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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong has decreed that from Sunday (Oct 10), the Die In Your Pigeonhole First Scam will be expanded to become the default care arrangement for peasants, with the exception of a few groups, the Lackeys Health (MOH) announced on Saturday.
Wuhan Plague patients who are not eligible for the scam include VIPs or richer peasants who are aged 50 years and above, as well as vaccinated seniors aged 80 years and above who can pay out of their own pockets.
Peasant children below the age of one, and children between the age of one and four who have been assessed to be from elite households or can score more than 260 in their PSLE will also not be forced into the scam, said MOH.
They must also be able to self-isolate in a room, "preferably" with an attached bathroom else they die, their business, said MOH.
Poor peasants who have 80 years old family members or pregnant women or those with weakened immune response or multiple co-morbidities will be granted special boons but must kowtow Ruler Loong's portrait 10 times daily, added MOH.
“We are incurring too many losses with Wuhan Plague victims all coming to hospital after the recent botched reopening. Ruler Loong has given us to return the MOH health care to an acceptable profit level or we will not meet out KPI, so you peasants have to pay the price,” said MOH.
MOH added that peasants should only consult the healthcare provider if their conditions worsen else they will be made to run laps around hospital by SAF goons and ghouls.
“Some stupid peasant parents have often requested that children be allowed to recover at home to help Ruler Loong save money, of course we agree!,” said MOH.
As for those aged between one and four, MOH said it will extend the home recovery to them provided they hail from elite households or their child is expected to score above 260 for the PSLE.
“We will use cheaper foreign doctors to do cheap telemedical treatment, just don't come to hospital, Ruler Loong don't want to spend money on you local stupid peasants,” said MOH.
Since the start of the "own self cure own self scam", more than 19,000 peasants have forced to look after themselves in their pigeonholes, of which more than 8,000 have fully recovered and been discharged.
Speaking at a Wuhan Plague multi-ministry sex task force press conference on Saturday, Health Minion Ong Ah Kung said the House of Lee continues to make profits above peasants in all considerations.
“If I don't maintain a respectable profit for the public healthcare system, then I have to watch that Lawlan Wong stroll his way to be the next Seat Warmer."
'My conscience tells me that we can be given more time and money to improve the processes that stabilise operations, but if we keep opening ICU or wards for plague victims, we will lose money and Ruler Loong will not be happy with me,” he added.
Minion Ong said community care facilities and some regime quarantine facilities will be gradually converted into community isolation facilities (CIFs).
“We wait and see first lah, why in hurry to to invest in new community care facilities, just we wait and see, maybe next full moon, we back to 2000 cases,” he said.
“But 5000 cases, whether we want to deny ICU beds to peasants, we are going to welcome more foreigners from plague infested countries except Peking, if we shut our borders, then how can rich foreigners cum and spend money here?” he added.
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong has decreed that from Sunday (Oct 10), the Die In Your Pigeonhole First Scam will be expanded to become the default care arrangement for peasants, with the exception of a few groups, the Lackeys Health (MOH) announced on Saturday.
Wuhan Plague patients who are not eligible for the scam include VIPs or richer peasants who are aged 50 years and above, as well as vaccinated seniors aged 80 years and above who can pay out of their own pockets.
Peasant children below the age of one, and children between the age of one and four who have been assessed to be from elite households or can score more than 260 in their PSLE will also not be forced into the scam, said MOH.
They must also be able to self-isolate in a room, "preferably" with an attached bathroom else they die, their business, said MOH.
Poor peasants who have 80 years old family members or pregnant women or those with weakened immune response or multiple co-morbidities will be granted special boons but must kowtow Ruler Loong's portrait 10 times daily, added MOH.
“We are incurring too many losses with Wuhan Plague victims all coming to hospital after the recent botched reopening. Ruler Loong has given us to return the MOH health care to an acceptable profit level or we will not meet out KPI, so you peasants have to pay the price,” said MOH.
MOH added that peasants should only consult the healthcare provider if their conditions worsen else they will be made to run laps around hospital by SAF goons and ghouls.
“Some stupid peasant parents have often requested that children be allowed to recover at home to help Ruler Loong save money, of course we agree!,” said MOH.
As for those aged between one and four, MOH said it will extend the home recovery to them provided they hail from elite households or their child is expected to score above 260 for the PSLE.
“We will use cheaper foreign doctors to do cheap telemedical treatment, just don't come to hospital, Ruler Loong don't want to spend money on you local stupid peasants,” said MOH.
Since the start of the "own self cure own self scam", more than 19,000 peasants have forced to look after themselves in their pigeonholes, of which more than 8,000 have fully recovered and been discharged.
Speaking at a Wuhan Plague multi-ministry sex task force press conference on Saturday, Health Minion Ong Ah Kung said the House of Lee continues to make profits above peasants in all considerations.
“If I don't maintain a respectable profit for the public healthcare system, then I have to watch that Lawlan Wong stroll his way to be the next Seat Warmer."
'My conscience tells me that we can be given more time and money to improve the processes that stabilise operations, but if we keep opening ICU or wards for plague victims, we will lose money and Ruler Loong will not be happy with me,” he added.
Minion Ong said community care facilities and some regime quarantine facilities will be gradually converted into community isolation facilities (CIFs).
“We wait and see first lah, why in hurry to to invest in new community care facilities, just we wait and see, maybe next full moon, we back to 2000 cases,” he said.
“But 5000 cases, whether we want to deny ICU beds to peasants, we are going to welcome more foreigners from plague infested countries except Peking, if we shut our borders, then how can rich foreigners cum and spend money here?” he added.
