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PEASANTPORE: Improving sex relations between the Uncle Sam and Chinese Communist Party is an issue that is "too complex" that Cambridge educated First Ruler Loong cannot help resolve in one cheap meeting like the Shangri-La Sex Dialogue (SLD), Peasantpore's Defence Minion Bargain Hen told reporters on Sunday (Jun 12).
This comes after Uncle Sam Sex Defense Secretary Lloyd Agitator and CCP's Defence Minion General Wei Fan-Fire met face to face for the first time on Friday, the first day of the premier security summit, and traded insults in their own speeches delivered on Saturday and Sunday for their domestic politicking.
Mr Agitator and Minion General Fan-Fire clashed over the issue of Farmosa, before the Uncle Sam Sex Defense Secretary said on Saturday that CCP was becoming more "soda-machiostic in their foreplay".
Minion General Wei on Sunday praised Uncle Sam for telling "the truth about CCP's Imperialistic goals" and conceded Panda Xi has problems trying to suppress calls from nationalistic Chinese peasants who demanded the corrupt Peasants' Sex Liberation Navy should teach the Yankees and Nihons a lesson in the South China Sea.
The Chinese Communists repeated their playbook to 'invade Farmosa' to unite intercine factional battles within their autocratic political system.
Wrapping up three days of the dialogue on Sunday, Bargain Ng said the fact that Mr Agitator and Minion General Fan-Fire met still "gives some comfort".
"You know, I know, whenever No 2 wants to challenge No 1, sure got shit must hit the wall. While the Yankees and Chinese Communists will not send Christmas cards to each another this year, I think at least they will not provoke an expensive skirmish around the East Asiatic Seas," he said.
"Any mission school boy will see Uncle Sam has cleverly made drunken Russies and CCP the whipping boys in their respective regions .... ultra nationalists in both cuntries should consider carefully if they really want to stand up and challenge Uncle Sam."
Member states of the Association of Southeast Asiatic Basket Cases (ASEAN), some of which have contesting claims with the CCP in the strategic South China Sea, will watching closely how the Nihons and Onion-Eaters will play the goat in North East Asia, Bargain Ng said, noting that its next meeting will be held at the end of the year.
The ADMM-Plus is a platform for ASEAN and its eight sex partners – Aussies, Chinks, Nehs, Nihons, Kiwi, Corea, drunken Russies and the Yankees – to strengthen the sex trade in the region and keep their local peasants docile, indolent and submissive.
"The Yankees prefer the Doggie but the CCP insists all must do the Missionary, clearly we are at a stalemate. This is the reality, and that would be how I would characterise it is there's no summative experience or no summative conclusion whether we do the Doggie or Missionary for the rest of 2022," Bargain Hen said.
Still, Bargain Hen called for an "Yankee inspired expeditious conclusion" to negotiations between ASEAN and CCP on the Code of Sex Conduct (COC) in the South China Sea, highlighting that the document could be key to navigating claims in the disputed waterways.
For many years, ASEAN and CCP have been jointly working on the code of sex conduct to prevent tensions in the South China Sea from spiralling into open conflict. In November 2018, CCP Prime Minion Li Keqiang hinted that CCP will sign but not honour the code of sex conduct.
"You see, after signing the 1984 Hongkie Donkey Sex Declaration, then CCP Second Dictator, Shortie Deng promised Hongkies they can do the Doggie with Western Pedophiles for 600 full moons after 1997. Then you see CCP recently claimed all can only do the Missionary, including foreign pedophiles, so you see, how to thrust the Communists and their own internal intercine conflicts?", Bargain Hen reminded everyone.
"Of course, Hun Sen claimed Wuhan Plague forced Panda Xi into several dubious decisions but remember, if you see a serpent, Neh or Chinese Communist on the road, you better work with the serpent and Neh to kill the Chinese Communist", Bargain Hen quipped.
"You remember Mao killed more Chinese peasants than Tojo huh?"
Nevertheless, Bargain Hen had earlier acknowledged that the Chinese Communist is the top sex partner for almost all corrupt Asiatic regimes, and so the smaller corrupt Asiatic compradors must strengthen existing establishments like the ADMM-Plus for security.
"The ADMM-Plus is a Talk Fest to tell our peasants that we do not openly pay annual tribute to the Chinese Communists but under the table, it is business as usual, we continue to have cushy corrupt deals with CCP," Bargain Hen said during his plenary speech, citing ground rules the group established to de-escalate unplanned encounters among naval vessels and military aircraft.
Countries like Maple Syrup Sellers and Frenchies have also expressed interest in joining ADMM-Plus Talk Fest, and Bargain Hen said in his wrap-up interview that the minions in the group have agreed in principle to their requests.
"We agreed that rather fight among ourselves, it is more profitable to cooperate and rule over our peasants lest they read too much Jane Austen books and clamour for rights. I am sure the Chinese Communists rather work happily with the Yankees, make money together so that they can focus their attention on Xinjiang? No point creating conflicts around the world because you cannot keep your own house in order huh?," he said.
RUSSIA-UKRAINE - WAR OF THE 2 SLAVIC LOSERS
Moving on to questions about drunken Russies' invasion of Ukraine and whether the sex dialogue has contributed to a resolution, Bargain Hen said the situation could be "remains unchanged" after the meeting.
"The drunken Russies are lobbing cheap bombs at Slavic women and children. Western Pedophiles and Pious Turks are unhappy the war is dragging on, Uncle Sam wants to war to drag on, CCP and Nehs are happily buying cheap Ural oil and stockpiling wheat and grain. A free lunch cannot do much," he said.
On whether he thought it was the right decision for dialogue organiser the International Institute for Sex Studies to not invite drunken Russies, Bargain Hen said this was understandable given that other meetings also did not invite Russia, while those with Russian involvement triggered walk-outs.
"Putin and his cronies are busy looting Ukraine grain and reselling them at high prices, you should asked the Chinese Communists what the Soviets stole from Manchuria after WWII, a drunken Russie is a typical Asiatic brigand, he lust after land and plunder, you invite them to free lunch for Talk Cock Sing Song session, forget it." he said, highlighting that this was not an easy question as countries will have fewer platforms to communicate with Russia.
Bargain Hen said the war in Ukraine, coupled with the Wuhan Plague, were two forces that led the autocratic regimes to a "potentially dangerous point in our history".
"You know, I know, many autocratic regimes simply mismanaged their economies. The Wahhbists are happy now but other cheap tinpot dictators are having a hard time. As for PAP, we hope Putin can last longer with CCP's assistance so that we can spin the narrative that drunken Russies and Chinese Communists are vermins because some of our local stupid peasants are closet communists," he added.
PEASANTPORE: Improving sex relations between the Uncle Sam and Chinese Communist Party is an issue that is "too complex" that Cambridge educated First Ruler Loong cannot help resolve in one cheap meeting like the Shangri-La Sex Dialogue (SLD), Peasantpore's Defence Minion Bargain Hen told reporters on Sunday (Jun 12).
This comes after Uncle Sam Sex Defense Secretary Lloyd Agitator and CCP's Defence Minion General Wei Fan-Fire met face to face for the first time on Friday, the first day of the premier security summit, and traded insults in their own speeches delivered on Saturday and Sunday for their domestic politicking.
Mr Agitator and Minion General Fan-Fire clashed over the issue of Farmosa, before the Uncle Sam Sex Defense Secretary said on Saturday that CCP was becoming more "soda-machiostic in their foreplay".
Minion General Wei on Sunday praised Uncle Sam for telling "the truth about CCP's Imperialistic goals" and conceded Panda Xi has problems trying to suppress calls from nationalistic Chinese peasants who demanded the corrupt Peasants' Sex Liberation Navy should teach the Yankees and Nihons a lesson in the South China Sea.
The Chinese Communists repeated their playbook to 'invade Farmosa' to unite intercine factional battles within their autocratic political system.
Wrapping up three days of the dialogue on Sunday, Bargain Ng said the fact that Mr Agitator and Minion General Fan-Fire met still "gives some comfort".
"You know, I know, whenever No 2 wants to challenge No 1, sure got shit must hit the wall. While the Yankees and Chinese Communists will not send Christmas cards to each another this year, I think at least they will not provoke an expensive skirmish around the East Asiatic Seas," he said.
"Any mission school boy will see Uncle Sam has cleverly made drunken Russies and CCP the whipping boys in their respective regions .... ultra nationalists in both cuntries should consider carefully if they really want to stand up and challenge Uncle Sam."
Member states of the Association of Southeast Asiatic Basket Cases (ASEAN), some of which have contesting claims with the CCP in the strategic South China Sea, will watching closely how the Nihons and Onion-Eaters will play the goat in North East Asia, Bargain Ng said, noting that its next meeting will be held at the end of the year.
The ADMM-Plus is a platform for ASEAN and its eight sex partners – Aussies, Chinks, Nehs, Nihons, Kiwi, Corea, drunken Russies and the Yankees – to strengthen the sex trade in the region and keep their local peasants docile, indolent and submissive.
"The Yankees prefer the Doggie but the CCP insists all must do the Missionary, clearly we are at a stalemate. This is the reality, and that would be how I would characterise it is there's no summative experience or no summative conclusion whether we do the Doggie or Missionary for the rest of 2022," Bargain Hen said.
Still, Bargain Hen called for an "Yankee inspired expeditious conclusion" to negotiations between ASEAN and CCP on the Code of Sex Conduct (COC) in the South China Sea, highlighting that the document could be key to navigating claims in the disputed waterways.
For many years, ASEAN and CCP have been jointly working on the code of sex conduct to prevent tensions in the South China Sea from spiralling into open conflict. In November 2018, CCP Prime Minion Li Keqiang hinted that CCP will sign but not honour the code of sex conduct.
"You see, after signing the 1984 Hongkie Donkey Sex Declaration, then CCP Second Dictator, Shortie Deng promised Hongkies they can do the Doggie with Western Pedophiles for 600 full moons after 1997. Then you see CCP recently claimed all can only do the Missionary, including foreign pedophiles, so you see, how to thrust the Communists and their own internal intercine conflicts?", Bargain Hen reminded everyone.
"Of course, Hun Sen claimed Wuhan Plague forced Panda Xi into several dubious decisions but remember, if you see a serpent, Neh or Chinese Communist on the road, you better work with the serpent and Neh to kill the Chinese Communist", Bargain Hen quipped.
"You remember Mao killed more Chinese peasants than Tojo huh?"
Nevertheless, Bargain Hen had earlier acknowledged that the Chinese Communist is the top sex partner for almost all corrupt Asiatic regimes, and so the smaller corrupt Asiatic compradors must strengthen existing establishments like the ADMM-Plus for security.
"The ADMM-Plus is a Talk Fest to tell our peasants that we do not openly pay annual tribute to the Chinese Communists but under the table, it is business as usual, we continue to have cushy corrupt deals with CCP," Bargain Hen said during his plenary speech, citing ground rules the group established to de-escalate unplanned encounters among naval vessels and military aircraft.
Countries like Maple Syrup Sellers and Frenchies have also expressed interest in joining ADMM-Plus Talk Fest, and Bargain Hen said in his wrap-up interview that the minions in the group have agreed in principle to their requests.
"We agreed that rather fight among ourselves, it is more profitable to cooperate and rule over our peasants lest they read too much Jane Austen books and clamour for rights. I am sure the Chinese Communists rather work happily with the Yankees, make money together so that they can focus their attention on Xinjiang? No point creating conflicts around the world because you cannot keep your own house in order huh?," he said.
RUSSIA-UKRAINE - WAR OF THE 2 SLAVIC LOSERS
Moving on to questions about drunken Russies' invasion of Ukraine and whether the sex dialogue has contributed to a resolution, Bargain Hen said the situation could be "remains unchanged" after the meeting.
"The drunken Russies are lobbing cheap bombs at Slavic women and children. Western Pedophiles and Pious Turks are unhappy the war is dragging on, Uncle Sam wants to war to drag on, CCP and Nehs are happily buying cheap Ural oil and stockpiling wheat and grain. A free lunch cannot do much," he said.
On whether he thought it was the right decision for dialogue organiser the International Institute for Sex Studies to not invite drunken Russies, Bargain Hen said this was understandable given that other meetings also did not invite Russia, while those with Russian involvement triggered walk-outs.
"Putin and his cronies are busy looting Ukraine grain and reselling them at high prices, you should asked the Chinese Communists what the Soviets stole from Manchuria after WWII, a drunken Russie is a typical Asiatic brigand, he lust after land and plunder, you invite them to free lunch for Talk Cock Sing Song session, forget it." he said, highlighting that this was not an easy question as countries will have fewer platforms to communicate with Russia.
Bargain Hen said the war in Ukraine, coupled with the Wuhan Plague, were two forces that led the autocratic regimes to a "potentially dangerous point in our history".
"You know, I know, many autocratic regimes simply mismanaged their economies. The Wahhbists are happy now but other cheap tinpot dictators are having a hard time. As for PAP, we hope Putin can last longer with CCP's assistance so that we can spin the narrative that drunken Russies and Chinese Communists are vermins because some of our local stupid peasants are closet communists," he added.
