Then just go to the Istana and ask them who LKY is. Just ask the guys standing next to the gate. Then ask if you can speak to him. Tell them you want to ask this LKY person why only the best is headed to the US when the 2nd class is headed to Australia.
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USA - The Easiest Country in the world to emigrate to !!
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Then just go to the Istana and ask them who LKY is. Just ask the guys standing next to the gate. Then ask if you can speak to him. Tell them you want to ask this LKY person why only the best is headed to the US when the 2nd class is headed to Australia.
Yes we all smile at how Helicopter Ben can print and get away with it when no one else can.
This will be a very good quarter, thanks to the dollar.
What is this about Australia ? Why SHOULD I care who goes to Australia ? If you think that only 2nd class people go there , it is fine with me and I’m VERY happy for you.
(Though Oz Govt pays $1400 a month to EVERY Oz Citizen who is aged 62 years & above - not bad for 2nd class people ..LOL)
However, this does not Detract from the FACT that If you're unskilled , illiterate , aged , dumb or blind - as long as you can make it to the USA , you're are probably eligible for the Green Card & Ultimately USA Citizenship.
The T Bills Auction are a success because it is the FED who is Selling , and the Treasury who are buying …LOL
Pray Tell me WHICH nations are Green with Envy ????? North Korea ? Sudan ?
EVERY Country in the world practices Fractional banking & Quantitative Easing , even the PIGs , Asean , South America etc ..LOL
Out of the last 3 times we visited Washington (The State , mind you ), All 4 of us were waved through , No one even bothered to look at our IDs at the ICE booth . 100% ZERO checks !! They can't read English perhaps ??
DHS must really stop hiring Trailer trash on minimum wages – However, given the available “Talent” pool, I reckon they had VERY limited choices .
No wonder so many Millions of Illegal Aliens make it to the USA .
If you're unskilled , illiterate , aged , dumb or blind - as long as you can make it to the USA , you're are probably eligible for the Green Card & Ultimately USA Citizenship. What a shit country !
The latest amendment to the LIFE Act Amnesty, 2000 , was actually in 2008. Another 11 Million Illegal Aliens have since become USA Citizens since then
(No wonder the 2nd class people go to Australia ) .
Ha, what a load of crap. We all know the US is the ultimate desitination for the top talent in the world.EVERY nation, including Singpore loses its best to the USA, which is why the losers settle for Canada or Australia.
Illiterates cant pass any of the many interviews or tests. A requirement for US Citizenship is to pass the Citizenship test which requires LITERACY, something you seem to struggle with. You fail to comprehend citizenship is a 10-12 year process frought with dozens of interviews, petitions that requires various written and oral examinations that you MUST PASS, but I dont know about Australia which fails to screen out illiterates with its dead easy points system.
Oh yes, the US does not provide free food, free housing and social security to those in need! No! people in retirement dont get US$2000-3000 per month after contributing to SS all thier lives! and with 50% of the population paying 0 tax and the rest paying a nominal 15% federal tax, it shows only a MORON would consider Australia with its 40+% taxes, 10% GST, prices of consumer goods 2-3X higher than the USA, and housing that is considered "most unaffordable in the world" etc
Oh yes people dont want to buy dirt cheap huge houses, cars etc at 1/3 the price of crappy Australia!
So just go to Napier Rd, tell the huge line outside to stop queing, and let them know there is no reason for the huge quene. Also tell them if they are illiterate, dumb they can get in, but when they get interviewed and rejected I think they might not be very happy with you. When they are required to show proof of education, health, or of financial ability, I am sure all those dumb illiterates will come looking for you.
Then go to every US embassy across Asia to Europe and tell them all to stop forming huge lines for applications. You can inform the USCIS to expect millions of less applications this year, and also tell them those gruelling interviews and that citizenship test that attorneys are hired for, is just dead easy according to you! Everyone can relax cause its just so dead easy! The Attorneys no longer have to worry cause even the dumb illiterates are now SUDDENLY SMART ENOUGH TO PASS THE TEST!
You can also tell them every H1-B applicant is also actually unskilled! Yes the entire program is a fallacy! Either those skills dont exist or there is no no such thing as an H1-B - according to Woolsworth! Yes, dumb illiterates are granted F-1 visas to study in the US! Yes, every F-1 applicant has no education! They all cant read, write, and they all cant afford the costs associated with studying in the US. There's absolutely no requirements for an F-1, I am sure Harvard, Yale, Stanford, etc would be horrified! How do dumb illiterates score so high on the SAT or MCATs? Oh that's right, according to woolsworth, those tests dont exist!
LOL! you are a gold mine of bullshit and laughter!
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oh no checks? none! the 300 security screenings we have to go through every time we travel to the US dont exist! I've never had to 1) take off my shoes, 2) place all liquids less than 1 quart in a clear plastic bag, 3) place all electronics and wires in a seperate tray for examination, 4) go through at least 5 checks before being allowed on the plane! Yes the TSA checks nothing! they just wave us through! Yes customs just waves us through every time!
what a bullshit liar you are!
come on back with your lies, you are really entertaining!
just tell it to this poor guy
http://www.spug.sg/forums/showthread.php?92827-Singaporean-given-special-treatment-in-US
Singaporean given special treatment in US Grilled with questions for hours, he says:
I felt like meat in microwave
S'pore man's ordeal at US immigration: CUFFED, CHAINED, THROWN IN JAIL
WHAT was to be a business trip turned into a hellish nightmare for a Singaporean marketing director.
By Hedy Khoo
20 May 2008
WHAT was to be a business trip turned into a hellish nightmare for a Singaporean marketing director.
He was interrogated, handcuffed, chained at the feet, and even spent some time in a prison facility.
He was detained in a holding cell, slept in a prison bed and also ordered to work in the jail.
It was Mr Ronald Wong Yoke Kheong's first trip to the United States.
His flight landed in Houston at 8.30pm (local time) on 4 May. He saw two police officers at the plane's exit door, checking each passenger's passport as they disembarked.
The 49-year-old marketing director, a seasoned traveller said: 'I thought it was just a routine check. But the two officers stopped me after checking my passport. They took me aside, and said they wanted to speak to me.
NOT WORRIED
'I still wasn't worried because I thought they just wanted to ask a few more questions before letting me go.'
He did feel the glare of other passengers as he was led away by the two officers.
'The officers didn't even allow me to collect my luggage at the belt.'
Mr Wong had to hand over the luggage collection slip to the officers while he was escorted to an office.
He had left Singapore on 4 May, a Sunday, on an early morning flight to participate in a trade exhibition in Houston from 5 to 8 May. After that, he was scheduled to go to New Orleans, and Canada, and was to return only on 17 May.
Mr Wong said he travelled regularly for work, about three times a month, to various countries, including China, Japan, India and the Middle East.
But these were usually short trips which lasted five days at most.
On the US trip, some of his clients had been on the same flight as him.
At the Houston airport, Mr Wong was taken to a room with glass windows, It had only a table and a few chairs. He noticed that the officers outside were all armed.
'I was still not worried, as I knew Ididn't commit any crime.'
But alarm bells started to go off in his head when an officer ordered him to remove all items from his pockets.
'I was allowed to wear my watch, but I had to hand over my handphone, my wallet and check-in lugagge,' he said. The only exception was the cash in his wallet. He had about USD$7,500 ($10,250) as well as some Singapore money.
Mr Wong was then taken into a room next door, where he would spend the next 19 hours under interrogation.
'I asked to make a call to my company and wife to inform them, butthe officers didn't allow me to,' hesaid.
'They started to ask me a number of questions. I gave my answers readily as I knew I was speaking the truth.'
Mr Wong said he was questioned about the purpose of his visits to all the countries reflected in his passport, where he stayed in those countries, whom he met on his business trips, and if he had bank accounts in these countries.
'They repeated the questions over and over. It was exhausting, but I answered all their questions,' he said.
Mr Wong, who said he could be hot-tempered at times, remained calm throughout the interrogation process.
'I didn't allow myself to lose my patience. I told myself that I was in foreign territory and it was best to co-operate and not antagonise the local authorities,' he added.
He said he was questioned by at least three shifts of officers who worked in pairs.
'I felt like a piece of meat in the microwave,' said Mr Wong of his being grilled.
He said he was not given any food, but was allowed to drink from a water cooler and to go to the toilet. But his every movement was watched.
Mr Wong said at one point, an officer who introduced himself as a CIA officer also questioned him for about four hours.
After 19 hours of being questioned and going without food, the worst was yet to come.
'The next day at about 3pm, two prison officers came and wanted to handcuff me and shackle my ankles,' he said. 'I asked them why, but they said it was the standard procedure.'
The handcuffs and leg cuffs were chained together.
'It was very humiliating to be treated like a convict. The leg cuffs hurt and I had to walk like Frankenstein since my movements were restricted,' Mr Wong recounted.
'I couldn't even hold up my hands to scratch my nose.'
STAYED CALM
But he told himself to stay calm, and hoped his colleagues in the Houston office would look for him when he didn't show up for the exhibition.
He said he usually called his wife and secretary to keep them informed of his whereabouts when he travelled.
He was put in a van and taken to a prison, where he was told to change into a blue prison uniform. He had to hand over all his possessions, and was put in a holding cell with four benches with about 20 other people.
That was when he started to feel a real sense of fear.
'I was starving, I didn't know what was going on. I started to think maybe I would end up there forever, for a reason I didn't even know,' he said.
He said he was there for about 12hours before he was taken to another cell with nearly 60 other prisoners, where he was given a bed.
At one point, he was ordered to work with the other prisoners on some chores, but he refused.
'In all my travelling experience in the past 20 years, I have never been in such a situation. I wondered if it was a case of mistaken identity,' he said.
He counted the minutes as the time passed agonisingly by in the cell.
After another 24 hours, he was given back his clothes and taken back to the detention room at the airport.
'The questioning continued. And my requests to make phone calls were denied,' he said.
The hours wore on and Mr Wong grew more weary and despondent.
Finally there was a glimpse of hope when he was told the Singapore Embassy wanted to speak with him.
'I was relieved that someone knew about my plight, and I asked the embassy official to inform my wife.'
The embassy official asked if he was all right and how he had been treated.
At about 10pm, three days after his ordeal began, Mr Wong was told he was to be deported. No reason was given to Mr Wong for his detention.
His belongings were returned to him, and he was escorted by two police officers to his seat on the plane, which was scheduled to depart at 11.45pm (local time).
'It was very humiliating to be escorted onto the plane with the other passengers staring. I wasn't even allowed to hold my own passport,' he said.
But he was finally allowed to call his wife.
GRATEFUL
'I just focused on having my freedom back and going home,' he said. 'I was thankful the Singapore Embassy helped secure my release so quickly.'
A Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesman confirmed a Singaporean was detained at the Houston Airport and that the Singapore Embassy in Washington had provided the necessary consular assistance.
But Mr Wong's ordeal did not end when the plane took off from Houston.
When he was in transit in Moscow, he was escorted from the plane by two Russian police officers and kept under watch. He was later also escorted onto the Singapore-bound plane.
He finally arrived in Singapore on 8May. He was escorted by two Singapore police officers after he got off the plane. After he cleared immigration, he met his wife who was at the airport.
Until today, Mr Wong does not know why he was detained. He said he has written to the US embassy here for an explanation.
You do KNOW that some Refugees & asylum seekers are EXEMPTED from the Citizenship test .
http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/us...nnel=7cd99ddf801b3210VgnVCM100000b92ca60aRCRD
The test can also be conducted in SPANISH , hardly a problem for 70% of the Illegal Aliens who hail from Central / South America
http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/us...nnel=74d49ddf801b3210VgnVCM100000b92ca60aRCRD
There are many ways to achieve one's goal . The front door , and the side door . Both are 100% legitimate. . You sound like a "By the Book " twit who can't seem to think outside the box.
There are ways, and there are OTHER ways .
If one chooses to join a long queue , go ahead .
Others have found ways to NOT queue.
Some others have even found ways to jump the queue !
While I obviously do not advocate any illegal conduct , the FACT remains that many illegal Aliens have become US Nationals.
(For e.g I have shown you several USA Federal laws that Grant USA Citizenship to Illegal Aliens . They are all real. As many as 35 Million Illegal Aliens have become USA Nationals )
http://www.usimmigrationsupport.org/amnesty-illegal-immigrants.html
Only Twits join a long queue or try to get a H1B . I can't comprehend why would anyone queue to enter a shit country !
Gee, A Yank Loving twit who DOESN'T know the difference between :
i) Washington the State and
ii) Washington DC
Are you real ???? Have you EVER been to the States ??
Surely you're not ONE of those unskilled , illiterate , aged , dumb or blind Illegal Alien who has since attained USA Citizenship.
I mean , if the USA is so full of smart persons as you claim, ... then the Standard of "smart" must BE really really Low.....
LOL…
I did tell you we visited Washington (The State ). We used the Peace Arch ingress point , near Blaine, Washington and Surrey, British Columbia.Out of the last 3 times we visited Washington ,All 4 of us were waved through , No one even bothered to look at our IDs at the ICE booth . No one checked our luggage or even spoke to us . They just smiled and waved us through .
100% ZERO checks !! ZERO checks . Not even 0.003 security screening ...LOL
Don't believe ...go knock yourself out ...look at the CAMs , see how many people are just waived & waved through
http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/traffic/border/
I can also name you dozens of cities/towns where there is ZERO border crossings , where one can just WALK into the USA .
( I've declined to list them lest another 30 Million illegal Aliens over-populate the USA --- but hey , if you challenge me........ )
300 security checks ? You must be watching way too many Hollywood movies AND smoking crack at the same time....... ROTFL.....
Why would an Idiot subject himself to 300 checks ,taking off shoes , invasion of privacy , inconvenience etc when one can walk / drive through the side door with ZERO checks, and is 1000% Legitimate ???
This is the irony of the system you so admire , 300,000 checks at the front door , but ZERO checks at the side .
No wonder If you're unskilled , illiterate , aged , dumb or blind - as long as you can make it to the USA , you're are probably eligible for the Green Card & Ultimately USA Citizenship. What a shit country !
(And , yes, before I forget - Your suggestion that only the 2nd class people go to Australia & Canada ) LOL
You are well advised not to label others as 'liars' when your Knowledge is extremely LIMITED at best ...hahhaaaaa
heard from a friend who station in US that if u want to start afresh in US, just buy a one way ticket and fly to US. after u enter US legally, just destroy your passport. after that just register with the job agency to get a job.
if u r scare, just go to Chinatowns and work in the Chinese restaurants. free lodging and meals, salary come from customers tips. a lot of China people do that.
try it if you want, i dont know how far its true.
if u r scare, just go to Chinatowns and work in the Chinese restaurants. free lodging and meals, salary come from customers tips. a lot of China people do that.
try it if you want, i dont know how far its true.
Oh asylum again? All you need to do to gain entry into a top Western Nation such as France, Australia or the US is be a refugee seeking asylum!!!! Welcome to the Woolworth Migration Company Pte Ltd, all you need to do is be a desperate person facing war, death, or persecution! Dead Easy migration!
In case you cant read, We have already covered asylum seekers. Every signatory of the UN accords accepts on a humanitarian basis asylum seekers worldwide.
LOL. Lets ask Canada to stop accepting the resettlement of 11,000 refugees per year. Tell Australia to quit it, 15,000 is making MIGRATION DEAD easy! Then go tell Norway, Finland, New Zealand, Denmark and the Netherlands to stop! BECUASE ITS SO EASY TO MIGRATE LOL LOL LOL!!!
And your posts just get more ridiculous, now an illiterate is someone who cant speak the national language of the nation accepting them on a humanitarian basis! Yes, the Norweigians, Finnish, Dutch and Danish Governments are all going to require thier asylum seekers to speak thier languages and wont accept them if they speak thier national tongues. BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE WOOLWORTH MIGRATION COMPANY, EASY MIGRATION MEANS MUST SPEAK THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE NOT NATIVE, OTHERWISE THEY ARE DUMB ILLITERATES!!!!!
LOL!! LOL!!! LOL!! LOL!!!
Besiders, people like you are too stupid to realize the US IS NOT an ang moh country. It is a nation founded by Europeans, Asians etc. The president is a black man who's brother in law is a Chinese Indonesian with a surname of Ng, in case you did not know. But people like you dont know much, so its a moot point.
Its simple, just contact the UNHCR, tell them you have visited those war-torn ravaged nations in Africa, Asia, Europe and Latin America where displaced refugees roam and tell them you object to the concept of asylum. Go before the General Assembly and tell them Asylum is wrong. Tell them you have a serious issue with it, and that in your opinion it is MAKING MIGRATION INTO THIESE WESTERN NATIONS SUCH AS THE US SO DEAD EASY!
What a clown you are LOL!!!!!
Oh yes but migration to the US according to you is DEAD EASY! BULLSHIT! Yes its so easy, just be an illegal alien without an SS number or become an asylum seeker! Very Easy!
Just hire the Woolworth Migration Company if you are from a war torn ravaged nation you can apply for asylum! Or even better, if you are a Mexican, its so easy, just pay one of the people smugglers to hide you in a van with 100 other starving mexicans and get smuggled over the border and pray you dont get caught! ITS SO DAMMM EASY!!!
I am on the floor laughting!
We can understand why a moron like you wont make it in or into the USA, that has been proved here.
Just because you cant make it there nor can gain residency status does not mean most of the world still knows the US is still #1 and millions want to go.
The best of the best still want the US, despite what you say or post nonsense here.
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Gee, A Yank Loving twit who DOESN'T know the difference between :
(And , yes, before I forget - Your suggestion that only the 2nd class people go to Australia & Canada ) LOL
You are well advised not to label others as 'liars' when your Knowledge is extremely LIMITED at best ...hahhaaaaa
No, I only travel there 4 times a year for work, so I have no knowledge at all! LOL! And its so easy! There are no checks whatsoever! Lets believe people like you when the rest of us know what kind of bullshit you spew on this forum!
And tell that poor guy who got locked up 1) Migration is Dead Easy to the US, all you need to do is be an asylum seeker, and 2) They never check you at the airports there! Your next bullshit claim will be this guy made it all up!
If you disagree with LKY, just go to the Istana and ask him why 2nd class Singaporeans choose loser countries like Australia while the best choose the US.
Yes go, ask LKY, lets see if people of limited understanding like you finally get it.
Bro can u share any info how to make a move to this US of A? Me think of making a shift over to there.
can PM me or not?
Aussie Prick. Stop talking to yourself before i ass all your clones. If that is not enough for you then i will ass you regularly.
We all know that even Aussie Prick did not manage to get to US directly, but a "backdoor" via some Candian visa.
Illegal migrants willing to work do deserve some status in the end, but this Prick must have pulled out all the stops to get the green card and is now feeding off the welfare system by surfing internet and posting on sammyboy 24/7.
His lack of knowledge relative to other real US migrants here also casts doubt as to if his knowledge is first hand or just a cut-and-paste job while he is still stuck in SG, hoping against hope that his Green Card will somehow materialise as he kids himself on cyberspace on being a fake US wannabe, much like ladyboy lover Tonychat.
But whatever, all this goes to show how desperate he was to get in to US but how hard the US gov had to try to keep trash like him OUT!!!!
Illegal migrants willing to work do deserve some status in the end, but this Prick must have pulled out all the stops to get the green card and is now feeding off the welfare system by surfing internet and posting on sammyboy 24/7.
His lack of knowledge relative to other real US migrants here also casts doubt as to if his knowledge is first hand or just a cut-and-paste job while he is still stuck in SG, hoping against hope that his Green Card will somehow materialise as he kids himself on cyberspace on being a fake US wannabe, much like ladyboy lover Tonychat.
But whatever, all this goes to show how desperate he was to get in to US but how hard the US gov had to try to keep trash like him OUT!!!!
Actually I am in the US right now for the next 2 months, then its on to London for a month. The operator of this forum will be able to verify my current US IP address. Oh, and I never claimed to be an expert on US immigration - but I DO KNOW much about US taxation and the markets.
But I can see you are still sore after how bad I made you feel over your terrible situation in Australia. Now, now, name calling wont help. Remember you chose Australia not me, you got suckered and cheated - not me.
You know what - I love this forum. The things I read on here are too funny. We get the clown Woolworth who thinks migration is easy (just be a refugee!!) to the losers in Australia (QXD, IWC, Neddy, Axe, and their many clones) who are upset at me for pointing out how bad thier homeland Australia is, I just gotta say:
Thank you All.
This is the most fun I've had online in quite a while - but not quite as good as this excellent Dogfishhead 90 IPA I am drinking while I am writing this on this Tuesday night at 9:30PM. Anyway, gotta go, some guys from the office want to go to some bar.
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Your 2nd Major MISTAKE , please please ...we NEVER NEVER call the President a 'Black man' - . He is an AFRICAN American LOL....
Gee ... EVERYONE knows that the term ' black man' is derogatory and could be construed as racist ....
And you have the audacity to call him a 'Black Man ' ???
You have to be KIDDING & LYING to us all if you have actually visited the USA...
What a joke..... LOL...
I did tell you we visited Washington (The State ). We used the Peace Arch ingress point , near Blaine, Washington and Surrey, British Columbia.Out of the last 3 times we visited Washington ,All 4 of us were waved through , No one even bothered to look at our IDs at the ICE booth . No one checked our luggage or even spoke to us . They just smiled and waved us through .
100% ZERO checks !! ZERO checks ...LOL
Don't believe ...go knock yourself out ...look at the CAMs , see how many people are just waived & waved through
http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/traffic/border/
I can also name you dozens of cities/towns where there is ZERO border crossings , where one can just WALK into the USA .
( Come on , challenge me to prove it ........ )
You PICK one SINGLE loser who got harassed by ICE , so what ? He tried to enter by a WRONG way guarded by minimum salaried trailer trash who could not speak English ??
Your knowledge is so LIMITED , and yet you choose to EVADE my comments again ?????
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