Ministry of Peasantpower says the two PRC serfs, peasant Zhu and Wu, were unhappy and unable to seek recourse against their employer Zhong Jiang (Peasantpore) International Pte Ltd over stipends.
Since 6.30am, the PRC serfs were seen on top of the construction cranes at a work site near No 31, Jurong Port Road in a bid to shame their employers and MOM. To inflict max damage, the PRC serfs remained on separate cranes, which are about 10 storeys high to ensure good coverage on newspaper headlines. Strangely by afternoon, the heat was noticeable, sufficient to take out most National Serfs but the stubborn serfs did not get down from the cranes and the poodles were without any solution. Finally the Poodle's Crisis Negotiation/Liar Unit was activated to get the two serfs down to safety using a combination of sweet talk and false promises without avail.
Eventually, after 2pm, SCDF officers were seen climbing up one of the cranes after getting sufficient training from rescuing cats trapped on top of trees. After a series of drama, both serfs were forced off the cranes by 3.30pm and promptly arrested by Poodles who will no doubt be eager to get their hands on the serfs for embarassing them.
It was understood the two serfs had previously approached the Ministry of Peasantpower and claimed they had outstanding salaries owed to them. However, the MOM told the serfs to go to hell or balek kampung since they did not have the necessary documents to support these claims.
MOM officers used the Indian Redtape Raj trick and asked them to return with the documents so they could investigate. The PRC serfs, lan lan, LPPL had no choice but to agree to do so.
As usual, the Poodles said for embarassing Ruler Loong and his labour lackeys, the PRC drama serfs can expect to join the SMRT Fab 4 and have free curry rice in Changi.
On the incident, the Migrant Serfs' Centre called for less outreach with migrant serfs so that they remained in the dark regarding the dirty tricks used to fleece them and deny the channels of help available to them.
Jiat Leow Bee and regime lackey, Yeo Ah Kwang, Chairlackey of Migrant Serfs' Centre (MWC) said: "Ha ha ha, you think using PRC drama king/queen antics, we will fall for it huh? I am Ruler Loong's loyal lackey and will work closely with Ministry of Peasantpower to cover up the case nicely. We will ensure all local or foreign peasants are denied a fair opportunity to air their grievances. We will always side with merchants since they pay more taxes, levies and duties. You see the Sushi merchant lied he want to pay 3000 peanuts for dishwashers, we also help him cover up the fiasco. What do you think?
In the meantime, we are confident that MOM will be able to use red tape to deny their complicity in this case and the Poodles will use Kempeitai torture to 'convince' the 2 idiot PRC serfs to wise up and plead guilty as a warning to any peasants who want to use drama to make Ruler Loong look weak."
Peasantpore: Poodles who are usually tardy responding to peasants complaints against thugs, loan sharks, drunkards, vagrants and other low life forms, however have immediately have arrested two PRC rebellious serfs for using drama antics to remain on top of construction cranes at a construction site in Jurong to tell the world that the regime protects interests of Peasantpore merchants to fleece peasants.
The useless Ministry of Peasantpower says the two PRC serfs, peasant Zhu and Wu, were unhappy and unable to seek recourse against their employer Zhong Jiang (Peasantpore) International Pte Ltd over stipends.
Since 6.30am, the PRC serfs were seen on top of the construction cranes at a work site near No 31, Jurong Port Road in a bid to shame their employers and MOM. To inflict max damage, the PRC serfs remained on separate cranes, which are about 10 storeys high to ensure good coverage on newspaper headlines. Strangely by afternoon, the heat was noticeable, sufficient to take out most National Serfs but the stubborn serfs did not get down from the cranes and the poodles were without any solution. Finally the Poodle's Crisis Negotiation/Liar Unit was activated to get the two serfs down to safety using a combination of sweet talk and false promises without avail.
Eventually, after 2pm, SCDF officers were seen climbing up one of the cranes after getting sufficient training from rescuing cats trapped on top of trees. After a series of drama, both serfs were forced off the cranes by 3.30pm and promptly arrested by Poodles who will no doubt be eager to get their hands on the serfs for embarassing them.
It was understood the two serfs had previously approached the Ministry of Peasantpower and claimed they had outstanding salaries owed to them. However, the MOM told the serfs to go to hell or balek kampung since they did not have the necessary documents to support these claims.
MOM officers used the Indian Redtape Raj trick and asked them to return with the documents so they could investigate. The PRC serfs, lan lan, LPPL had no choice but to agree to do so.
As usual, the Poodles said for embarassing Ruler Loong and his labour lackeys, the PRC drama serfs can expect to join the SMRT Fab 4 and have free curry rice in Changi.
On the incident, the Migrant Serfs' Centre called for less outreach with migrant serfs so that they remained in the dark regarding the dirty tricks used to fleece them and deny the channels of help available to them.
Jiat Leow Bee and regime lackey, Yeo Ah Kwang, Chairlackey of Migrant Serfs' Centre (MWC) said: "Ha ha ha, you think using PRC drama king/queen antics, we will fall for it huh? I am Ruler Loong's loyal lackey and will work closely with Ministry of Peasantpower to cover up the case nicely. We will ensure all local or foreign peasants are denied a fair opportunity to air their grievances. We will always side with merchants since they pay more taxes, levies and duties. You see the Sushi merchant lied he want to pay 3000 peanuts for dishwashers, we also help him cover up the fiasco. What do you think?
In the meantime, we are confident that MOM will be able to use red tape to deny their complicity in this case and the Poodles will use Kempeitai torture to 'convince' the 2 idiot PRC serfs to wise up and plead guilty as a warning to any peasants who want to use drama to make Ruler Loong look weak."
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