TPL Pics - Captions Please

[youallhumsup]

Hi there keling, are you by any chance Muthukali from sammyboy?​

 

[youallhumsup]

Ah pek : Ah moi (slurp slurp) nice to see u.. come have a hand shake with uncle leh..

Ms Tin : (eeeeerrrr.. lao tiko, got to think of how to siam that) Hi uncle, nice to meet u. Err.. H1N1 not over yet so we have to practice hygiene and avoid contact. Hope you don't mind.​

 

[steffychun]

Ah pek : Ah moi (u so pretty) nice to see u.. come have a hand shake with uncle leh..

Ms Tin : (eeeeerrrr.. lao tiko, got to think of how to siam that) Hi uncle, nice to meet u. Err.. H1N1 not over yet so we have to practice hygiene and avoid contact. Hope you don't mind.​

She learnt from Seet Ai Mee

 

[youallhumsup]

 

[youallhumsup]

Reporter : Ms Tin, according to netizens they want you to come only after you learn to talk like nicole seah. They said that now is not the time. And they insisted that you have to say sorry to SM Goh for pulling his GRC down. What do you have to say?

Ms Tin : I really don't know what to say. (stomps feet)
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[dankos]

TPL : when i hear a question that is too tough for me to answer, i just close my eyes and imagine i am giving my hubby a blowjob.

 

[Papsmearer]

Papsmearer, don't you dare say that i scratched my balls ok cos i don't have any.
This is how i strike a pose. Any problem with that?​

Solly solly, TPL, I meant your scratch your hai.

 

[ivebert]

 

[ivebert]

 

[middaydog]

Rin Tin : " Muthukali, why every time you see me you must put your left hand there, huh? "

 

[ivebert]

 

[KNNBCCB]

Siao Kia ivebert act cute ???!

 

[youtalkcock]

Botak : I hope we can meet more often. (slurp)

Ms Tin: Yes if you can be more gentle with women. You have a big hand.

 

[Papsmearer]

I am the biggest homo in Singapore, and I want to marry a rich sugar daddy like TPL, and get Kate Spade bags too. Can or not?

 

[Papsmearer]

Thambi, I want to ask you. After I shake your hand, will the colour come off, and my hand also be black like yours?

 

[Papsmearer]

Nicole, You like it or not when I doggie style you, and pull your hair?

 

[Papsmearer]

Wah, u look like the dirtiest old man i ever met.

 

[dankos]

TPL : Hi, pls vote for me.

Thumbi : ok ok. (fuck u lah, u cannot see i wearing workers party colour is it. vote for u to screw me another 5 years?​

 

[Papsmearer]

QUOTE]

wAH, why are all those aunties laughing behind me, thambi, u just pick your nose before you shake my hand izzit?​

 

[glockman]

TPL : When we do it, I will hold your didi like that.
Man : Mmmm, I like!