what do you want for your x'mas present?

[streetsmart73]

hahaha...don't make my hair stand up, you should go find muthukali, he's been looking for a target.:p

hi there


1. krafty, no joke!
2. healing is part of growing up too.
3. i am definitely not into you or thambi!
4. both of you can do a 69 or what, nobody will bother.

 

[streetsmart73]

1. You're funny with your 1. 2. 3. 4.
2. I broke off with last BF last year.
3. I think Uncle Botak as uncle only.
4. So this X'mas will be a lonely X'mas.

hi there


1. ms irene, don't under estimate the prowess of the botak!
2. he could easily match up to your requirements.
3. btw, my numbering format is some damn old habit mah.
4. all my career, i am into writing and draft official things.
5. also in m&a stuffs, so need to be precise and concise.
6. this christmas, i am going down under for some beach and fun amidst the rain!

 

[IreneYeoh]

hi there


1. ms irene, don't under estimate the prowess of the botak!
2. he could easily match up to your requirements.
3. btw, my numbering format is some damn old habit mah.
4. all my career, i am into writing and draft official things.
5. also in m&a stuffs, so need to be precise and concise.
6. this christmas, i am going down under for some beach and fun amidst the rain!

This is not good season for going to beach. Raining almost everyday. Uncle Botak has always been a nice uncle since I began reading here. There're some nasty guys here too, sigh, keep insulting and zapping me, sigh, but nevermind. We can't expect everybody to be perfectly likeable, we can't expect everbody to like us. That was part of FA course too. That I haven't returned to lecturer.

 

[Kohliantye]

when i wake up xmas morning i want ..........

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Please dont disappoint me dear Santa :(

Blimey. Shiver me timbers...
She looks like Rupert The reindeer
A Thousand Apologies

 

[leetahbar]

I want to see more cocked ups from the PAP.

that one quite impossible. their cocks cannot be up for the time being after so many goof up. they probably need an intense prescription of VIAGRA - the real thing and not those cheapo pirate ones they have been using from geylang back lanes.

 

[leetahbar]

My hope is that SMRT shoot a movie entitled, [B]"CEO Saw & The Dark Tunnel of Doom". [/B]
The SMRT can come out with the money to finance the shooting. We don't need any props as we can film it on the MRT stations and underground tunnels. There are plenty all over Singapore. This will save the SMRT shareholders lots of money
Not to worry about actors, as thousands of Singaporeans ride on it everyday and they may not even know that they are being filmed. But please remove the, "No Filming" signs and replace same with "Gala Attraction Coming Soon" to your nearest cineplex. An extraordinary movie by extraordinary people.
Surely we can get someone like Lui Tuck Yew, Josephine Teo, Saw Phaik Hoon and other supporting cast from many Singaporeans. The recent convicted vandals can also be roped in to help for their roles in vandalising the depots. I certainly don't mind acting as a $900/- per month security guard. Get Malaysia to allow us the "loan" of Mas Selamat. But must share "profits" from movie with them also, otherwise abang besar marah (big brother angry).
Many forummers can provide the script. There are plenty good and imaginative writers with the SBF.
The movie should start from a lame Mas Selamat's escaping from the prison and the way security forces were deployed. Also include WKS press conference and the distribution of flyers to everyone.
Then the movie will commence. Running trains above and underground packed like sardines. Would be good to include scenes of some sex-maniacs groping our poor lasses and good-for-nothing pretenders sleeping on "reserved" seats. For maximum results, it would be wise to place cameras inside the tunnels for we do not know when a disaster may strike. This will provide scenes of mayhem and bloodied bodies free-of-charge.
The movie will end with the ultimate capture of Mas Selamat in a densely-populated estate with a proud WKS apologising and promising to "punish" those responsible. This will be followed at the ornate premises of SMRT HQ with CEO Saw, Minister Lui, Josephine Teo and the rest giving a press conference and promising a "no-holds barred" Inquest.
Changi Airport can also be part of the scene with SIA Boeing 380s landing on the runway bringing back VIPs on meetings in Cambodia holidays abroad to Singapore.
The Singapore Police, SAF Band and the School Brass band can also be used as music providers.
This movie will break world records and earn accolades and academy awards.
The money from this movie can be used to repair the damaged MRT tracks and given to victims (God forbids) of real a disaster.
Hollywood's top movies like the Towering Inferno and Indiana Jones movies will be put to shame.
But SBF must hold the title of the film rights as the idea came from its readers and some retarded dog like me.
Can anyone make my Xmas dream come true.

good idea! i can get my li'l brother leetahsar to write a story about that. how many X would u prefer? 3X or more? :p

dark tunnel of doom - it should be something very obscenely fuckup, right?

 

[erection2015]

havent heard this phrase in yonks bro. You old timer too i guess.

Blimey. Shiver me timbers...
She looks like Rupert The reindeer
A Thousand Apologies

 

[leetahbar]

can recycle unwrapped past x'mas presents?

3 pages have passed and still there isn't a REAL down-to-earth x'mas present except a scarf from IRENE YEOH with a dubious sexuality.

is it a good idea to recycle past years presents which haven't been opened yet??

it would be one stone many birds: can clear the store room, give away all the unwrapped past presents and definitely save alot of money and time n effort to do the shopping?

 

[Fook Seng]

3 pages have passed and still there isn't a REAL down-to-earth x'mas present except a scarf from IRENE YEOH with a dubious sexuality.

is it a good idea to recycle past years presents which haven't been opened yet??

it would be one stone many birds: can clear the store room, give away all the unwrapped past presents and definitely save alot of money and time n effort to do the shopping?

A good old traditional Chrstmas card will do. If the recipient is very young, an animated electronic greeting card will be appropriate. Such a card may even come with a song.

 

[laksaboy]

This chair for the ladies:

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[Kohliantye]

havent heard this phrase in yonks bro. You old timer too i guess.

I am bro - an old timer.
The quote "Shiver me timbers" and Blimey was used by pirates.
And "A Thousand Apologies" by a famous British Comedy, "Mind Your Language"
I hail from the attap school era.
Where Literature and History were favourite subjects.
Those days of Chinese operas on Lady Precious Stream and of "ting-ting" men, ice-balls and tikam-tikam.
When 5 cents can bring you far on STC, Tay Koh Yat, Paya Lebar, Katong Bedok, Easy, Keppel, Green Bus and Ponggol Bus Companies.
Days when cows used to roam the streets and policemen used to round it up for slaughter and distribution in the police sations.
Days when BOAC (now known as British Airways) Constellation planes used to land at Kallang
When the international planes used to pass through Beirut.
Those happy days when everything was fine.
All those days are now nothing but a Memory.

 

[erection2015]

yes yes me too. Oldie. I remember all these bus companies and some of their routes.

Sigh .... see the songs i've posted and you can tell the era i'm from.

I am bro - an old timer.
The quote "Shiver me timbers" and Blimey was used by pirates.
And "A Thousand Apologies" by a famous British Comedy, "Mind Your Language"
I hail from the attap school era.
Where Literature and History were favourite subjects.
Those days of Chinese operas on Lady Precious Stream and of "ting-ting" men, ice-balls and tikam-tikam.
When 5 cents can bring you far on STC, Tay Koh Yat, Paya Lebar, Katong Bedok, Easy, Keppel, Green Bus and Ponggol Bus Companies.
Days when cows used to roam the streets and policemen used to round it up for slaughter and distribution in the police sations.
Days when BOAC (now known as British Airways) Constellation planes used to land at Kallang
When the international planes used to pass through Beirut.
Those happy days when everything was fine.
All those days are now nothing but a Memory.

 

[BusNo64]

Re: can recycle unwrapped past x'mas presents?

3 pages have passed and still there isn't a REAL down-to-earth x'mas present except a scarf from IRENE YEOH with a dubious sexuality.

okie,, i got two presents for you:

Dis present u can claim from kinokuniya, just tell the staff u r bob sim kheng hwee and they will give u the book:

My 2nd present to you is even more toking, which I reserve for u at Singapore casket:

I am veri sure u will find these two gifts very useful to u...

 

[LeeLaoPeh]

Re: can recycle unwrapped past x'mas presents?

I and Mamalee wants our lazy son Tahsar to gets a jobs in 2012 , stops taking pocket moneys from us . Merry Christmas !

 

[leetahbar]

A good old traditional Chrstmas card will do. If the recipient is very young, an animated electronic greeting card will be appropriate. Such a card may even come with a song.

done that b4 but tis the season to "go green" . electronic cards are good but some oldies aren't very into the internet. a presents would be more practical when given away during home parties. the trouble here is what would be a practical present to give? year in and year out, presents have been piling up the store room.

the presents recyling part suddenly pops up my mind. then again, i dunno what's in those unopened past years presents. maybe instead of presents, i think go even more chinese tradition: GIVE ANGPOWS.

cash is king. they can buy their own presents and save me the headache. hmmm....i think that is. angpows the best and most practical!!

this forum is great!! sometime by asking, the answer would be vividly revealed.

thanks everyone and MERRY X'MAS & HAPPY 2012!!

 

[leetahbar]

i think the best would be to donate away all the unwrapped presents either to charities or social parties like clubs or even the RCs.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Re: can recycle unwrapped past x'mas presents?

My 2nd present to you is even more toking, which I reserve for u at Singapore casket:

I am veri sure u will find these two gifts very useful to u...

You spared no expenses for your gift to leetahbar. All you need is to complete it with this....

 

[leetahbar]

Re: can recycle unwrapped past x'mas presents?

LOL!

again, i gotta remind losers and cowards who are pissed by my postings to apply the IGNORE KEY. u might be losers. u might be cowards but please don't remain as an imbecile especially if u r from the SDP IB groupie.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Re: can recycle unwrapped past x'mas presents?

How about these?

 

[leetahbar]

leetahsar: i don't wany any x'mas present.....

finally i asked my li'l brother leetahsar what he wants for x'mas present. this is what he has to say:

i don't want any x'mas present cos everyday to me is already x'mas. so how many presents do u wanna give me ?

LOL!!