Time Traveling Chio Bu Begger

[Char_Azn]

Dressed in a gown, this attractive looking woman claims to come '500 years from the past' and is asking for money at Shanghai Metro so she can 'go home'.

STOMPer begabomb says:

"Has begging turned to become more creative and commercialised, or even theatrical in today's day and age?

"This 'time-travelling woman' has appeared in the Shanghai Metro.

"She claims to have been 'sent through time', and sits at the exit to the subway station asking pedestrians for money -- so she can return to her home town 500 years in the past.

"The interesting bit -- this ancient woman even takes out an iPhone 4 to ask for mobile phone numbers from the passing crowd.

"Translation of the hand-written (mostly) traditional Chinese sign on the ground: 'I am from the Qingyuan village and have unwittingly time travelled here. I have nothing upon me and am begging for travelling expenses to return home, a debt I will repay in the days ahead [future].'"

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/this_urban_jungle/714200/pretty_beggar_from_the_past_make_waves_in_china.html

She wins hands down for most creative Begger story

 

[Siong2]

....................... Salute to China.....

 

[singveld]

we can now add fake time traveller into the hall of PRC fake.

I think pink color originate from the west, traditionally was the color for boys, at that time, blue is color for the gals. In the 20th century, some one switch pink to gal and blue to boy.

Therefore, it will not be possible for traditional china female wearing pink.

 

[Rogue Trader]

that could be a hungry ghost

 

[Devil Within]

She can still make more money doing the world's oldest traditional occupation using her body. I'm sure she still know how to do that like the old days.

 

[no_faith]

give me a Roman suit.

 

[jw5]

How much does she need?

 

[drifter]

How much does she need?

bro..you mean overnight or one shot ?

 

[jw5]

bro..you mean overnight or one shot ?

I mean total amount needed to "go back from where she came from". :o

That way, we can easily calculate how many clients she needs.

 

[no_faith]

That way, we can easily calculate how many clients she needs.

u get fb?

 

[drifter]

I mean total amount needed to "go back from where she came from". :o

That way, we can easily calculate how many clients she needs.

bro...Beggars have no a right to choose ...you can even give her $10 per shot .

 

[jw5]

u get fb?

U mean I want fuck buddy?

No lah bro, I'm the kind who wants minimum trouble. :o

Just want to know how much she wants.

 

[no_faith]

U mean I want fuck buddy?

nope.
it is first blood.

 

[jw5]

nope.
it is first blood.

Awww, no, no, no, no, no. :o

This is exactly the kind of trouble I want to avoid.
Remember what I advised you about young clingy women?

 

[applei]

This piece gets me laughing... why not say 1500 years ago... lol
But that is an idea for a possible time-warp science fiction... arrgh errks...

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/this_urban_jungle/714200/pretty_beggar_from_the_past_make_waves_in_china.html

She wins hands down for most creative Begger story