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Stretching The Truth - $11.50 in Joint Account

makapaaa

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[h=2]Stretching The Truth[/h]
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PAP's candidate, Koh Poh Koon

The first thing of note about the colorectal surgeon as candidate is that he collected his membership card only three weeks before the by-election was called on 9 Jan 2013. Which means that when Michael Palmer was doomed by incriminating evidence on 8 Dec 2012, he may not have been an official member of the political party he’s supposed to represent at Punggol.
No one has to apologize for one’s humble origins. Many who started off financially challenged have learned to be prudent with spending, especially when spending other people’s money. On the other hand, some have been driven to other extremes, making up for lost time in profligate expenditures. It has been written that Imelda Marcos’ obscene obsession with her shoe collection is traceable to her being dirt poor at childhood.
Maybe there was a mistake in the decimal point, but it is hard to believe that two young medical graduates starting up home with their first housing board flat had only $11.50 in their joint account. While they were scratching their heads worrying about scrounging for their first meal, it makes you wonder how they managed the deposit for the utilities. No money means no water or electricity. You can’t hold your bowels just because you can’t flush – that should contribute to colorectal problems later on down the road. There must be a shaggy dog story in there somewhere, but the telling leaves much to be desired.
There was a true story once about a man with only $10 in his pocket. He gave it to his son before jumping into the MRT tracks. He did not benefit from the meritocracy which is supposed to be the salve for the real impoverished.

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biondi

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it is hard to believe that two young medical graduates starting up home with their first housing board flat had only $11.50 in their joint account

Someone with such poor financial sense should not be managing a TC.
 

Confuseous

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Someone with such poor financial sense should not be managing a TC.

Absolutely spot on. Two medical graduates and $11-50 in the bank. Obviously not very smart with cash flow and money management matters.
Ah well, maybe as in the case with the likes of Ting Pei Liing, he can learn on the job. Auctioneer Teo Ser Fcuk will be able to teach him how to auction off whatever software and hardware that still belongs to the town council. He will do well.
 

Brightkid

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My joint-account with my spouse worst! Always around $1 (one dollar) only.

Opps, now they reminded me to check my personal gold bar vault!
 

iamhere

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can have five $2 companies and keep 1.50sgd... stare at CPF statement feel rich
got heart problem, then he's short of 6.50sgd...



hmm, he nvr declare how many peanuts he keep in some containers at home?




:wink::wink::wink::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::wink::wink::wink:
 

streetsmart73

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WP MPs collect 16k per month. How come they didn't donate their money to this poor man?



hi there


1. yo! bitch/cunt.
2. your masters have more millions that any others hoh.
3. can you do proper homework before you open your gap or what:biggrin:
 

Einfield

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Sometime such sob story can back fire on him, his experience can have 1 of the outcome below

1.) He understand what it's like to be poor and will have the heart and compassion to help then now that he is a soon to be big shot PAP MP

2.) He will be more greedy then normal people because his fear of being poor is too haunting, he will grab whatever he can for himself, even from the poor because his attitude is Better you poor then I poor.
 
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Kuailan

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A company with $2.00 can make million, retired seat back former MP can
earn million of dollars behind the title Directors...

$11.50 in back account still have $9.50 in short change.
 
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Re: Stretching The Truth - $11.50 in Joint Account



but but but but : why NOT reported if money ( other then $11.50 ) were invested elsewhere or put

elsewhere ?
 
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