Top five things to do in Singapore (according to a Kiwi)

[Rogue Trader]

Also ang mor must send their daughters, girlfriends, sisters to Siloso beach to be exhibits for ah nehs

 

[Logisex]

Top 5 Things to do in Singapore according to PRC:

1) Take photo with Merlion to prove that he has been to Singapore
2) Visit MBS Casino
3) Visit RWS Casino
4) Buy liquor and cigarettes from Changi DFS
5) Take SQ cutlery home

 

[zeddy]

This all coming from a well behaved Ang Moh..

The horny Ang Mohs won't be bothered to go to the Night safari at Mandai.. Night Safari for them would be at Orchard Towers...

 

[eatshitndie]

a quickie in a tent at east coast park is a must. :o

 

[escher]

No trip to SG is complete without going to oxley rd to pay respect to the founding father of SG

Make sure your bring this to him when you visit oxley road

When that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY go die his long painful agonising death, the ghouls and demons will be raping and screwing him and not allow him time off to eat joss sticks and candle wax.
Tell him he got to eat that now or no chance to do so later.

 

[steffychun]

By the time Kiwis arrive in Singapore they would rather go to cheaper Malaysia.

 

[AhMeng]

6. Beat up a Taxi Driver
7. Call Sinkies Poor

 

[Stompiss]

Buy a HDB flat, all you need is merely a SGD 1000 income.